Yay! My first Van Helsing fanfic!! And it stars an OC, which is based on my penname! Be nice in your reviews, OK? By the way, I don't own the movie.

The sun was shining golden rays on the windows of St. Paul's Cathedral in Vatican City. No new assignments and missions awaited Gabriel Van Helsing, much to his relief. As he trudged out of bed, there was a knock on his door.

"Van Helsing!" Carl, friar and Van Helsing's helper/buddy, was behind the door. "Someone's here to see you!"

When he opened the door, Van Helsing came face to face with the mysterious guest; only that there wasn't anything mysterious about her.

The girl seemed short for her age, and her face was framed by brown hair, much like Van Helsing's. The strangest thing about this girl was that her left eye was tattooed with a pink star. A second woman stood beside her. It was Anna Valerious, back from the dead!

"Anna!" Van Helsing exclaimed. "You're alive!"

"Of course, I am," Anna replied matter-of-factly. "My new friend here used some sort of device to bring me back as an human angel like you."

"Who is she?" Van Helsing wanted to know.

"Her name's rather strange, I should tell you," Carl replied. "She's Starzilla."

Van Helsing raised an eyebrow. Starzilla?

Starzilla looked up at the hunter, and she grinned. Suddenly, she leaped unto Van Helsing and gave him a big hug.

"Yay!" Starzilla squealed. "I love you so much, Gabey!! I've always wanted to meet you!"

Van Helsing looked at the eccentric girl. Since when did anyone called me Gabey?! he thought as Starzilla smooched and hugged him to no end.

Anna and Carl laughed at the sight of Van Helsing getting mauled by a girl.

When Starzilla was through embracing Van Helsing, she took out her messenger bag and rummaged through it. Finally, she whipped out a figurine and placed it in his hand.

The figurine was a chibi caricature of Van Helsing. It was done in the same style as Hello Kitty (I don't own it), with he big head, little body, cute button eyes, and no mouth.

"Uh, what is it?" Van Helsing asked as he examined the figurine.

"It's Chibi-Van Helsing," Starzilla explained. "Isn't he cute?" She brought out two more figurines, this time Carl and Anna. She handed them to their respective owners.

"The Chibi-Anna figurine resurrected me," Anna informed Van Helsing.

Carl looked at his figurine. "My, my. This is an unusual replica of me."

Starzilla turned her messenger bag over, and more figurines fell out. They were Dracula, his brides, the Wolf-Man, and Frankenstein's monster.

The trio looked at one another. They shared one thought: This girl is crazy.