Magnus: My first story about Love Hina, and it's a crossover with Resident Evil 5! I'll try to make it very interesting and funny, you know, lots of gunshots, some BOWs here and there, and the occasional psycho, of course, Naru will be still Naru, and Motoko won't change overnight, although I promise a little surprise with Shinobu, so, enjoy, and remember, Read and Review!
Disclaimer: We don't own Love Hina or Resident Evil series, if we did, Resident Evil would still be an horror game, and not only a great action game, and Keitaro would have ended with someone other than Naru
Heroic Manager
Chapter 1
Born of Revenge
"Granny... do you think he will come back?", A dark blue haired girl asked, while walking through the base of the BSAA, she was worried, her brother had been fighting nonstop since the death of their mother, eight years, and while she grew to love, in an extremely sick way, the fame of her brother, she couldn't help but to think that eight years of war was not healthy for the one she knew had a sweet heart of gold
"Yes, he will. I'll make sure of it, Kanako, your brother will return to us... one way or the other", Granny Hina, one of the most feared persons of the world, stated, although it lacked the desired feeling, perhaps because all the soldiers nearby were fearless to the bone, or maybe the fame of her grandson was not an exaggeration as she believed
"The death of our mother hurt us pretty bad, although it hit him worst. I can't blame him for going into a quest for revenge... like a terrifying... blood lusting... and wild...", Kanako began to say, shaking and babbling at the end
"Stop! Do not dare to continue. It's enough for me to know that you lust after him, there is no need to exalt his achievements... Anyway, if half of what I've heard is correct, he had his revenge long time ago, he has kept fighting only on a blind fury, and that can't be allowed to continue anymore", Granny Hina reprimand a blushing Kanako, who began to remember what started this path of bloody revenge...
Eight years ago, Okinawa...
"Mom! Let's get something for Kana-chan!", Keitaro, at his sweet age of fifteen, was a teenager whose heart belonged to only two women in the whole world, his beloved adopted sister, who, in his opinion, had the sweetest smile of the world, and his promised girl, a girl he hasn't seen since he was just a little more than a toddler, a girl who he had not even memory of her facial features, just a promise to meet her into the Toudai
"It's not a blade, right? Please tell me is not some kind of weapon!", Keitaro's mother pleaded, to her, Kanako was a nightmare, scary to levels close to Cthuluh, she was ruthless, and efficient to terrifying levels, the only way to kept her from going psycho, was either to leave her under Keitaro's care, or under Granny Hina's gaze
"Of course not, mom, it's just a necklace. See? Harmless, she will not hurt herself with this, and it's pretty", Keitaro explained, somehow, he never got the picture of Kanako hurting people, he always thought of her as harmless, perhaps to him, but not for the rest of the world...
"Fine, you can go buy it... BUT MAKE SURE IT HAS NO SHARP EDGES!", the woman shouted as Keitaro went to the small shop
It happened so fast, and yet so slow, so suddenly, and yet as if planned for a long time, three cages, supposedly containing new animals for the pet shop, carried some kind of horrible beings, vaguely humanoid in shape, the head had no eyes, but it seemed as if their brains were visible, they moved as if they were four legged, and in each appendage, they had very long claws, the workers handling the cages didn't know the danger, neither the owner of the pet shop, and yet they were the first to die, the monsters moved fast, killing everyone that came in their range of movement, be it man or woman, young or old, they just killed in demonic frenzy
Keitaro tried to reach for his mother, screaming with all his strength for her to find cover, he even jumped in the way of one of the monsters to give her a chance, bu fate was against him, the beast pinned him down, piercing with his claws his shoulders, while another one jumped to his mother, tearing her apart in front of him, in a very sadistic way, his mother's screams of horror and agony got seared into his mind and heart, and the sight of women, children and other innocents getting killed formed unforgettable scars on his soul, he was the only one that survived, that very same day, he joined the very same group of soldiers that rescued him, the just formed Bio-terrorism Security Assessment Alliance
Present day...
Today, Major Keitaro "Onslaught" Urashima, the most feared and loved of the BSAA members, was making his way toward the office of the HQ, he knew that whenever one of the members was called, it was no good, he wondered what could it be this time, a furious business man, some UN General wanting to recruit him, or another girl claiming that he have to marry her...
"Stop worrying, Keitaro. Whatever it is, I know we can take it, and return it back ten times stronger, nothing will separate us", An African young woman spoke to Keitaro, she was nothing short of an ebony super sexy beauty, and with lean muscles that screamed that she could easily defend herself against a small army, although...
"Sheva, it has been a long time since I got called to the office, and... I would rather have you far away, you are carrying something that is way too precious for me to risk...", Keitaro replied, while glancing at the belly of the African Beauty, it was still plain, but both knew, that a new life was growing inside, their baby, and Sheva Alomar Urashima couldn't help but to sigh in defeat
"Fine, I'll go get some coffee and cake while you rip off the head of whatever is stopping us from going to have a repeat of our wedding night!", Sheva said aloud, and then stormed to the cafeteria
"It seems only yesterday when we met in Kijuju...", Keitaro muttered, and as he made his way to the office, he started to remember the mission that tied their lives...
