Disclaimer: not mine

Summary: Flan wants to have a baby more then anything. The problem isn't getting pregnant but breaking it to Bel. Mpreg and Oocness. Major pairing Bel/Flan. WIth Mukuro/Flan and Bel/Mammon

Baby Of The House

"Master is it possible?" Flan looked up at Mukuro with hopeful eyes. His normal dull mint eyes sparkled with unsure happiness.

"…Well, I don't see why not."

"Really…?"

"I think it's possible. But I have plenty of concerns my main one is…" The taller male avoided his apprentice's face. He couldn't bear to see the disappointment in his face. "What if something happens to-"

"You need not worry about that. But will you help me?"

The pineapple haired male shifted in his seat. Mukuro couldn't tell if it was intentionally or not but Flan's bottom lip stuck out more then the top in the cutest pout ever. "…Of course I will."

'Damn he can be cute when he wants something; seducer.'

"Thank you for everything, master." The Varia mist guardian couldn't hide his smile with an illusion. He bounced up hugging the illusion of his master. "Whenever you are ready I'll come back to pick it up." Flan ran from the abandon park almost running over Ken.

"Damn Flan! Watch where you doing!" Mukuro's apprentice didn't hear him Flan just ran.

"Little one, that's not the only thing I'm worried about..." Mist surrounded his body, when it cleared there was a faint confused little girl sitting where he sat.


Flan returned to head quarters shortly after that his meeting with Mukuro. He held one small bag behind his back. No one noticed him slip in which was perfectly fine. The guardian threw his bag under his bed and went off in search for his lover. When Bel wasn't with him he was either talking to his best friend, Mammon, or out on a murdering spree.

He was with Mammon. The once cursed male sat on the couch with a thick hard cover book in his hands. Belphegor laid on his back resting his head on the first mist guardian's lap. The blonde played with one of his knives; talking to his friend. The amethyst haired male wasn't listening but he nodded every once in a while so the blonde wouldn't get specious.

Despite the scene in front of him Flan wasn't threatened by their relationship. Prince The Ripper was many things but a cheater wasn't one of them. Mammon was his best friend-only friend- till he came along.

"Hey, Frog where were you?" The twin sat up.

"With my master."

"Tch." If the teal haired male wasn't the jealous type his lover was; jealous of an illusion. Not to mention pretty protective. Mukuro was still locked up in a water tank at the bottom of vendicare. The hitman knew Flan and the illusionist's followers were planning to break him out soon. How stupid. They should let him rot in there. The second mist guardian was a powerful illusionist he no longer needed his master there.

"Don't be jealous."

"Who's jealous you stupid Frog."

"You are." Flan hid a small smile when the blonde pouted. "Don't be like that. Come, let's go."

"Yeah, yeah later Mammon." The prince took a hold of his beloved's hands as he led them out of the room. The lavender haired male didn't notice. "Where are we going? The nearest room? Ushishi."

"Don't be a pervert."

"What? You're not making it up to the prince that he woke up in a cold bed and didn't get Froggy's delicious breakfast?" Both males always slept together. Sometimes Bel snuck into Flan's room or vice versa. They snuggled in each other's arms every night. When one room was too hot or cold they would switch rooms. The genius loved waking up to the sweet face of his frog not a cold empty bed.

"Don't you ever get tired of it?"

"No, never."

Flan sighed. "Are you hungry? I'll make you something."

"No, Lussuria made some chocolate chip pancakes for the prince. Even so you need to make this up to me."

"Alright, what do you want?"

"Ushishishi, let's play together." A sneaky grin appeared on the younger male's face. He knew exactly what the genius meant. "Levi is outside in the back training."

"Lead the way." The newest Varia member followed the blonde outside. They crouched in a bush spying on the thunder guardian. Leviathan talked to himself as he used a tree as target practice. His box weapon flew in circles around him.

"Let's go stingray!" Leviathan spoke throwing his parasols in the air. "Super Levi volt!" The stingray used the umbrella at a conductor for its lighting. The tree broke in half at Levi's attack; the ends of the tree turned burnt black. Smolders embers rose from the end and die as soon a a guest of wind pasted.

"Damn trash, keep it down!" The Varia member jumped at the sound of his boss's voice. Xanxus had his normal frown on his face as he approached his most loyal servant.

"I'm very sorry boss." Leviathan bowed respectfully. Flan and Bel watched from the bush as the mist illusion fooled the dumbest Varia member.

"So, you're training hard…?" The Xanxus asked acting uninterested. Levi's eyes widened.

"Yes, I am boss!" The lighting guardian greatest wish is to be by his leader's side forever and get complemented by him every once in a while. Thus it was easy to trick him. After so many years you think he would know a fake or a hallucination Xanxus.

