This is my attempt on writing a GOOD YGO humor fic! I wrote a good SSBM
chat fic.. then FF.net took it down. They claimed it had no plot.. IT HAD
PLENTY OF PLOT!!! WHERE ELSE DO U SEE BOWSER AND GANONDORF MAKING OUT!? erm-
....bad images...O.o
Disclaimer- do I look like I would be able to own Yu-Gi-Oh? NO! I DON'T! IF I DID I WOULDN'T BE WRITING THIS FIC! I own myself and Jyu owns herself! ^- ^
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Kaiba: Wow you need help.
Fay: HEY!!! IVE NEEDED HELP FROM THE BEGINNING!
Kaiba: WOW! SHE KNOWS THAT SHE IS LEGALLY INSANE!
Fay: Huh? You have candy? GIMME!
KAIBA: WOW...you sound like Mokuba when he doesn't put sugar in his Lucky Charms...
Fay: LUCKY CHARMS?! WHERE?! Mmmmmmmmm Fruit Loops....
Kaiba: Wo-
Fay: Lemme guess...WOW!
Kaiba: ....*opens mouth*
Fay: You are gonna say wow again...aren't cha?
Kaiba: -.-;; Yes...
Fay: HA! I RULE! Okay on with the story!!!
Kaiba: THAT I'M NOT IN! *starts dancing for joy*
Fay: I might put you in...
Kaiba: DAMMIT!
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I was bored as I always was while rotting on my computer. Then I decided to torture some of my good friends from the Yu-Gi-Oh! realm. I mean who wouldn't want to be tortured by a crazy, insane, girl that lives in a white padded room, author? With the help of my good ol' friend Jyu ((also known as JyuuhachiPeach, Gerudo Oddess...*hint hint*)), we began to write the invitations.
We invited a few people. Which were Yugi, Yami Yugi, Malik, Yami Malik, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Seto Kaiba, Mokuba, Mako, Rex, Weevil, Rebecca, Joey, Tristan, Isis, Tea, and of course Mai. As we were writing down the names, and games and such we could do, Jyu thought out loud, "You sure you can fit everyone in this house?" She looked around nervously at the box I lived in.
"Sure! My box is plenty big enough to fit.... SEVENTEEN PEOPLE!? Okay...Will we be able to fit everyone at your house?" I asked with a tint of hopefulness in my eyes.
"I have a house? Fay, what do you mean? I practically live here!!!"
"Oh...Where are we gonna have it then?" I began to bite on the top of my favorite pen.
"Hmm...I'm sure Kaiba won't mind if we..." Jyu turned and looked at me. We formed rather large grins on our faces, and finished the invitations.
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"YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!" Joey yelled, running up to Yugi waving a white piece of paper in the air.
"What is it Joey?" Yugi asked confused.
"I just got an invitation from Fayra and Jyu BUT!!! It's addressed to KAIBA'S HOUSE!!"
"Oh...me too...."
Tea, Tristan, Bakura, and his Yami came running up, also waving papers in the air with confused looks.
"WHAT IS THIS?" shrieked Tea.
The three boys stood there silent, surprised with Tea's out burst. Obviously, she had said what the were wondering.
"Party.....at KAIBA'S?! I'D RATHER EAT DUNG!!!" Tea continued.
"Tea...calm down, I doubt you would eat dung...Not even Joey would eat that!!!"
Joey glared at his tiny friend. Yugi laughed nervously. Bakura and his evil blood thirsty Yami just stood there confused while Tristan tried to calm down Tea.
"Hey Bakura? Would you care if-" Yami Bakura started.
"No, you CAN NOT kill Yugi or his Yami!!" Bakura shouted.
The others immediately stopped what they were doing and stared. Bakura laughed nervously and waved.
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"It's 6:30...Jyu they should be coming soon!!" I shrieked with joy.
