Fox Mccloud report to the generals office i repeat Fox Mccloud report to the generals office at once
Yea...what do you need...General Pepper? Said the fox in very sleepy tone. got a new mission for you. Great i will get right on that at 8:30. Said the very sleepy fox. What (yawn) do ya need? Its 8:00 right now Fox. Then i guess i will have to start getting ready now won't i? Said the fox in a more awake/asleep tone. I guess you will now won't you? Im going to go take a shower then i will be out and ready to go. As the fox left the room. BAAM!The door slammed shut. (over the loudspeaker) Private Bisenti report to the generals office immediatly! (Tap tap tap as the soldiers bottom of his boots was metal) yes sir? Go make sure that the water heater is turned off when fox gets in the shower okay? yes sir! Oh also make the ship dead silent i want to hear him scream okay? Okay... Said the soldier in a more worried/creeped out tone. ten minutes later AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! GENERAL PEPPER YOU SON OF A BITCH THATS FUCKING SUPER HOT WATER! 2 Hours later on the planets surface. wow what a planet its just perfect for me! The heat of the planet is just right! Okay general pepper i thank you for the mission. Good because you will be getting paid alot of money for this mission about 300 million for saving the planet. Uhh come again? I said you'll be getting paid 300 million for saving the planet. did you hear me that time? Uhh yeah thats awesome! but something is going wrong im going blind and out of nowhere star wolf sliced him in half! AAAAAHHHHHHHH! Aaaaahhhhh. fox get up you got to get moving NOW! why falco whats wrong? well the fox dosn't want to keep his bride waiting does he? i... wait you mean im getting married today! yeah you proposed to krystal yesterday at lunch remember? oh yeah well what am i waiting for? lets go! hold on there fox! as the giant falcon grabbed his neck. i cant breathe falco! oops im sorry i got carried away! i guess... but nevermind you need to get a tux. a what? a tux you know a tuxedo? um whats that? oh my god! hes hungover he cant remember a goddamned thing slippy! a tux let me...on second thought falco lets just go pick one out and show him then he will remember! oh good idea slippy!at the tuxedo shop. how about this one fox i like it. naw to colorful. how bout this one then? its pretty damn good looking try it on fox. ten minutes later. you know slippy he looks pretty damn good and thats coming from a man! lets go know guys. okay fox. at noon. yada yada yada do you take fox mccloud as your man for now and forever bathed in love. and blood whispered fox. i do. and do you fox take krystal the fox as you woman for now and forever bathed in love. and blood whispered krystal. i do. you may now kiss the bride! two hours later. cachunk the lock opens. well this is my house. its a mansion i know your dad told you to be modest but its exuse my language my lady its a very fucking big house sir. thanks ceadric oh krystal this is my old friend ceadric. nice to meet you my lady so here how long will this lady be here fox and hour 2 maybe even 3? no ceadric shes living here! you got married and you didnt tell me! as the butlers face turned dark red. uh ceadric you feeling okay? yes sir im fine im just mad you didnt tell me. i got married today how could yesterday or 2 days ago how could i tell you? oh im sorry sir i didnt realize that. your forgiven ceadric. oh and you can call me krystal. nope it states in the rules not one butler is allowed to call an occupant of this house theyr real name unless told to do so by the owner of the up to her if she wants you to call her by her real name so be it. and besides she was a princess on cerinia so her house was probably twenty times the size of this mansion! no fox it was just 5 times the size of this mansion. oh well thats stilll pretty damn big. you wouldnt know big until youve seen it yea i bet it is pretty damn big. yea i would be willing to bet it didnt cost that much either. um the king of cerinia gets whatever house he wants for free but only one i could choose one if i wanted to but im good with this house. mansion its a mansion okay. god if your gonna get so mad i mit just have to say i think you have a place nicer than this. well i do sorta. what do you mean sorta? well i own a penthouse but not the district i own the building it self but not the neighborhood. i also own a the great fox. but thats nothingi also own ... thats enough of what you own fox i want to have a nice dinner. ceadric is at your service my lady. not neccacery fox time for some shopping i will se if you got some of the ingrediants you go look for some at the store when i call you telling you what you need to get and what you dont. okay brrrrring brrrring. hey what do you need raw shark yada yada yada yada yada yada i will need to buy all this. okay that will cost you ...1000 sir. oh shit! okay i got it all ok cool. meanwhile across the city falco katt a 17 year old fox named brian and panther caroso whom of wich is only helping because falco saved his ass and he ows him. furry comercials easiest way to make money said brian yea but they're always perverted. replyied the green fured fox named katt. you mean best type of commercial. said brian. nowww i agrrree with katt i dont want my naked assssss up on stage while i wouldnt mind seeing a girl a guy issss just wrong said panther. yea but robbing a bank just so fox can get money to buy this district get real said brian. the elavator open so falco could walk in wait your dressing as panther? yes said falco. i for one think it suits him. when the door opens falco fires a shot in the air. alright people you know the drill. brian jumps on a desk and aims a cashier. nobody moves and nobody dies. get in line bitch said brian still aiming at the cashier. hey dont be a dick. said katt you call yourselfs bandits your a bunch of pussies we should be up in there faces like... he turns around to see the cashier holding a shotgun and aiming at him. ... oh shit! well thats certantly...different. yea since when can you that easily bring a gun into a bank?
well that sums it up for the first chapter see you guys soon! i dont own the charecters of course or the qoutes