Sherlock and the eggplant

by johnlocksdoctor

This is a story about Sherlock, John, and an eggplant (I suck at summaries) (Very short at the moment but I promise I'll add more!)

The Eggplant

John walks in from the kitchen, holding a jar of jam and a spoon, to find Sherlock sitting on the chair reading a book. John peers over the tall man on the chair to see an eggplant on the table. John sits down on a chair opposite Sherlock. "shrlck thewss an eg pwant onn the tayble." John stifles, through a mouthful of jam. "Come again?" Sherlock responds. "There is an eggplant on the table, Sherlock" John replies, after swallowing the mouthful of jam. "I am perfectly aware of that, thank you John" Sherlock replies, not taking his eyes off the book he's reading. "So..." "So what, Jonathan?" "Well, what's it doing there?"

Author's note: I am well aware of how short this is, next chapters are going to be longer. ANY REVIEWS WIL HELP THNX XOX

ps i dont own sherlock lol evil moffat does