Jyu snickered, she obviously had something up her sleeves, if that was possible...she was wearing a sleeveless shirt. Me and Jyu just walked right into Kaiba's house and sat on his couch. As soon as Mokuba saw us he ran and got his big brother.
"Big brother!!! Big brother!!! There are two girls on our couch!!!" Mokuba screamed worriedly.
"WHAT?! HOW COULD ANY ONE GET PAST ALL MY SECURITY?!" Kaiba yelled and stormed into his living room, where he found me and Jyu laughing.
"Kaiba!!!" I shrieked with joy. He was one of my Yu-Gi-Oh! hotties. I ran up to him and huggled him.
"GAH! I'M BEING TOUCHED!! Must....get girl de-clinged....Mokuba!!! GET ME A CROWBAR!!!"
Mokuba ran into the other room, and came out, almost tipping over from the weight of the crowbar. Kaiba grabbed it and pulled me off him, and sat me down on the couch.
"Now how did you get past my security?" He asked calmly.
"We opened the door!" Jyu said happily.
"WHAT?!"
The door bell rang, Jyu and I leapt up and rushed to the door. Joey, Tristan, Tea, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Yugi, and Yami Yugi were there.
"BAKURA! YAMI BAKURA!!!" I jumped up and down with joy. I loved both Bakura's.
"Do I know you?" Bakura asked, "Do I want to know you??"
"I want to know her!" Yami Bakura said grinning. I blushed. Jyu split the two of us and said, "HERE COMES SHIZUKA, RYUSAKI, RYOUTA, AND HAGA!!!!"
We all turned and looked at her, and asked, "Huh?!"
She grinned and said, "Japanese names!!! Tee hee!"
Yugi looked behind him, "Hey here comes Serenity, Rex, Mako, and Weevil!!"
Jyu glared at Yugi, "I just said that you baka!" She hit him with him Dadefar ((view FPOD fics that Jyu has written*hint hint*)) for being so stupid.
"Owww...." whimpered Yugi.
"You big baby...."
"I'M NO BABY!!!!" Yugi began to cry.
Everyone rolled their eyes. It was pathetic watching a three foot 15 year old or so, cry. It is truly is sad...I hope you never live to see that...ever! Well anyway, an hour passed and still there was no show of Malik, Yami Malik, Isis, Rebecca, and Mai. Me and Jyu began to worry when Yami Bakura began to talk about flowers and bunny rabbits, and Bakura had the urge to kill.
As I was about to bite into my fifteenth nerd rope, the door bell rang. Me and Jyu, both of sugar, jumped up and ran to the door. It was Mai, Malik, Yami Malik, Isis, and Rebecca, a little hyper girl that Jyu and I could scheme with.
"Hiyaz Rebecca!!!" Jyu said jumping up and down.
"WHEE!!!" I said jumping up and down with Jyu.
"OOOOOOOOO HIYAZ JYU AND FAY!!!" Rebecca grinned and huggled her teddy.
Malik smiled and said, "Hi." Jyu almost melted at the site of Malik smile. I would have too, but I wasn't allowed to like Malik. Jyu claimed full property of him. Isis and Mai stared at use strangely. Yami Malik was too busy scribbling in some note book. I managed to hear him say something about blood, and vengeance, but I shook it off.
Now that everyone was here Jyu and I could get the party started!
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You likies? *puppy dog eyes*
Kaiba: NO!
Me: was I talking to u? NO! I was talking to my fans!
Kaiba: I hate you so much...
Me: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
Kaiba: *grumbles*
Me: please R and R!
Arigatou gozaimasu to Jyu-chan, JyuuhachiPeach, Gerudo Oddess! She was my wonderful beta reader and uploader!! And she came up with the title, and the summary. . .
Fay: Hey!! I didn't say that!!
Jyu: What do you mean? Of course you did!!
Fay: I don't speak Japanese! How could I have said that Arigatou stuff?