"Keep up the good work."

"Of course boss! I'll fight for-"

"Yes very good." The fake cut off with an unblinking gaze.

"Is something wrong boss?" Normally the alpha would say a few words to one of his follows then walked away.

"Actually there is something and if you ever repeat these words to anyone I'll kill you trash." Closing his eyes the flawless illusion took a deep breath. "I appreciate all you do for me." Then a moment of silence pasted them. The look on Leviathan's face was too good.

"Ushishi, Froggy you are good." The prince couldn't hold in his chuckle. Flan couldn't hide his evil smile.

"Thanks."

"Flan there is a guest out here for you." The arcobaleno called out blowing there cover. The lover tensed as the loyalist male noticed them in the blush. The Xanxus figure faltered and faded away completely.

"DAMN YOU FLAN!" Levi screamed one huge blush on his face. The toad ignored him completely.

"Thanks! It's probably my master; that was fast." Excitedly the magician rushed down to the living area. Leaving two males confused and one pissed off.

There in the living room stood a shy looking Chrome, nervous to touch anything. If anyone else opened the door she wouldn't have been let in so easily. The captain would have screamed at her. Levi wouldn't have been much different. Lussuria would have talked her to death. Bel would have stabbed her. Mammon was the clear choice for door opener.

"I have something for you and written down instructions from lord Mukuro." She held out her hand inside was an arcobaleno shaped mint pacifier. The same sparkling color of his eyes. He took the toy from her and held it closely to his chest. This was it.

"He will no longer be able to visit us for awhile; since he used all of his power to make the pacifier." Chrome had detailed instructions from Mukuro however, she had no idea what was going on. Her face showed her confusion. "What's the pacifier for?"

"Alright you can be the second to know but keep it a secret." The peasant paused dramatically and used his whispering voice. Chrome had to lean in to hear him. "Master, is going to help me get pregnant." Flan held in his excitement with an illusion. "Isn't that great?" At first Chrome didn't know how to react. A smile spread on her face. She could picture the pitter patter of little feet running around.

"I'm happy for you." She replied pulling him into a hug which was returned. "How did he take the news?" The teal haired the male knew she was walking about Belphegor.

"I haven't told him yet. I want everything to be perfect first." The male paused before adding. "Thank you Chrome I'm forever in your debt-"

"Hey, frog!" The illusionists turned to look at the future king.

"How long were you there?" The jade haired male bit his bottom lip. Did Belphegor hear everything? No he couldn't have it was whispered.

"I just got here, why? Are you hiding something from me, you Frog?" The golden haired male frowned. He really wasn't there for long and didn't hear a think but he saw his toad hugging another. He was a bit mad.

"No not a thing." The newest Varia member wrapped his arms around his lover's neck.

Chrome smiled at how happy her alley was. "Well then, I guess I'll go now."

"Alright, I'll see you soon. Thanks again."

"No problem, bye." Then males watched her leave.

"So, what do you want to do now?" Flan asked pushing his body against his love's. A Cheshire smile spread over his face.

"I wanna do what you're thinking about."

"Well, alright." The taller male picked Mukuro's apprentice up bridal style rushing to the magician's room. Flan pushed his hitman lover to the bed straddling his lap.

"Ushishi." The toad's hand caressed the side of Bel's face leaning down for a passionate lip touch. The noblemen's hands were pinned above his head as the other male slide his free hand up the stripped shirt caressing his chest.

"How does it feel?" His lips brushed against the soft nipple until it was hard. His lips traveled downward to his hard stomach licking between his abs.

Belphegor breathed in deeply. Teal eyes turned his attention to the crescent moon birthmark. The mark of royalty or so he thought. Their was only one person with this mark since it's twin is dead. Flan smiled before licking over the moon.

'It would be great if our child had your mark. The prince and his heir. What a perfect picture.'

The birthmark was nibbled on. "Get on with it!" The taller male yelled.

"With what?" A mysterious smile appeared on his face interfering with his innocent tone. "I wasn't doing anything."

"That's the problem."

"Well what I really want to do is go out with you."

"What? Go out?" Bel aroused body started to calm down. It was obvious he lover wasn't going to finish.

"Well It's been a long time since we've gone out at a couple. All we ever do is make love or we're out on a mission. It gets old rather fast." The golden haired male opened his mouth to speak but Flan wouldn't allow it. Quickly placing his lips over the freak's. "Not that making love is boring. We should do something romantic, go out for dinner. Walk around the park or the beach."

"Alright, we can do that. Anything for you my Frog. But please finish what you started!" The assassin jerked his hip up trying to get attention where he needed it the most.

"Of course my prince after you show me a good time on the town." The magus said getting off the bed and leaving the room.

