Happy Valentine's day!!!! :D

Anywho. This is my 2nd fanfic. My first….im not so proud of. XD. So yeah. Please enjoy and……..when giving flames….please EASE Up. :D

Thanks. :D

Summary: ever wonder what goes through the mind of our genious, perverted, pyromaniac-I mean- pyro? Then read this and laugh [ I hope] at his thoughts. :D

Disclaimer: I don't own gakuen alice. and if the plot is somehow similar to someone else's, I AM SO VERY TRULY DEEPLY INCREDIBLY SORRY. I didn't know. Im so sorry. . I didn't mean to plagiarize and all. .

Here, to help you understand:

Natsume's thoughts

"Natsume saying"

MIKAN shouting

"Mikan saying"

"Ruka saying"

"Hotaru saying"

Narration.

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Natsume & Ruka- 17

Mikan & Hotaru- 16

Thank you for reading [in advance] =3

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There I was, innocently sleeping under my special tree and before I knew it…BOOM….

"NATSUME!!!!!!!!"

My nap is thrown out of the window….all thanks to my stupid girlfriend…….*sigh*

"WHATDYA WANT POLKA?!"….nah…do you really think I'd shout? Never dude. Never. It'd ruin my 'leave-me-alone-or-else-you-get-a-third-degree-burn' reputation. Instead I say…

"What, polka?" I notice polka dots' face getting red.

"NATSUME! AAAARGH!!!!YOU HENTAI!!!!!!!!" Damn. I think my eardrums just burst.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!! I MEAN I-" . I still hear polka's screeching.

"Oi. Polka. Shut up."

"hmp. And to think here I was about to ask you to come to central town."

"No" ha. That act won't work on me Shoujo.

"pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease????" damnit. She's doin that face again.

No. no. natsume. You are a strong guy. You've faced countless tougher things than this.

" *sigh*…alright…" AAAAAAAARGH!!! I fell for it again!!!if persona ever finds about this….*shudders*. [A/N: just think about persona doing a cute puppy face….Natsume: YUCK. Freakazoid!...caramelcat03: shut up moron]

As Natsume and Mikan (actually, its Natsume getting dragged by Mikan) arrive at the bus stop……

Oh $..., Imai just took a photo of us…AGAIN. Damnit. She's probably gonna photoshop it and sell it….

"HOTARU!!!!!" *sigh* there goes polka again, seriously, doesn't she EVER get tired of being thrown into the air by that gun? What a baka.

BAKA BAKA BAKA

"Oi polka…or should I say cupcakes?" *smirk*. God. Can't she buy DECENT underwear?! But then again…if she wears decent ones I'll have nothing to tease her….oh well.

"NATSUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!" *sigh* doesn't she ever get used to that? right?

As if on cue, Hotaru indifferently teases her best friend.

"Hey idiot, don't you ever get used to Hyuuga calling you by your patter-of-the-day?" see? Even Imai says so. This girl [Mikan] is so…..i dunno….stupid!? [Mikan: HEY!! I HEARED….err…READ THAT! Natsume: You were supposed to, moron. Caramelcat03: sorry viewers…just some LQ here…Mikan/Natsume: What's LQ??? Caramelcat03: Lover's Quarrel. Mikan/Natsume:oh….HEY!]

"it's not my fault im not used to a guy who constantly peeks at my underwear" Mikan said, looking pointedly at Natsume.

"Is it my fault you show it to me and half the school?" I mean. Come on! The girl's practically 17! Who in their right 16-year-old mind wears polka-dotted panties??

And---

"Hey Mikan-nee!!"

"Mikan-chan!"

Oh $..., please tell me im dreaming…...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hey guys!! Thanks for making it down here. :D. sorry if its terrible. T_T.

anyways…since im not sure if I should continue this or not. there's a poll in my profile

just vote there. :D

so please review. Flames or not. :D

so…………..yeah. thank you again guys!

Lovin' you lots,

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