Jyu: Damn. She figured me out. Anyway, stay tuned for Chapter 2 which Fay is IMming to me right now! ::runs before Fay can kill her::
Fay: STOP GIVING YOURSELF SO MUCH DAMN CREDIT!!! GET BACK HERE JYU!!!!! *pulls out paper fan and chases*
Disclaimer- do I look like I would be able to own Yu-Gi-Oh? NO! I DON'T! IF I DID I WOULDN'T BE WRITING THIS FIC! I own myself and Jyu owns herself! ^- ^
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Kaiba: Wow you need help.
Fay: HEY!!! IVE NEEDED HELP FROM THE BEGINNING!
Kaiba: WOW! SHE KNOWS THAT SHE IS LEGALLY INSANE!
Fay: Huh? You have candy? GIMME!
KAIBA: WOW...you sound like Mokuba when he doesn't put sugar in his Lucky Charms...
Fay: LUCKY CHARMS?! WHERE?! Mmmmmmmmm Fruit Loops....
Kaiba: Wo-
Fay: Lemme guess...WOW!
Kaiba: ....*opens mouth*
Fay: You are gonna say wow again...aren't cha?
Kaiba: -.-;; Yes...
Fay: HA! I RULE! Okay on with the story!!!
Kaiba: THAT I'M NOT IN! *starts dancing for joy*
Fay: I might put you in...
Kaiba: DAMMIT!
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I was bored as I always was while rotting on my computer. Then I decided to torture some of my good friends from the Yu-Gi-Oh! realm. I mean who wouldn't want to be tortured by a crazy, insane, girl that lives in a white padded room, author? With the help of my good ol' friend Jyu ((also known as JyuuhachiPeach, Gerudo Oddess...*hint hint*)), we began to write the invitations.
We invited a few people. Which were Yugi, Yami Yugi, Malik, Yami Malik, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Seto Kaiba, Mokuba, Mako, Rex, Weevil, Rebecca, Joey, Tristan, Isis, Tea, and of course Mai. As we were writing down the names, and games and such we could do, Jyu thought out loud, "You sure you can fit everyone in this house?" She looked around nervously at the box I lived in.
"Sure! My box is plenty big enough to fit.... SEVENTEEN PEOPLE!? Okay...Will we be able to fit everyone at your house?" I asked with a tint of hopefulness in my eyes.
"I have a house? Fay, what do you mean? I practically live here!!!"
"Oh...Where are we gonna have it then?" I began to bite on the top of my favorite pen.
"Hmm...I'm sure Kaiba won't mind if we..." Jyu turned and looked at me. We formed rather large grins on our faces, and finished the invitations.
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"YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!" Joey yelled, running up to Yugi waving a white piece of paper in the air.
"What is it Joey?" Yugi asked confused.
"I just got an invitation from Fayra and Jyu BUT!!! It's addressed to KAIBA'S HOUSE!!"
"Oh...me too...."
Tea, Tristan, Bakura, and his Yami came running up, also waving papers in the air with confused looks.
"WHAT IS THIS?" shrieked Tea.
The three boys stood there silent, surprised with Tea's out burst. Obviously, she had said what the were wondering.
"Party.....at KAIBA'S?! I'D RATHER EAT DUNG!!!" Tea continued.
"Tea...calm down, I doubt you would eat dung...Not even Joey would eat that!!!"
Joey glared at his tiny friend. Yugi laughed nervously. Bakura and his evil blood thirsty Yami just stood there confused while Tristan tried to calm down Tea.
"Hey Bakura? Would you care if-" Yami Bakura started.
"No, you CAN NOT kill Yugi or his Yami!!" Bakura shouted.
The others immediately stopped what they were doing and stared. Bakura laughed nervously and waved.
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"It's 6:30...Jyu they should be coming soon!!" I shrieked with joy.
Jyu snickered, she obviously had something up her sleeves, if that was possible...she was wearing a sleeveless shirt. Me and Jyu just walked right into Kaiba's house and sat on his couch. As soon as Mokuba saw us he ran and got his big brother.
