ADVENTURES IN A WONDERFUL WONDERWORLD

So... one minute I'm minding my own business buriying a dead mouse and such,

the next moment I'm falling down a ridiculously large demon-rabbit hole plus finding

myself in Wonderland filled with psychopathic, gun loving men.

Know, I don't know about you but things just got a whole lot interesting...

Summery sucks I know but this is going to be my first story on fan fiction so do

bare with me :l –sigh- my bad writing skills may bore you so be warned XD

Chapter 1: down a demon rabbit hole.

"Geez Dinah... Another dead mouse? That's cold." I said scolding my cat

who had yet again bought me a ripped up mouse she had killed.

(And yes I talk to my cat, got a problem? Didn't thing so)

Dinah meowed and sat by me licking her paws and leaving the poor creature in front of me.

I know catching mice was a cat thing but it's still horrible, I mean,

once Dinah put one on my pillow while I was sleeping! I woke up to me

cuddling a dead mouse for crying out loud!

Talk about getting scarred by your cat mentally...

now for introductions! My names Skylar Garrack, i live with grandmother Alice

beacuse my parents had passed away when i was a child. Im already 15 now and i have long brown hair and gray eyes.

blah blah blah on with the story!

I was just chilling outside in my grandmothers garden,(which by the way kicks ass, it's HUGE!)

sat under a tree with my cat and my cats prey.

"Another mouse funeral it seems. And don't try eating it while I'm burying him like last time!"

I glared at Dinah who yawned tiredly and trotted off away from me.

Seems I was rejected by my cat, and yes, I give the mice little micey funerals so what? I feel bad otherwise.

I got up sighing and picking the poor creature up, avoiding the blood,

and walked around deeper into the garden maze because that's where I bury them all.

Why you ask? The answer is that:

A. It's a maze so hardly anyone is going to come across them and be scared shitless.

B. Option A was something I had just thought off while walking into the maze truthfully it just seemed a cool burial ground for them.

I knew every place in my grandmothers hedge maze, I've been playing in it since I was little,

I basically had a built in GPS for this place in my head.

Anyway, where getting off track with my awesomeness.

So after I found a suitable spot for my dead little friend, dug a hole, said a few words and

then I let him rest for all eternity,I decided to wander through the maze for a bit more

instead of heading back to the house.

I just started spacing out like a normally do while walking through the maze, my thoughts racing about how grandpa

was doing in good old heaven, how I was picturing my brother getting arrested just by being himself,

me getting an award because of being me and how the people on Pluto were doing.

(not Mickey's dog the planet that people debate either it is a planet or not, but it would

be cool living on Pluto the dogs back in one way.)

Then because of my spacing out I failed to notice a rabbit hole and tripped,

me face planting the ground awkwardly.

Fail.

"Ow...well that was fun..." I muttered dryly standing up rubbing my face and

glaring at the rabbit hole like it should say sorry,

but of course it didn't, what are you? Crazy?

I stared at it for a while not really knowing why but I did muse about how I didn't think we had rabbits.

I stared down it just out of curiosity because I had never really seen a real rabbit hole up close before.

And don't say you people haven't done or seen one thing that other people would say was common, I'm on too you!

It looked pretty deep for a rabbit hole so I tested it by sticking by hand in there

and it kept going till I couldn't stretch anymore witch by the by was to my shoulder.

Now, some people would think of this as nothing at all and walked away,

some would be freaked out and then there's me,

who was absolutely intrigued and thinking it was some kind of demon rabbit.

While I was ranting to myself about the mysterious demon rabbit I failed to notice, well not failed just...occupied, yeh, that.

So I was too occupied to notice the hole getting bigger and bigger, and tinier, nope that was a lie sadly it only got bigger.

Now it was at me heels and I was facing away from it ranting on what demon rabbits eat and if they liked parfait, (come on a don't look at me like that a demon parfait loving rabbit would be cool.)

And I loosed my balance and fell backwards into a gigantic hole screaming

"Damn Demon Rabbit!" falling and falling into blackness that was called a bad day.

Okay, so this wasn't the best first chapter more like a random rant.

It's a day off school, eating pretzels and computer in front of me mixed with boredom.

Please do review, mean the world to me even if its saying how much of a failure I am :D

-Face palm- yeh... well bye! And be careful of demon rabbit holes! :o