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Idiot. . .

"Please?"

"No."

"It will make my life complete, Wise Girl."

"I thought I made your life complete, Seaweed Brain."

"Well, you did, but then I saw this! It's something we can both share!"

"I understand that, Percy," Annabeth Chase said, crossing her arms, "but I'm not going to buy you a stuffed dolphin."

"Yes, you will." Percy Jackson got on one knee, taking her hand in his. "Just Please Say Yes!"

"Percy? What're you-" Annabeth looked around and realized that a crowd had surrounded them. She glared at her boyfriend in major annoyance. It's not a good idea to get Annabeth, the daughter of Athena, annoyed, especially for a stuffed animal.

"Annabeth Chase, you complete me! Just say yes, and make me happier beyond words! I am begging you!"

"Say yes! Say yes! Say yes! Say yes! Say yes!" the crowd cheered.

"Fine," Annabeth groaned. "Yes!"

The crowd cheered and Percy wrapped his arms around his girlfriend, giving her a sweet kiss. "Told you you'd say yes."

"Idiot. . ." she grumbled.

"Time to buy me a dolphin!"

Idiot. . . Part II

There's never been another like you, Annabeth Chase. I would be beyond Cloud 9 if you accepted this ring. I will fill our days with endless wonder, unlike Fantine's "spouse" in Les Miserables. So, please, Annabeth Chase, won't you say yes?

The words rammed around inside Percy's brain as he watched Annabeth eat her chocolate ice cream. He hadn't planned to purpose to her today, it was supposed to be in a few weeks, but noooooooooooo everyone was going to be out of town on New Year's Eve.

So, it was time, he decided. He had hidden the ring in the perfect place, the place Annabeth wouldn't look for her ring. In her ice cream. She would eventually find it after several minutes of licking, he would take it, get on one knee and purpose to her. It would go completely as planned.

Not.

"So, what's up, Seaweed Brain?" Annabeth asked, taking another lick of her ice cream. "Usually, you take me out for ice cream just so I can get you some."

Percy chuckled nervously. "Yeah, today I decided that I would be the generous boyfriend that you deserve."

Annabeth shrugged took a large bite of her ice cream and a look of confusion passed over her face, meanwhile, Percy's lit up like a Christmas tree . . . but then she began to choke.

Percy immediately panicked and ran his fingers through his raven-black hair. "GAHHHHH! It wasn't supposed to happen this way!" he exclaimed, pacing back and forth nervously. "You were just supposed to find it by licking the ice cream, not biting it! Who does that anyway?"

Annabeth, who was surprisingly keeping her temper down, raised her hand and waved it a little, coughing up a storm.

"WAIT! YOU'RE CHOKING!"

She rolled her eyes as Percy saved her by performing the Heimlich maneuver. When she finally coughed up what she'd been choking on, she gasped. She turned to her sea green-eyed boyfriend with a look of surprise. "Percy?"

There, on the sidewalk, was beautiful, glittering, golden ring.

"Um. . ." Percy chuckled with a sheepish grin. "Uh, surprise? Will you marry me, Annabeth Chase?"

Annabeth let out a laugh, clutching her stomach. "Percy Jackson, your brain really is filled with seaweed, isn't it?" Percy frowned at this comment and crossed his arms over his chest. She slapped him playfully then hugged him. "Of course I will, Seaweed Brain."

After sharing a heartfelt kiss, Percy, after cleaning it off, slipped the ring onto Annabeth's ring finger.

"Idiot. . ." she sighed, kissing him again. "I love you."

PERSEUS JACKSON!

Annabeth screamed again and Percy Jackson leaped out of his chair violently. Jason and Leo held him down, but he struggled against them. "Percy! Calm down! She's probably doing fine!"

"She's in pain! I can tell!" Percy shouted. "Guys! Let me go!"

"No! Dude! They said to stay out!" Leo shouted. "Piper! Where's that rope?!"

"Coming!"

"Who brings rope with them here?" Percy yelled.

Another scream, "PERSEUS JACKSON! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" and Percy was gone.

"I'm coming, Wise Girl!"

He threw Jason and Leo off him and dashed down the halls. Percy nearly skidded past the door, but he grabbed it and yanked on it to open. He heard crying and he pulled harder. Then he looked at it and realized that it was push . . . not pull.

"Annabeth!" he yelled opening the door.

He saw Annabeth, sitting in a hospital bed, holding something inside a blanket. She looked tired, but happy. "Hey, Seaweed Brain," she panted. "How's it going?"

Percy stepped forward, a smile on his face. "Are you okay?" he asked.

"I'm fine," she said. "Want to hold your daughter?"

"It's a girl?" he asked, delighted. "I have a daughter! Yes! I want to hold her!"

He rushed to her side and sat down on the hospital bed. She handed him the blanket. He looked down and saw a baby girl with his black hair. She hadn't opened her eyes yet, apparently. Percy nearly cried out of happiness at the look of his crying, baby girl.

"She's just so beautiful," he said.

"I know," she said. "She's already like you. She won't shut up."

Percy stuck his tongue out at Annabeth Jackson, his wife.

Lost

"NICO DI ANGELO!" Percy Jackson yelled into the phone. "YOU SHADOW TRAVEL YOUR BUTT OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"

"But-"

"NOW!"

Percy hung up and Nico suddenly appeared next to him. "What?" the son of Hades snapped angrily.

"I lost Andromeda," Percy wailed.

"Huh?" Nico asked, raising his eyebrow in confusion. "You lost your daughter?" Percy grinned sheepishly, and Nico hit him over the head, glaring. "Annabeth is gonna kill you, I hope you know that, Percy."

"I know. . ."

They split up and searched all over Percy and Annabeth's apartment, looking for his daughter, Andromeda Jackson. "Where could she be?" Percy shouted, falling onto the couch.

"By any chance, did Annabeth take Andromeda with her to the store?" Nico asked. "You know how she likes to see the world."

Percy froze and looked like his friend. "Now that I think about it. . ."

Nico applied palm directly to forehead. "You can be a real idiot, Percy, I hope you know that as well."

"I know, but that's why Annabeth loves me, I guess."

"We're home!"

"AGH!" Percy fell onto the floor.

"Andromeda, go to Daddy!"

"She did have her," Nico grinned. "Good job, Percy."

This has been the first chapter.

Yay!

I'm really happy about this.

Next time, next chapter, will be tales of . . . well . . . Spoilers!