A 27 year old Jaune burst into Dr Oobleck's office. "DOCTOR! My chest became swollen and my hair grew… My dick shrank too… What's going on!?"

Oobleck lifted up a piece of paper a while later and read off it. "The results are in. Yep, there's no doubt about it… Someone has been slipping female hormone pills into your food for approximately the past… 7 years…" Oobleck looked up to the now female Jaune. "HOW DID YOU ONLY JUST REALIZE SOMETHING WAS WRONG!?"

The now female Jaune stared off into space. 'Gods dammit, Nora…'