Disclaimer: Ya know? It's been so long since I've written something Stargate related I've forgotten my normal disclaimer. Either way people...you know the drill :D

Rated T for innuendo...just in case :D

Authors Note: How ya'll doin'? Just something I came up with in the bathtub after watching the beautiful SG1 episode 'Grace'. Needed a bit of cheering up too so I came up with this. The end is sort of written with someone special to me in mind. You know who you are :') And just in case anyone is wondering who the husband is...please don't. It'll just hurt my tiny little feelings (which the cancellation of my beloved shows-with Universe being the one exception as I never cared for it-already did). We all know they ran off together, got married and had babies. Let's just leave it at that :D This is just a happy little piece for everyone to enjoy on a Sunday afternoon. Much Love - Jo :) x

Headfirst for Halos

Samantha Carter was often rushing around trying out her many theories, finishing her many projects and delegating the many duties that came with her rank in the United States Air Force...and with a husband, three children, two dogs, a cat and a goldfish to consider too it meant she rarely got a chance to dedicate some time to herself.

Today, however, was different for the now brunette Brigadier General. She had wrapped the children up in their hats, gloves, scarves, boots and coats and packed them off with Daddy to spend the day at the local winter sports centre with Daddy having been promised pizza and beer with the boys AND a little 'something on the side' when he got home in a bid to get all four of them out of the house in time for her parcel to arrive.

Oh yes. She had been waiting for a long time for this parcel to arrive and just as she had thrown the last load of washing in the dryer she heard a knock at the door.

With a spring in her step she headed to the front door and smiled brightly at the delivery man who, after she had signed for the precious cargo, wished her a great day and headed off to his next delivery.

Shutting the front door she smiled to herself and headed to the master bedroom. She shut the door (more out of habit than anything else) and gently placed the parcel on the bed before slipping out of her jeans and t shirt so she could get into the shower.

Humming a happy tune, she showered leisurely imagining all the fun she was going to have with the new parcel lying on the bed before jumping out of the stall to towel herself down.

She then slid her robe around her before sitting on the bed and undoing the packaging, letting out a small gasp of pleasure as she took in the curves on the front of the box...knowing for well she was in for a treat with this one.

Slipping out in to the den with the box still firmly in hand she settled herself on the sofa with everything she needed for this...the day she had been waiting for. Spreading her legs slightly and letting her hands drift down she took a firm grip of the item in front of her and pressed the button...

The screen then burst into life and she smirked to herself as she settled into the cushions, taking a swig of beer as she waited for the game to load.

The brand new Halo game was just something she simply had to play alone.

The End :D