"Praise our god emperor Trump!" Screamed the crowed at the top of lung. "We love getting rid of muslims and Mexicans!" Trump-Hitler raised his arms shouting the republican party motto: "You're fired!"
God-Emprah Trump was holding his biweekly shitposting competition slash Mexican hate session. He believed that the filthy brownskins needed deportation for their own good, so it was done. Finally, America was great again. Great and 100% white. All the black people were deported to mexico along with the Mexicans. Trumpministan, as the United States would be called, was soon to discover that his totalitarian policies were not the favorites amongst citizens. The illuminati was apointd as his chief of staff and cabinet members, only to implement a new world order after they authorized the bombing of the Chinese dogs. Shortly afterwards, Trumpministan nuked the filthy jews in Israel for th ekeks
This is where the main character of this story comes in. EhDolf "Not A Jew" Heetler, a Canadian born immigrant wanted to truly make America great again. However, his name was too controvercial, for the faggoty americans considered his name too close to he who must not be named, Adolf [REDACTED BY TRUST AND SAFETY COUNCIL] (see that political commentary? Lel). Instead, he took on a pseudonym and adapted to Trumpministan life. His taken name, you ask? Ted Cruz.