"Oh God," Mississippi muttered rolling over in bed, pulling the covers with him, "What happened last night?" He squinted his eyes towards his right, "A-Alabama!" Alabama murmured something before opening her eyes.

"Hmm?" she responded rubbing her eyes, "What's wrong?" She sat up facing Mississippi, which really got Mississippi worried. Alabama was naked, and as far as Mississippi knew, this can't be good.

"Whoa," Mississippi said under his breath, "W-What happened last night!" Alabama smiled and kissed Mississippi on the lips.

"Don't you remember?" She teased, wrapping her arms around his neck. "Y'know, if you're going to be like that you should drink more often." She grinned and kissed him again, Mississippi froze.

"W-What!" Mississippi tried to keep eye contact with Alabama, which wasn't easy for him, considering she's naked. Alabama laughed at his response.

"You don't remember do you, silly?" She giggled and kissed Mississippi once more. "You got drunk, and we had sex." Mississippi's face immediately turned deep red.

"I-I," Mississippi felt himself shake a bit, "W-We…I…Really?" Alabama smiled and kissed him once more.

"Think about it for a while, there's no way you could forget what you did," Alabama said looking at him, "I can wait."

"Uhh…" Mississippi muttered. Last night? Oh God, how could I forget something like this? Ummm… What did I do? Or, what didn't I do? Oh God, I just get myself into so much trouble. Uh, w-what could I have…Oh my God.

"Mississippi?" Alabama asked, waving her hand in front of his face, "You okay?"

"My God," Mississippi whispered. The whole night flashed before his eyes, he couldn't believe it. He actually did that…and Alabama is fine with it! "I…You let me!"

"I what!" Alabama said in confusion.

"You let me do stuff like that!" Mississippi exclaimed; he couldn't believe Alabama would let him do something like that. Not to mention when he's drunk.

"What!"

"Why'd you let me fuck you!"

"WHAT!"

"…" Mississippi looked at Alabama, he couldn't believe this. Talk about awkward, "Alabama…"

"Mississippi, why are you so upset?" She frowned looking at him in disappointment.

"I- Why aren't you!" He said in defense.

"Mississippi, we've been together for over 200 years and that's just statehood and those 20 years in the territory. It was bound to happen anyway, besides…You really wanted to… And I couldn't pass it up… you never want to otherwise." Alabama just looked at Mississippi waiting for his response.

"I-It's not that I don't want to, it's that it's not the way a man should act. I can't just all of a sudden decide to have sex with you." Mississippi said looking the other way.

"Why not? Lots of people do that."

"…I'm not lots of people."

"Well your population counts as lots of people."

"…." Mississippi just stared at Alabama for a while before asking, "W-Well did I hurt you?" Alabama smiled and kissed him, and that was her response. "…That wasn't an answer."

"Yes it was."

"…." Mississippi sat there a while before asking again, "But really, did I?" Alabama began laughing and a huge smile came across her face. "W-What does that mean!"

"Mississippi, if it hurt I don't know," Alabama began, "I was enjoying it too much to notice." Mississippi blushed and tried to not look directly at Alabama.

"O-Oh… R-Really?" He asked, shaking again. Alabama grinned and kissed him on the lips.

"Yes, it was wonderful… I just hope it didn't cause an earthquake." Mississippi laughed and kissed her back.

"God forbid we have to explain," he responded, causing Alabama to laugh.

"It'd be quite an odd story for an earthquake."

"Yeah, talk about awkward."