"Want a game where you can bash seals, polar bears, and icy things with beaks?" Popo and Nana stated as they were bashing seals, polar bears with black sunglasses in pink shorts, and weird white feathery creatures with beaks called Topis. "Then get Ice Climber!"
"Starring us, the Ice Climbers!" Nana giggled as she blew a kiss to the camera.
"You won't regret it when you Smash it up with us!" Popo added as he and Nana proceeded to summon ice blocks they smashed away with their wooden mallets, freezing the creatures that approached them.
"To be fair, we wanted to do commercials for a long time now," Popo stated to the camera while sipping some hot chocolate. "It was a way to bring us back into relevancy."
"Yeah, commercials always tend to stick out the most when you think back of watching television." Nana said as she was making some fresh salad, humming as she was inside an igloo while facing the camera. "It certainly helps us get the funding we need for new equipment for mountain climbing!"