Menma just got out of work from the garage he was wondering why samui and ino acted weird around the twenty year old. Mindless he bumped into samui knocking her over "oh sorry samui-chan"he said pulling the twenty year old women "no problem"she said "can i ask u something samui?"he said 'sure"she said menma looked at her blue eyes "... why do u act so weird around me?"he said getting closer to her bright red face "n-nothing!"she shout instantly menma eyes narrowed he grabbed her wrist "tell me!"he shouted she didn't answer menma eyes widen at what he just did he let go and walked away "see u around"he said sweat ran down his whiskered face.
Later in a alley way
It was pitch black as menma hair the moon shined menma walked down the alley way looking down he could see his black shorts that covered the bottom of his pale knees his navy blue shirt and his red shoes with a white bottom. He was so deep in thought he bumped into samui ... again. "Sorry' he said pulling her up once again he rubbed the back of his head. She opened her mouth and everything spilled out "oh ... thats why" he said she smiled weakly "yup"she said there was a awkward silence she put her hand on his shoulder instantly he grabbed her hands and pinned her to the wall a blush crossed her face "w-what a-are u doing"she said menma didn't answer intend he kissed samui and played with her tongue the blush grew wider on her pale face after three long mins menma broke the ... kiss and a trail of saliva followed "thanks'he said he turned around to leave "bye'he said he left she ran off in the other directions
Midnight
Menma was on the hokage mountain looking over the village possible he was daydreaming unknown that ino yamanaka just walked up "he's here too i'm going to be blushing bright red now"she thought menma heard a crack of a stick 'shoot!"ino thought again menma head instantly spun around "ino?"he said ino was cursing herself for not looking down "i bet she's here to spill out she like me"he thought ino walked over and sat down "i hope he doesn't reject me"she thought menma looked back at the village "beautiful isn't it"he said ino looked at him "just like u"he said ino blushed bright red "oh my god did he just call me beautiful!"she thought ino "well why u here?"he said she sighed "to tell u something"she said "here it comes!"menma thought "i really like u"she said menma smiled weakly "i already knew"he said he said ino eyes narrowed "if u already knew why didn't u say anything i've been acting like a ididot around u!"she hissed. Menma rubbed the back of his head "sorry i like when the female confess first"he said ino purred 'really"she said menma nodded he got up "hey u want to go on a date to the tea house sometime"he said crack his neck ino then realized "sure"she said menma smiled 'ok" he said ino smiled "tomorrow at 8pm'he said ino agreed menma didn't know what shit he was getting his ass into
Tomorrow
Menma opened his eyes to the light shining from the open door and the anger neon yellow haired man "its 8 in the morning get up already!"shouted naruto uzumaki the nineteen year old "whatever"menma said getting off the comfort of the warm bed on to the cold ground "u happy now"he said naruto coughed "yea"he said he walked away menma walked into the kitchen where the egg cartain was left out "naruto!"he hissed before opening the box and taking out five eggs in one large hand the door bell rang and menma jumped the eggs were sent flying the air menma screamed before catching them with each hand nefore putting them down and walking to the door he opened it and there stood hinata "h-hey m-menma-kun"she said menma waved "hello"he said before inching away "why is she here oh my god is she going to confess her love for me if she does i'm going to faint"he thought hinata smiled weakly "i just c-came t-t-to t-tell u-u i-i-i l-like u-u a-alot"she sputter menma smiled 'me too"he said hinata left menma closed the door and fainted "what kind of shit am i getting into"he thought before he fainted.
Later
Menma woke up on the couch naruto was watching something and menma kicked naruto in the head "stop watching damn fashion police and help me up"he said naruto hissed 'alright alright"he said before pulling menma up menma jumped up and heard the door bell ring menma opened the door and there stood temari "hello temari"he said scared temari was blushing "she going to confess ins't she"he thought "naruto get me a pillow'he shouted naruto threw it "menma i like u alot"temari said menma smiled "i do too"he said temari smiled and left menma closed the door and put the pillow under where his face was going to land 'this is bullshit man!'he thought before he fainted and he landed on the pillow
At 7pm
Menma was dressed up in a navy blue shirt black pants with many pockets and blue shoes with a black bottom menma was waiting for it to be 8pm but the door bell rang naruto opened the door "menma its for u"he said menma got up and ran to the door 'hello ... kiba"he said "if he confess or something im going to strangle him"he thought kiba was anger "u like ino huh well im going to put up a fight for her'he said menma punched kiba in the face "go home kiba your drunk"he said kiba was really drunk "ok"he said spining and falling down the stair case "bye"he said closing the door he sat down "now to the t.v"he said he opened it and went to recorded 'what!where's my football"he shouted naruto rubbed the back of his head "i removed it for space for 16 and pregnant"he said menma instantly grabbed naruto neck "u bastard!"he shouted naruto yelped "im sorry!"he shouted menma shook naruto to death "now u learned your lesson for deleting my stuff"he said naruto nodded "not to delete them"he said menma noddded "now go way brat!"he shouted naruto ran for his life