Hey guys, it's Lily. I apologize for how terrible all my other fanfictions suck, but I kind of planned this one out, so I hope it works! Anyway, this fanfiction is kind of offensive and... gross/wrong I guess if you're that type of person. Since people kind of stopped reading my stories, I said "Screw it!" And started this. Also, if you're on Wattpad, look me up LukaMegurine03 otakulord232, and ask Luka some questions! Anyway, this has gone on long enough, so I'll start!
DISCLAIMER: I NO OWN TEH VERCALERDS OR ANY OF TEH SAWNGS MERNTIONED
-Rei POV-
Hi! My name's Rei Kagene, and I'm 15 years old! I go to Voca-UTAU high school, and I live in a huge house with my sister Rui, and my cousins Rin, Len, Rinto, and Lenka Kagamine. My closest friends included Len and Piko Utatane. You probably already know enough about Len, but nobody at school really knows WHAT Piko is, gender-wise. I mean, Piko always goes to Miku's weekendly sleepovers, but Piko also has a crush on this girl named Miki. I always thought of Piko as a guy, so... Yeah. Even though he wears skirts and goes to Miku's strange stupid sleepovers, he's still a cool guy. So, I woke up in the room I shared with Len and Rinto, and decided to wake them up. I poked Rinto' s shoulder.
"Rintooooo..!" I whispered while gently shaking him. "We have school today!" Now, there is something extremely dramatic going on at school. Our English (or Japanese.. kanji... WHATEVER ENGLISH CLASS IS IMA JUST CALL IT ENGLISH CUZ IDK SHIT) teacher, Mrs. Lola, was recently diagnosed with a strange disease that the doctors could not identify, nor cure. She was told that she had months to live, so she hired her sister to take her place, as I've heard. Everyone feels really sad for Mrs. Lola, and we all made her a giant "Thank You!" Card, thanking her for all that she had taught us. However, today was Monday, and today I get to see the new teacher! Rinto' s eyes slowly opened.
"R-Rei... Is... Is it Monday already...?" He asked in a groggy voice. I nodded grimly.
"Yes, so you better wake up before we miss the bus!" I responded. I hope Rui woke the girls up. As Lenka had said when we all first moved in together, "Us guys" cannot visit the girls at night or early morning. Rinto slowly pulled his covers off. I wasn't surprised when he only had his boxers on. I mentally facepalmed.
"Rinto, put some godamn PANTS on." I said. Rinto got up and stretched.
"Fine, but you still have to deal with Mr. ISleepInTheNude over there." He said, pointing to Len. It was true, Len seriously slept naked, and none of us ever wanted to wake him up, because it's awkward for everyone. I just stood up and left him there.
"We better hurry," I said, ignoring Len. "Before the girls steal the bathroom!" That was the main problem in the house. There was only one bathroom, and one of the girls (usually Lenka) was ALWAYS using it. Rinto nodded and shaking stood up, but I raced into the bathroom first. I NEVER get in there, even though I have so many hair problems, it's not even funny. I took my hair down and brushed it until all the tangles were out. Then, I styled it in its usual spiky style, and tied a ponytail in the back, just like Len did. I don't know why he copied my style, but it didn't really bother me. I brushed my teeth, and exited the bathroom. The second I opened the door, Rin was right there, waiting.
"Jesus, you take FOREVER!" She said, and walked by me into the bathroom. Rin was always grumpy in the mornings, not even Len wanted to deal with her. I quickly threw on a t-shirt and a pair of shorts, and walked out into the living room to wait. By now, everyone but Len was awake. I wasn't going near him, so I was just waiting for Rinto to wake him up.
It had been 10 minutes, and Len was still not awake. By then, I had had enough. I walked up to Rinto.
"Go wake Len up." I saidclearly. Rinto stared at me.
"What? No, you do it!" He argued.
"I woke YOU up, so you wake Len up." I said. Rinto groaned, and walked off to where Len rested.
"Fine, but you're doing it tomorrow." He called. I waited for Len to run out here, and it took him a record time of about 5 minutes to get ready. His hair was a bit messier than usual, but that didn't matter. All of us grabbed our school bags and walked out to the bus stop where our friends Miku and Gumi awaited us.
"Well, SOMEONE took a long time!" Gumi said.
"Good morning to you too, Gumi." Len said sarcastically. Gumi rolled her eyes and turned to Miku.
"Miku, tell them the news!" She said, elbowing Miku and giggling. Miku frowned, sighed, and then looked at us.
"I was bored last night, and Mikuo said that I should watch Boku no Pico, so I looked it up and..." She cringed. Lets just say I can't go back." Len snickered and Rin covered her mouth with her left hand. Miku looked down at the sidewalk. She didn't talk to us for the rest of the wait. When the bus came driving down the street, I got on and sat with Len and Piko, chatting and laughing as we rode to school. Then, Len brought up the topic of the new teacher.
"I wonder if she's going to be like that one hot teacher," he said. "I've always wanted one of those." I rolled my eyes.
"Of course, Len. What else would I expect from the Pervert Lord?" I replied. Piko laughed and Len grinned triumphantly.
"Or maybe she's old and crippled." Piko suggested. Len and I just stared at him. "Just a suggestion." He said, while laughing nervously. This was the downside to Piko, he was kind of messed up in the head. Last year, when we were outside the school, he crouched next to an ant hill and got out a magnifying glass. He started burning the ants with the sun reflecting off the glass, while screaming "BUURN, BUURN!" It was really creepy. But Len and I don't judge. When we arrived at school, we gathered our things and headed to "English". I was a bit excited to meet the new teacher. I walked in the classroom and took my seat next to Neru Akita. I looked over at Mrs. Lola' s old desk. A new name tag rested there. It read " Ms. Megurine". Behind a laptop, was a pair of soft, cerulean blue eyes looking at the screen surrounded by a head of vibrant light pink hair. She looked up at the clock, and stood up, and walked to the front of the class. Len, who sat behind me, nudged me.
"I KNEWshe'd be hot!" He whispered. The woman who was obviously named Ms. Megurine, looked very young, around 18, maybe..? She wore a black and gold long dress that split at the right leg. She also wore golden lace-up boots. I looked at Len, who I could tell was staring intently at her chest. That's just the way he was. I just thought she was beautiful. But, she was a teacher.. a teacher.. maybe... Maybe it could be like those teachers that are really dominant in sexual relationships and- GAH! TWO, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! SHE'S YOUR TTTEEEAAACCCHHHEEERRR!
"Rei Kagene..!" She called from her clipboard.
"H-Here!" I said, as she was taking attendance. She giggled ancontinued on her list of names. Her voice was... stunningly beautiful! I couldn't stop thinking about her, no matter how far away she seemed. I made it look like I was paying attention in class, and I didn't get called on once, thank goodness. Len, however, was really bad at hiding his liking to the new teacher. He kept whispering things like "Boobs." And "Pantsu." Which was normal for Len. When class ended, for once I was actually sad to leave.