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By Warrior Asteroid
Angelsailorm: *sweatdrop*
Asteroid: And Angel SailorM *sigh*

Asteroid: So-
AngelsailorM: Disclaimer! HELLO!
Asteroid: Stop nitpicking, it's my first fic! Okay I don't own Animorphs or Ranma ½, blah, blah, blah.
Now 2 the story, Angel SailorM!
Angel SailorM: Okay, whatever.

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Jake: I have bad news you guys,
Marco: So what else is new?
Rachel: Quit joking around Marco! You are so obnoxious!
Marco: I know you are but what am I?
Rachel: Shut up!
Cassie: cool it you guys!
Jake: *sigh* Come on!
Marco: All right, spill the beans!
Jake: The Yeerks seem to have a new home base and it's extremely well protected from what Erik tells me.
Marco: Busted!
Rachel: *eagerly* where is it?

later
Marco: It's WHERE?!
Jake: I must have told you 10,000 times, it's at the lake!
Marco: Oh no,
Tobias: what's wrong Marco?
Marco: My dad and I are staying there for the weekend!
Ax: Maybe we can come with you to investigate?
Marco: *sarcastically* Oh yeah, my dad would be thrilled to find out who my friend "No" really is.
Author's note: If you've read this Animorphs book you know what we're talking about, if not, TOUGH LUCK!!!
Marco: Honestly Ax, do you really think you are going to blend in with the natural lakeside surroundings?
Cassie: he doesn't exactly look like any of those beautiful trees there…
Marco: Or a cute beach babe in a bikini.
Ax:I do not understand.
Others: *sigh*

Assembled readers: WE WANT RANMA! WE WANT RANMA!
Authors: Okay, okay! Don't go on a killing spree!
Asteroid, Angel SailorM: Readers…

*at the lake*

Shampoo: Shampoo like!
Cologne: Do you like the scenery?
Shampoo: No, Shampoo like guys! *points at Ranma grinning*
Ranma: Oh shit!
*parade of screaming girls starts chasing him around*
Ranma: HELP!! SOS! SOS!
*runs toward the cold lake*
Marco: Did I hear someone call for help?
Rachel: *in fly morph* mm-hmm. I think it was that boy over there. You know, the one being chased by the pack of girls?
Marco: Lucky!
Jake: let's go!
*Ranma jumps into water closely followed by Shampoo*
Shampoo: *sees girl Ranma* Must kill girl Ranma! *Looks down to find out that she has turned into a cat*
Marco: *stares* Oh…my…god! Holy shit! I did not see that! Noooo! I did not see that! *goes hysterical*
Rachel: See what? What did you see?
Marco: Nothing you *******
Author's note: Sorry, we are forbidden to use this word or this would not be a G rated fic. Sorry.
Cassie: *gasp*
Jake: Oh my…
Ax: this can not be…
Tobias: How can that happen?
Rachel: am I missing something here? What happened?
Ax: *calmly* It appears that the girl with the hair disease that was following the boy who shouted help morphed into a cat in approximately 0.5 seconds
Marco: *scream*
Rachel: another Animorph? That's impossible!
Ax: apparently not
*meanwhile*
Ryoga: Ahh, my beautiful pigtailed goddess! *runs after Ranma who is chasing Happosai who had stolen his shirt*
Ranma: Pervert!
Akane: Ahh! Peeping Tom!
Authors: sorry about that *sweatdrop*
Jake: Let's go to those trees to demorph!
*five minutes later*
*Jake and others in fighting morphs cornering Ranma*
Jake: all right, your not getting away that easy!

Asteroid: Sorry to end at such an exciting part but that's part one for you! PLEEEEEEEEEEASE R&R!

Angelsailorm: Don't beg! They'll review on their own! Right?

Asteroid: *sob* I just want feedback on my first fic, that's all…