It was a normal summer day, the birds were chirping... the flowers were blooming... and the little African children were being tortured in the basement. "Aaaahhh, yes." Sonic thought. "Tranquilityyy..." Sonic was doing what he did every morning after he smashed a baby into his bedroom wall. Bake a waffle. Sonic really really really really really really really really really really really really loved waffles (aside from the obvious food choice, chilly dogs). And he also loved drizzling on his favorite topping: chocolate fudge and baby powder. Once the waffle was done baking on his 49 year old grill, which was only being held together by piss stained Barbie dolls, and a wet nap Sonic had found in a bank safe, he went to go retrieve the chocolate fudge and baby powder. Sonic used his super mega fast hedgehog speeds t across his house in search of the things of which he said that he wanted to get because he likes them so. "wHaT ThE FUcK?! ? !" Sonic exclaimed, flapping his lips together like a soggy onion. "I CANT fiNd ThEse ShItS aNyWhERe!" Almost ready to give up and just continue the rest of his plans for the day like running to the nearest school and licking the gum off the bottoms of the desks, Sonic got an idea. "Hmmmmmmm... WEL EF EYE KANT HAV ME TOPINGZ RITE NOWE, ILL JUST HAVE TO MAKE THEM!" Remembering that chocolate fudge is brown, and baby powder white, Sonic started deciding ways in his head on how he could re create those things. But, just like his leg speed, his brain was also sped. So he had already decided on an idea within the first 000000000000000000.1 seconds of thinking. And that's what he called super fast Christmas speeds.
Ready to reanact his plan, Sonic swiftly grabbed the waffle off the grill which at that point was black and chalky looking. "Just like his cousin Davy liked his hot dogs!" Son Boi yelled. Anyways, it was now time for Sonics plan. Sonic then inserted the waffle into his greasy anus very slowly. It hurt a little, but then he imagined how his mom used to beat him with a brick as a baby, and realized it wasn't that bad of a burning. Sonic left it in there for a solid half of a half of a second. Then he yanked it out at full force. The waffle was now coated in his steamy wet and hairy shit.
"MMMMMMMMM.." Sonic replied to the sight of it. "I CANT WAUT TO MUNCH DOWN ON THIS BABY!" He then opened his mouth wide ready for that first juicy bite. "AHHHHHH!" Sonic said with his mouth wide fucking ass open. Like literally it looked like Hiroshima Nagasaki 2 blew up his face creating his mouth hole it was so big. Right after sonic started to close his mouth, he realized something... " OH GAY ASS MEXICANS! I FORGOT TO MAKE THE BABY POWDER!" Sonic then pulled up a big fat sex picture/photo/photograph of Rouge on his iSung Cosmo X 4 Cellular phone device. And jizzed to it, onto the waffle. "Heh heh, I guess this still counts as baby powder right?" Qwipped Sonic. He then took a huge narley bite out of his breakfast. He thought it was good, but that it was still missing something. "OH THATS IT! it needs more baby powder because the shit was too over powering!"
Sonic then opened up the scrap book laying next to him to find the only picture on earth that would make him cum at his hardest, his best friend Jeffery's mom's super hot and sexy second life character.
After looking at it for a second, Sonics penor wenor was already super erect. It even free three sizes that day. Next all Sonic has to do was touch the head of his huge gurthy cock and his cum sprayed everywhere. Especially where it mattered most, on his waffle breakfast.
After his cock was now a wet noodle the size of Russia, he finished his break-fast(Sonics break fast is extra fast so put Emphasis on the "fast" part). Once that was over Sonic knew it was going to be a great day. So just for fun, he decided to smash one extra baby against the wall that morning.
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