Hi! It's me Star! Long time no see!
Have you met my best friend, Marco? He's the bestest friend I have! Even better than Ponyhead! Shh, don't tell her I said that. Okay?
I live in a place called Earth! Mom and Dad sent me here because I accidentally burned the castle, good thing they stopped the fire before it got too big...
I have TONS of things to write! Like the time me and Marco beat up Ludo! Or about the time I went through Mewbetry?! Ugh! I have so much to tell you that I don't even know where to start!
Did you know that magic exists in Earth?! Because I do! There was this switch and it turned off the SUN! Isn't that cool?!