Disclaimer: By writing this I have infringed on several copyrights. Not that I care. I'll brave a
lawsuit any day for the sake of entertaining my fans.
TABITHA (To the tune of "Maria")
TOAD: She begs us all to visit the mall
LANCE: And steal more things to wear!
FREDDY: With just a wink she'll take your drink
PIETRO: And-fill-you-with-despair!
TOAD: And she's always hiding an energy bomb somewhere
ALL: We even caught her bleaching her blond hair!
TOAD: Everyone's tried complaining
LANCE: It doesn't do any good
FREDDY: Having a girl here's straining
PIETRO: I-always-knew-it-would!
TOAD: There's something we discovered just by thinking like we should
ALL: Tabitha's not meant for the Brotherhood!
FREDDY: I'd like to help her out, but I just can't
ALL: Tabitha makes us rant!
TOAD: How do you solve a problem like Tabitha?
LANCE: How do you get that girl to do her job?
TOAD: How do you finds a word that means Tabitha?
FREDDY: A girl who plays each trick
LANCE: A crazed lunatic
PIETRO: A-slob!
TOAD: Many a time you know she has upset me.
FREDDY: Many a time she ought to let us be
PIETRO: How-come-she-won't-go-away?
LANCE: Why does she want to stay?
ALL: How do we all get back our privacy?
TOAD: Yo, how do you solve a problem like Tabitha?
ALL: How do we all get back our privacy?
TOAD: What can we say to make it clear?
LANCE: We want her to disappear
FREDDY: So we can behave the way we did before.
PIETRO: Nuttier-than-Freddy's-fruitcakes
TOAD: More destructive than Lance's earthquakes
LANCE: She's a nuisance
FREDDY: She's a bother
PIETRO: She's-a-chore!
TOAD: She'll drive us to distraction
LANCE: Or put us all in traction
FREDDY: We're so scared of her we'd rather go to school!
PIETRO: She-is-trouble
TOAD: She's a pain
LANCE: She's a puzzle
FREDDY: She's insane
LANCE: She's confusing
FREDDY: She's amusing
PIETRO: She's-a-fool!
TOAD: How do you solve a problem like Tabitha?
LANCE: How do you get that girl to do her job?
TOAD: How do you finds a word that means Tabitha?
FREDDY: A girl who plays each trick
LANCE: A crazed lunatic
PIETRO: A-slob!
TOAD: Many a time you know she has upset me.
FREDDY: Many a time she ought to let us be
PIETRO: How-come-she-won't-go-away?
LANCE: Why does she want to stay?
ALL: How do we all get back our privacy?
TOAD: Yo, how do you solve a problem like Tabitha?
ALL: How do we all get back our privacy?
OUR FAVORITE THINGS (To The Tune Of "My Favorite Things")
PIETRO: Runnin' through the halls
FREDDY: And eatin' till it hurts
TOAD: Bouncin' off the walls
TABITHA: And buying tons of skirts
LANCE: Strummin' a love song on my guitar strings
B'HOOD: These are a few of our favorite things.
JAMIE: Makin' some more pals
KITTY: And readin' a new book
JEAN: The guys
SCOTT: And the gals
SAM: And gettin' one good look
JUBILATION: Hopin' some guy will call and the phone rings
X-KIDS: These are a few of our favorite things.
RAHNE: Catchin' a frisbee and playin' fetch with a stick
BOBBY: Havin' it icy and keepin' the streets slick
B'HOOD: Livin' the good life, and actin' like kings
X-KIDS: These are a few of our favorite things
EVAN: When teachers yell
KURT: Vhen the Toad smells
ROGUE: When ah'm feelin' mad
BROTHERHOOD: We simply remember our favorite things
X-KIDS: And then we don't feel so bad.
PIETRO: Runnin' through the halls
FREDDY: And eatin' till it hurts
TOAD: Bouncin' off the walls
TABITHA: And buying tons of skirts
LANCE: Strummin' a love song on my guitar strings
B'HOOD: These are a few of our favorite things.
JAMIE: Makin' some more pals
KITTY: And readin' a new book
JEAN: The guys
SCOTT: And the gals
SAM: And gettin' one good look
JUBILATION: Hopin' some guy will call and the phone rings
X-KIDS: These are a few of our favorite things.
RAHNE: Catchin' a frisbee and playin' fetch with a stick
BOBBY: Havin' it icy and keepin' the streets slick
B'HOOD: Livin' the good life, and actin' like kings
X-KIDS: These are a few of our favorite things
EVAN: When teachers yell
KURT: Vhen the Toad smells
ROGUE: When ah'm feelin' mad
BROTHERHOOD: We simply remember our favorite things
X-KIDS: And then we don't feel so bad.
KITTY PRYDE (To the tune of "Edelweiss")
LANCE: Kitty Pryde, Kitty Pryde, Why do you never hear me?
Kitty Pryde, Kitty Pryde, All I want is you near me.
Cute little girl may I rock your world, rock your world forever?
Kitty Pryde, Kitty Pryde, You're in my heart forever.
CRUSH EV'RY MOUNTAIN (To the tune of "Climb Every Mountain")
LANCE: Crush ev'ry mountain (Stomps foot and the ground shakes)
KITTY: Phase through the hills (Literally runs through a meadow)
ROGUE: Steal ev'ryone's powers, with a touch that kills. (Removes glove and scowls)
FREDDY: Lift up a fountain (Flexes muscles then smashes water fountain)
PIETRO: Run-super-fast (Running in circles while singing)
SCOTT: Battle ev'ry villain with your optic blast. (Takes sunglasses off and fires beam)
LOGAN: That's what you should do so your power can get strong. (Puts out claws)
ORORO: Ev'ry day you'll improve if you think of this song. (Thunderclaps heard)
JAMIE: Ten copies and countin' (Starts multiplying)
BOBBY: I froze the stream! (Looks very proud)
HANK: Using ev'ry power helps you reach your dream! (Reads upside-down ala Fox X-Men)
TOAD: Eat the bugs you find (hops around with tongue out)
JUBILATION: Shoot some fireworks (Lets off sparks)
RAHNE: Change into a big wolf to get rid of jerks. (Chases Bobby and Sam playfully)
JEAN: Let me read your mind (Spoken telepathically, not sung)
SAM: Crash through a wall (Destroys part of a building)
KURT: Vith a bamf I vanish. Now I'm in the hall. (Teleports into mansion)
LOGAN: That's what you should do so your power can get strong. (Puts out claws)
ORORO: Ev'ry day you'll improve if you think of this song. (Thunderclaps heard)
TABITHA: Bombs help me unwind. (Forms Energy Bomb)
EVAN: My spikes make holes! (Sudden realization lol)
PROF. X: Using ev'ry power helps you reach your goals! (Shows off Institute)
Author's Note: I wrote this "Sound Of Mutants" Songfic Collection in response to the kind
reviews I received for "Bayville On Broadway". Review and Respond and I'll continue the trend.
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