Two years ago, Kijuju zone...
"How much time before we reach our target?", Keitaro asked to the pilot, who was more than nervous, his cargo, three men and one woman, all of them labeled as Demons in disguises, more dangerous than any BOW
They are the Death Corps...
"Three minutes, Captain Urashima!", The pilot answered, the only thing that made him felt safe, was that the helicopter was so high, that without a pilot they could suffer for heavy injures, that's right, they no longer were considered humans, or mortals
They travel light and strike hard...
"Three minutes? I'm telling you! I should have been the one piloting this piece of junk!", Josip Idromeno, a 48 years old man from Kosovo, heavy drinker and chain smoker, and the official Demolitions expert and Arsonist of the team, complained, making the pilot feel uneasy, the idea of not being necessary was clearly unwelcome
They have no fear or second thoughts...
"While I know you can fly this helicopter, I would have to ask... Where are you going to make us crash? Because we all know you make anything you pilot crash!", Michele Duchass, a 35 years old french woman, expert on Intelligence gathering and interrogation, shot back, more like a joke than the truth, not helping the nerves of the poor pilot
They show no mercy for they have none...
"Probably on the enemy, of course, although it would be bad for the people we are going to rescue, I mean, you don't want to be remembered as the one who crashed a helicopter on Mr. Redfield's head, do you?", Hakim Echebbi, a 38 years old Algerian man, expert hunter and sniper, laughed after his own declaration, the pilot was sure now, if he ever land back at the base, he is going to take a permanent leave, if only to stay way from the wicked soldiers
For their leader is the Devil himself...
"Get ready people! This isn't our usual operation, we are not going to blow everything to Kingdom to come like we did in Pala. Here we are going to ensure the survival of a hero!", Keitaro instructed, and his people obeyed with religious devotion, he was the one who fell from the sky the day the APR tried to kill them all after helping to defeat the UFLL, he walked through a hail of bullets to save them, and he led them in their revenge, turning the entire city of Pala into fine dust, and for that, they have sworn to walk with him all the way to hell and back
Meanwhile...
"Oh no...", Sheva Alomar, BSAA member and African Native, gasped at the sight of the helicopter crash, no survivors, only the charred corpses of their friends and companions
"Kirk...", Chris Redfield, World wide hero in the perpetual fight against the bio-terrorism, couldn't help but to mutter his friend's name, it was sad, to lose his life just after giving aerial support
Their mourning couldn't continue, because the sounds of motorcycles filled the air, Chris and Sheva were surrounded, and due to the speed of the vehicles, their aim was amiss
Up in the sky...
"I've got visual confirmation. There is the crash site, and I can see our targets, they are surrounded", Michele reported, while handing the binoculars to Keitaro
"Shall I start my hunting?", Hakim asked eagerly, while getting ready with his Winchester hunting rifle
"No, wait until you land. And remember to use a scope, this time I really require you to finish anything in only one shot, we can't take risks", Keitaro replied, while giving the binoculars back to Michele, who already had an MP5 loaded and without the safe
"I really hate this kind of missions, too many precautions", Hakim complained, and Josip gave him a friendly hit on the back
"I share the feeling, but isn't the challenge so exciting?", Josip asked, while testing the valves of his LP50 flame thrower
"Get ready to land and lend a had down there. I'll go in advance, they need some help right now", Keitaro, stated, while securing his Ithaca Shotgun and his always faithful SIG P226 Handgun
"SIR, YES SIR!", The death corps replied, just in time to see Keitaro jump from the helicopter... without parachute
Five minutes later, inside the train station...
"Who or what in the nine hells are you?", Sheva shouted to the guy that had just saver her and her partner Chris, not that she was ungrateful, but seeing him fall from god knows where, and fighting like the Terminator with the shotgun, well, it didn't do well with her nerves
"Captain Keitaro "Onslaught" Urashima, nice to meet you too... is she always so warm to new people, or it's because it's me?", Keitaro presented himself, joking at the end, already knowing the answer
"Captain Keitaro, what the hell are you doing here, and where is Delta team?", Chris asked, irritated by the presence of the Onslaught, not that he hated the guy, is just that his view of "Low collateral damage" was not something he agreed to
"Delta team has just gone ahead, securing the grounds for your arrival. The HQ has decided that this mission now requires some extra punch, my squad will head straight to aid Delta team, I will accompany you until then, orders from HQ, so don't give me the lone wolf bullshit, save it for another time", Keitaro explained, much to Chris annoyance, and Sheva's puzzlement
"And why do we require the extra punch?", Sheva couldn't resist to ask, and Chris made a face that demanded him to explain
"This, the last location of Irving, and... well... you'll have to look at this, Chris", Keitaro stated, while handling a memory card with the information about Irving, as well as a picture of Jill Valentine...
Few hours later...
Sheva was scared, not because of the giant, not because of the Majini, but because the Death Corps were walking nightmares, one thing is to see Chris Redfield and his shows of Grizzly bear strength, and another to see Keitaro and his squad...