"I should have known better. Things like this always happen when he's on top."The future king growled but calmed completely before following the toad.


"Hey look up there in the tree. It's a Red Cardinal isn't it pretty?" Flan pointed to the bird resting in its nest.

"It is pretty, but not compared to you." The mist guardian hid his blush holding the prince's hand tightly. They walked through the nearest park. It was gauged more towards little kids with it playground and colorful scenery. It was simple and romantic if you could ignore the playful screams of the kids.

Sea green eyes looked at the prince's profile. 'I love him.' Flan smiled. 'I love him so much. I want to have a child with him.' The genius who felt eyes on him turned to look at the other who averted away quickly.

Flan eyes focused else where, a screaming hurt little girl caught his attention. The girl's mother ran over her quickly kissing her scraped knee and putting a colorful kiddy Band-Aid on her.

'We'll be great parents.' Biting his lip to kill his smile he gazed once more at the freak.

"Ushishi. You can't stop staring at me huh?"

"I guess not."

"I don't blame you the prince is amazing."

"I agree." The psycho let go of his hand wrapping his arm around the shorter male's shoulders pulling him close.

'He smells nice.'

"I love you Froggy."

"I love yo-"

"WAAAAAAHHHH!" The two assassin pulled away from each other looking at the screaming child. For two minutes straight the kid scream bloody murder no adult ran to calm him.

"Sounds like the captain." The king commented.

"Little boy why are you crying?" Flan asked bending down becoming eye level with the child.

"I lost my mommy!" Tear fell down his round cheeks and snot ran from his nose. Bel turned his head to look at his lover. Belphegor wasn't paying attention to them his gaze was focused in the distance. It was something special the he didn't just kill the brat for disturbing their romantic afternoon. Flan wouldn't allow him to kill children. The prince was actually forbidden from going near one alone.

"Bel, can we please!" The storm guardian wasn't thrilled about helping some snot nose peasant brat but Flan couldn't help it. The magician pouted, the face was flawless Bel always fell for it.

"Alright fine help him but I'm not!"

"Bel…"

"The prince won't do it!"

Pout

"The prince forbids you to speak about this ever again!" The biggest frown was on his face he held onto some peasant kid's hand. Flan held the other hand like they were altogether.

"Of course, softy." The prince scowled at the tease making Flan chuckle. "Now, what does your mother look like?"

"Well she's pretty and looks like she's a fairy that makes wishes come tr- owie you hurting me!" The boy withdrew his hand from the prince's inhuman grip.

"Calm down Bel, he's just a kid. What color hair does your mother have? What about her eye color? What is she wearing?"

"Are you a pervert?" The boy asked innocently. Flan froze the first time he has ever been insulted from a five year old brat.

"Ushishi. He is." The frown on his face was replaced with his Cheshire grin.

"I'm just trying to hel-"

"Never mind there she is!" The boy stopped crying and immediately left them without a second thought.

"Ungrateful." The freak muttered earning a small whack to the back of the head. The lovers watched the mother and the boy hugged. Both crying from the happiness of being reunited once again.

"Isn't that nice, they're together again." The illusionist rested his head on the amber haired male's shoulder. He felt happiness from a good deed and the fact he planed on having a child soon.

"The peasant mother is walking towards us." The newest Varia member erected being presentable. The mother praised the lovers offering money to them. Belphegor refused to touch that commoner's money. The mint hair male also refused, he didn't need a reward.

"No thanks are needed. Make sure you don't get lost again. Later." The younger male waved and looped hands with his beloved. They walked away together.

"Mommy, you know that story about the princess that kissed the frog and the frog turns into a prince. I them I'm ready for the uncensored version of it."


"I love you Prince. Thanks for helping me find the kid's mother."

"I love you too Frog." Flan leaned up placing a light but passionate kiss on his lover's lips.

The mist guardian let out a sigh. "Mostly everything is perfect."

"Mostly?" The twin's trademark grin fell. He thought everything was perfect.

"Well, there is one thing I want."

"Then the prince will make sure you have it. The prince is rich."

"Well this thing is not something bought." Flan's pointer finger traced his covered chest. Little circles over his breast, over his heart. This motion the assassin only did when he wanted something, so it wasn't often. After a deep breath he spoke. "I want a family; I want to have a child."

Belphegor was speechless. He wasn't expecting something like that. A child. A…whoa that's a lot to take in.

The silence made the mint haired boy nervous. The blonde didn't like that idea did he? Was he just trying to find a way to reject the thought without hurting his feelings? "My love? Are you alright?"

"I don't know what to say. Is that really a good idea?"

"What do you mean…?" There was clear hurt in his voice; his dream was just smashed.

"Well, for one we're in the mafia and that's no place for a baby unless they are an arcobaleno. Second no one here knows how to care for one."

