I Don't Own Hetalia

Meeting in America

Everything was going normal when...

Doors suddenly burst open as 4 kids run in. To America they were CA ND WV and WY "DADDY!" they yelled in unison

The other countries look awkwardly at America.

America blinked, then grinned "Oh... Hahahaha, dudes, did I forget to mention: I happen to have fifty kids...! Crazy right?"

"Dad! HI roasted seven pigs!" Ca said.

"D.C made all the girls were skirts!" WY said

"OR is in the basement after he almost blew up the kitchen when trying to use his powers again!" WV told him

"The original 13 are locked in the other basement!" ND finished the report

"Don't you worry! The hero is here! Stand back and watch my awesome direction giving!" America glances toward the other countries, winking before turning back to the states.

"First thing is first! Share the bacon! Secondly, make sure the skirts aren't too short or I'll get mass sued again! Thirdly, tell OR that the magic shmagic is Britain's thing, and unless he can make a hamburger appear, The Hero won't buy it! Lastly, who in the name of The Great Hamburger locked up my original thirteen?!"

"That'd be D.C daddy, she tied them with chains, and knocked them out, then threw them int eh basement." ND told him

America laughed heartily. "That's awesome!" Then his expression immediately changed. "I mean horrible! Excuse me my fellow countries, I must go be a hero! Kids, stay here and don't do anything I wouldn't do, and even if I would do it don't do that either!" With that, America took a bight of a glistening hamburger, before running out the door at speeds one wouldn't deem humanly possible.

CA looked at ND, "My bet is OR is trying to control his fire again."

"Last time he did this the whole living room fire went out of control." the other sighed.

WV laughed, 'Well we roasted marshmallows on blue fire, so that's off the bucket list!"

Other countries: O-O

America came back in a full fire fighter getup, holding a flaming Oregon with metal tongs on one hand. In the other hand he was pulling D.C. along by the arm.

"For scientifically provable reasons, it would appear that one of my coldest states is now enveloped in fire. Using hamburgerology and... completely legit scientific studies we have been able to say that this is... errr... a process known as hamburger deprivation. As for little miss bondage over here, her jailing privilege have been severely lowered."

D.C. opened her mouth to complain but America shushed her and handed her a hamburger, which she promptly threw at OR, where it burned up into nothingness.

OR looked very worried, as he was trying desperately to control his magic.

"Uh, America, is he alright?" Mexico asked, he was used to this, but didn't stop him from worrying.

America rose an eyebrow. "Fine... Britain please do your fancy shmancy thing-a-the-what-now and make the fire go away. Using COMPLETELY SCIENTIFICALLY - yeah, I like the sound of that - METHODS!"

All eyes turned to England. America went over to the sink to get a pale of water, but found his ankle to be chained to the wall and his passport confiscated by D.C. At the same time all thirteen of the original states burst through the door shouting incessantly while America struggled to remove the chains.

Germany picked up his gun and shot a round into the ceiling. "Vill all of you BE QUIET?!"

Silence.

"AHCHOO!" OR sneezed and the table caught on fire.

"CRAP! He better not be sick!" Delaware shouted

Germany didn't question the fact that the table was on fire "I vouldn't be at all surprised if he was, zhat America is always feeding him zhose unhealthy hamburgers."

Amerca frowned, "Hey! We have veggie hamburgers too!"

Oregon frowned also, "Hey, we have other foods besides hamburgers, that's just on the run food. Plus CA makes me eat healthy, I sneeze a lot since i'm one the coldest states." he told them, he sounded a lot like Canada.

Germany walked over to OR and took out a his gun once more. First he shot America's chains, then he dumped a pale of water on top of Oregon. Germany handed OR something, it was a scarf. "This should keep zee cold air out of your lungs."

"Thanks." OR muttered, as he hugged the scarf, "Well, weird things aside. My name is Oregon, one of the states of America. And Daddy, sorry about the kitchen, HI asked me for help and I lost control.".

"Don't worry about the kitchen, or my... burnt hamburgers-" sheds a tear "I'm just glad your okay... BECAUSE IF YOU WERENT WHOS GUNNA PICK UP THIS MESS?!" America yelled.

"True enough, but the bacon's crispy." OR laughed nervously, rubbing the back of his head. "HI making BLT's right now.".

"Well, it isn't exactly a hamburger but... I guess that's cool. So, I think we should get back to the meeting, we were talking about the decrease in worldwide walrus-dolphins, yes?" America looked at them

Germany sighed, rubbing his temples, "No, ve vere talking about ze non-existence of walrus-dolphins." he scolded.

"But we totally have evidence dude!" America protested pointing to the picture

Germany glared at him "You have a low quality smudgy picture of a lady taking her trash out.".

"Daddy, you took NY's pictures again?" OR sighed, then swapped ou the chips, there was a picture of a walrus dolphin, then lawn gnomes attacking the camera with sharp teeth and murderous looks, then a weird triangle with one eye thing. (Props if you can find out what I'm hinting at ;P)

"Whoops! How do you turn this thing off!?" OR said frantically.

"Hahahahahah..." America nervously walked forward. "I think Oregon deserves to be the hero for once, don't you Germany? Germany?"

But Germany was long gone, he'd taken his gun with him. "GERMANY! THIS IS AMERICA YOU CANT CHARGE IN HERE WITH GUNS WE HAVE ENOUGH MEXICANS DOING THAT-" complaints from Mexico "-GET BACK HERE!" But as America tried to run forward he tripped; his ankle once more bound in chains.

"We got him!" the 13 said, chasing after Germany, there was loud shouts, and gun shots. Ending with Germany begin dragged back hogtied and gagged.

"You can't just march into my country like that! Thanks for catching him kids. This is work for a hero!" America stated proudly, the 13 grinned

"No problem!" OR had gotten the card out after a while and laughed nervously, "Uh...".

This was a random RP with ChrisfromMars, hope you like XD