How Dilandau Became Insane

(Disclaimer :I don't own Escaflowne Blah blah blah)



Once upon a time when Dilandau was 13 and being trained to be a solider Dornkirk thought it would be good for Dilandau to be with someone his own age.

"General, Fine someone for young Dilandau to play with." Dornkirk said to the general.

"Yes Sir." Said the General and walk away to find a playmate for Dilandau, But you see the General was quite stupid and did not know where to find someone Dilandau's age. But at that moment a bright beam of light came down right in front of him.

When the light had gone a girl with brown hair to her shoulders and blue eyes was in it's place she was carrying a black bag and wore and red shirt and black pants.

The General grabbed her arm and took her to Dilandau's training quarters.

"Dilandau…" The General called. "I have a playmate for you." He pushed the girl into the room with Dilandau.

"What?? Where am I?" The girl asked.

"You are in Zaibach Empire. I am Dilandau. And who are you?"

"I'm Jackie. What is Zaibach?"

"Zaibach is…what is Zaibach ummm?" Dilandau wondered. "Well all you need to know is that Ziboc will control Gaea someday."

"Gaea? What's Gaea?" Asked Jackie.

"Gaea's the planet your on. How can you not know what Gaea is? Dilandau asked. "Are you from the Mystic Moon?"

"What?" Jackie Asked clearly confused.

"Never mind I don't care where your from, you're here to entertain me." Dilandau said smiling.

"Excuse me." Said Jackie.

"You heard me girl." Dilandau said impatiently.

Smiling sweetly Jackie said. "Drop dead Dilandau."

"Look girl you better not get me mad…" Dilandau said menacingly.

"Or what, you'll hit me." Jackie said mockingly.

"Okay I'll entertain you." Jackie said.

"Good." Dilandau said looking triumphant.

"Just sit down and close your eyes." Jackie said slowly, while taking something out of her bag.

The General comes to check on Dilandau and Jackie. When he walks into the room he sees Dilandau sitting on a chair with red lipstick and blue eye shadow on, and of course ten pounds of blush. The General of course starts laughing and runs out of the room. Dilandau who has no idea what's happening opens his eyes and sees Jackie with blush in her hand and he instantly grabbed a mirror.

When he saw himself he screamed.

"What did you do to me."? He screamed.

"It's just make-up, it comes off…"Jackie said and then burst out laughing.

"I'm going to get you for this." Dilandau said menacingly.

Jackie almost crying now says "How?"

Dilandau graps the red lipstick tube. "This will be a start." Dilandau says while wiping his face with a towel.

Jackie suddenly stops laughing and says. "Touch me with that and I'll break your arm."

Jackie runs out the door. Dilandau runs after her.

All through Zaibach there are cries of "Get away from me." And "I'm going to get you."



Jackie eventually gets the lipstick back without getting marked on, and to both their horror they are forced to share a room. In the next Chapter the struggle not to kill each other or maybe they will who knows.