"Luss-"

"Yes, he would be a great help but we couldn't rely on him all the time. What happens when the boss finds out? He won't want a screaming kid here we'll be kicked out without a second thought."

"What happens to the prince is rich? We'll get a new home. We won't give up Varia completely we'll just be on stand by."

"I don't know about this Frog..."

Flan was on the verge of tears. "If you don't want one then just say it." It sounded like the noblemen was just making excuses. Excuses that were true, but hurt none the less.

'Was this a bad idea? Did I get help from master for no reason?'

"It's not that honest!" Bel kissed away the crystalline tears that rolled down his smooth cheeks. The salty tear drop tickled his taste buds leaving the after taste of sadness. He pulled his peasant into a tight embrace soothing him. One hand slide up his shirt rubbing his back in an effort to stop the sobs. The other hand stroked though his silky jade hair.

'So he does want a child? Great!'

His head nuzzled into hitman's neck breathing in the sweet smile of his lover's scent. A chocolaty cinnamon aroma filled his nostrils. It took a while but the bawling stopped. When he was done sniffling he pulled away and wiped his glossy eyes. The freak pressed his forehead to Flan's. "I love you."

The amphibian gave a small smile. Such comforting gestures didn't normally happen. Prince The Ripper rubbed their noses together before placing a small kiss upon those lovely lips. "I love you too." The prince always knew how to make him feel better. Like he was on top of the world.

"There is that smile I love so much." The psycho kissed both of his cheeks hearing a small giggle escape his throat. The noblemen guided his lover to his back crawling on top of him. The kisses became more passionate. Their hands roamed their expose heated skin. The magician moaned urges the other to go further.

Sultry touches filled their senses. The illusionist was in pure bliss clawing at his beloved's back. Long legs wrapped around the blonde's waist pulling him closer, if that was possible. The hitman had both hands on his lover's petite hips. With thrust in complete rhythm both assassins felt a wave of ecstasy wash over them.

The royal male pulled out from the smaller male's body. Resting next to him the younger killer was pulled into warm arm instantly. Bel fell asleep faster then the other did. Flan couldn't help but look up at the mint pacifier lying on his desk and smile. His eyes closed then he joined his lover in a peaceful sleep.


Mukuro apprentice paced back in forth in the bathroom. He glimpsed at his watch again, only a few more minutes left. "Please hurry." The male was inpatient like most people would be in this situation. Not only that but his lover was still asleep and he didn't want Bel knowing about the baby just yet.

He looked at his watch once more; it was time. Nervously he leaned over the pregnancy strip looking at the result. A smiley face. That meant….pregnant!

'Yes!'

His hands clamped over his mouth to keep him from crying out in happiness. "You're getting framed." He spoke to the baby test holding his teething toy close to his chest. To make sure it was an accurate result Flan would take another test just incase in an hour or two. He rested his hand on his stomach staring at his reflection in the mirror.

He hid the test and the pacifier before returning to his bed beside his prince who was awake. "What were you doing in the bathroom?"

"The same thing everyone does in a bathroom, stupid." The spiky haired male grunted it was too early in the morning to be insulted.

"I dislike waking up without you beside me."

"Sorry." The mist guardian cuddled his lover and apology kissing his forehead. Belphegor returned the snuggle and nibbled on his ear.

"You should make the prince waffles for breakfast an apology."

"Sure."

"Shishi, good then."


"My Flan, you are drinking a lot of water." Lussuria comment as the illusionist finished his second glass of water. He only ate one waffle while his lover finished his fourth.

"Just cleaning out the old pipes." Bel raised his head to watch his lover carefully. Never hearing the before. The toad brought his cup and plate to the skink. It was his turn to do the weekly chores. And he would do them just not know. The peasant rushed to the bathroom.

"He probably is constipated." Mammon asked cleaning his face of any chocolate.

The blonde who just finished his fifth waffles left his plate on the table in search for his frog to make sure he was alright. He walked into his bedroom finding the bathroom door closed. "Flan, are you alright?" The door slammed opened and the magician jumped him.

Arms wrapped around the genius's neck pulling him into a deep kiss. Bel kissed back. "Good trip to the bathroom?"

"You can say that."


A/N: So how was it? I think this is a believable plot even though it's slightly out of character. Mukuro making Flan a fake womb like Chrome and her organs.

I got an unbelievable amount of motivation from MeLoNnAiSE's fic. I want to make something aguishy/drama filled yet still in character. The next chapter should come out better; I have a lot of ideas for this though starting it was hard.

Seriously, I can't believe that there is no fics on this site were Levi is Xanxus' 'bitch.' I think the whole thing is funny. I like Levi because I pity him.