"Big brother!!! Big brother!!! There are two girls on our couch!!!" Mokuba screamed worriedly.
"WHAT?! HOW COULD ANY ONE GET PAST ALL MY SECURITY?!" Kaiba yelled and stormed into his living room, where he found me and Jyu laughing.
"Kaiba!!!" I shrieked with joy. He was one of my Yu-Gi-Oh! hotties. I ran up to him and huggled him.
"GAH! I'M BEING TOUCHED!! Must....get girl de-clinged....Mokuba!!! GET ME A CROWBAR!!!"
Mokuba ran into the other room, and came out, almost tipping over from the weight of the crowbar. Kaiba grabbed it and pulled me off him, and sat me down on the couch.
"Now how did you get past my security?" He asked calmly.
"We opened the door!" Jyu said happily.
"WHAT?!"
The door bell rang, Jyu and I leapt up and rushed to the door. Joey, Tristan, Tea, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Yugi, and Yami Yugi were there.
"BAKURA! YAMI BAKURA!!!" I jumped up and down with joy. I loved both Bakura's.
"Do I know you?" Bakura asked, "Do I want to know you??"
"I want to know her!" Yami Bakura said grinning. I blushed. Jyu split the two of us and said, "HERE COMES SHIZUKA, RYUSAKI, RYOUTA, AND HAGA!!!!"
We all turned and looked at her, and asked, "Huh?!"
She grinned and said, "Japanese names!!! Tee hee!"
Yugi looked behind him, "Hey here comes Serenity, Rex, Mako, and Weevil!!"
Jyu glared at Yugi, "I just said that you baka!" She hit him with him Dadefar ((view FPOD fics that Jyu has written*hint hint*)) for being so stupid.
"Owww...." whimpered Yugi.
"You big baby...."
"I'M NO BABY!!!!" Yugi began to cry.
Everyone rolled their eyes. It was pathetic watching a three foot 15 year old or so, cry. It is truly is sad...I hope you never live to see that...ever! Well anyway, an hour passed and still there was no show of Malik, Yami Malik, Isis, Rebecca, and Mai. Me and Jyu began to worry when Yami Bakura began to talk about flowers and bunny rabbits, and Bakura had the urge to kill.
As I was about to bite into my fifteenth nerd rope, the door bell rang. Me and Jyu, both of sugar, jumped up and ran to the door. It was Mai, Malik, Yami Malik, Isis, and Rebecca, a little hyper girl that Jyu and I could scheme with.
"Hiyaz Rebecca!!!" Jyu said jumping up and down.
"WHEE!!!" I said jumping up and down with Jyu.
"OOOOOOOOO HIYAZ JYU AND FAY!!!" Rebecca grinned and huggled her teddy.
Malik smiled and said, "Hi." Jyu almost melted at the site of Malik smile. I would have too, but I wasn't allowed to like Malik. Jyu claimed full property of him. Isis and Mai stared at use strangely. Yami Malik was too busy scribbling in some note book. I managed to hear him say something about blood, and vengeance, but I shook it off.
Now that everyone was here Jyu and I could get the party started!
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You likies? *puppy dog eyes*
Kaiba: NO!
Me: was I talking to u? NO! I was talking to my fans!
Kaiba: I hate you so much...
Me: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
Kaiba: *grumbles*
Me: please R and R!
Arigatou gozaimasu to Jyu-chan, JyuuhachiPeach, Gerudo Oddess! She was my wonderful beta reader and uploader!! And she came up with the title, and the summary. . .
Fay: Hey!! I didn't say that!!
Jyu: What do you mean? Of course you did!!
Fay: I don't speak Japanese! How could I have said that Arigatou stuff?
Jyu: Damn. She figured me out. Anyway, stay tuned for Chapter 2 which Fay is IMming to me right now! ::runs before Fay can kill her::
Fay: STOP GIVING YOURSELF SO MUCH DAMN CREDIT!!! GET BACK HERE JYU!!!!! *pulls out paper fan and chases*