"They aren't humans, they are demons! Or a cross breed of demons... Who knows? Perhaps this guy is like some kind of ancient super vampire that the BSAA found in an old castle, and his squad are something like ghouls!", one of the Delta team members started to ramble, he, as well as his team was behind a building, allowing the Death Corps to deal with the giant
"Keitaro, I REALLY hate you... how can you enjoy this like some kind of theme park?... You are no different from the monsters we are hunting down!", Chris muttered, for him, Keitaro was not some kind of brave man, but bloodthirsty war machine, designed to take joy on the sadistic destruction of BOWs, not that a BOW deserved better treatment, but was it really necessary to show such enjoyment?
Sheva was scared, but couldn't take her eyes from the Captain of the Death corps, she couldn't help but to be in total awe at his way of fighting
The giant didn't last long, Hakim and Michele were using the heavy guns in the jeep, while Josip drove it to prevent the giant to get a hold of it, while Keitaro managed to jump at the back of the BOW, he made his way to it's neck, shot at it's base with the shotgun, and then filled the new hole with three grenades, the result, the giant losing it's head, and finally falling defeated.
"Burn it! I don't want any kind of accident with some still living remains", Keitaro ordered, and Josip happily obeyed, singing something happy while setting fire to the massive corpse
"Wow, that was... just wow, what kind of missions do you take? You could have helped us a lot since the beginning of the mission!", Sheva finally stated, much to Chris irritation
"No, not you too! look, Sheva, they may look like some good kind of choice to deal with this, but they are not... THEY WILL BURN THE ENTIRE CONTINENT JUST FOR FUN!", Chris shouted
"Aren't you exaggerating a little bit? We have never extracted that level of collateral damage", Michele interjected
"Yet", Hakim added, earning a giggle from the French soldier
"But all of Africa?... I'll need a LOT of kerosene and other combustibles, although it would be interesting... a very big barbecue!", Josip stated
"Don't mind them, they just like to scare people, we'll never cause collateral damage intentionally", Keitaro explained, Sheva found it hard to believe that the ruthless demon that took down the giant was now the sweet guy talking to her right now
"Keitaro... you are strong...", Sheva finally muttered, and Chris gave a sigh of defeat, control them was as easy as trying to make Wesker behave, may as well redirect their dangerousness to something actually useful
"Look, Captain, you help me to save Jill, and I will owe you a lot, what about setting you up with Rebecca?", Chris asked, and Keitaro and his team had faces of disbelief
"No? Ok, how about this? I will take responsibility for all the collateral damage you will inflict on this mission... is that good enough?", Chris asked, now, and the diabolic smiles from the Death corps were more than enough reply, needless to say, Sheva found the wild side of the Onslaught as something VERY attractive...
Back to the present day...
Inside the office, Ark Thompson, actual leader fo the BSAA, at least when unpleasant visits comes for something that the true General can't handle, was sweating bullets, he knew that this day would come, when the feared Hina will come for her grandson, the only reason he held his ground, was because Keitaro was into the BSAA on his own free will, and he was free to leave at any time, which means that no one, not even Hina, could hold a grudge against them, because the only thing they have done, was to give him a family, a mission, and the weapons (quite literally) to accomplish his revenge
"Aren't you going to call for him a second time? He has already taken too long", Kanako asked, she was getting really impatient, she wanted to see her brother, now, and be all clingy to him
"The landing pad is not very near to this office, and the path is not straight, it takes time to get here, so please, be patient. I'm sure he is about to come", Ark replied, holding his ground like a true man
Just as Kanako was about to ask again for a second call, the door of the office opened, revealing a near 6ft tall Japanese man, with brown messy hair, and eyes covered by stylized glasses, he was dressed on brown cargo pants, combat boots, a black t-shirt, and a brown reinforced coat, held tightly by his combat harness, and even when he was covered with all that bulky clothes, it was a safe guess to say that he had some good muscles, if the weight of his steps was any indication
"O-Onii-chan?", Kanako asked, going nearly comatose at the sight, that was not the sweet looking guy she remembered, but a very tough and hot soldier, hardened in battle, and she could only guess how well that stamina could last in a well used time
"Kana-chan? It's that you?", Keitaro asked, and no soon he finished, Kanako jumped into his arms, below the hardened body, her sweet hearted brother was still there, at least for her, and that was all that mattered to her
"It's been a while, Grandson", Hina greeted, in a rather dark way
"Granny, what brings you to this ugly part of the world?... Don't tell me that my letters didn't arrive", Keitaro asked, he relaxed when he saw that it was family the reason he was called, but it wasn't going to last
"I've come for you. You can't stay here, not anymore. I won't have my favorite grandson dead in some kind of mission that other soldier can take, and I won't take a no for an answer, or I will destroy this organization, and you know that I can do it", Granny Hina was serious, so serious, that both Keitaro and Ark winced, this was going to be one hell of a mission
Magnus: And this is how it all starts, next chapter, Keitaro will arrive to Hinata-sou, but he won't be alone, how will the tenants react to him?, how will he react to them?, discover it in the next chapter!