HI :D! Nora and Emmi here! We uh...wrote this fanfiction around.. 2 AM and we were just having a lot of fun with this story. Don't take it seriously. It's just for fun.
-Nora and Emmi
ONE GLORIOUS DAY IN THE TOWN OF THE LAND OF THE PERSONA 3 LIVED A SOCIALLY AWKWARD SENPAI NAMED AKIHIKO SANADA. HE WAS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS AND TALENTED AND SMART TOO. TOO BAD HE HAS NO TESTOSTERONE IN HIS BODY WHATSOEVER AND IS TOO FOCUSED ON TRAINING TO AVENGE HIS DEAD SISTER TO FOCUS ON IMPORTANT THINGS SUCH AS REPRODUCING AND PASSING ON HIS GENES TO KEEP HIS SPECIES ALIVE.
SO THEN ONE DAY HIS GOOD BUDDY OL' PAL SHINJIRO ARAGAKI (HE'S TOTALLY HOT BTW) CAME UP TO HIM AND WAS LIKE," YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO AKI MANG YOU ARE A FUCKING WOMAN YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FUCK".
AND AKI LOOKED UP FROM KNITTING HIS BOXING GLOVES AND SAID, " SHINJI YOU ARE SO MEAN TO ME IM GONNA CRY ABOUT THE PAST RIGHT NOW KK?" AND HE STARTED CRYING FUCKING OCEANS WITH DOLPHINS AND SHINJI'S LIKE, "CHILLOUT BRO I WAS KIDDING GEEZ STOP INJECTING ESTROGEN IN YOURSELF YOU'LL TURN OUT LIKE THAT TRANNY ON THE BEACH".
AND AKI LOOKED UP AND SAID, "SHINJI YOU WEREN'T THERE, YOU WERE TAKING DRUGS TO CONTROL YOUR PERSONA REMEMBER?" AND SHINJI SAID," OH SHIT FUCK AKI I HAVE A CONFESSION THAT WAS ME". AND AKI WAS LIKE, "OH SHINJI YOU'RE A REALLY PRETTY GIRL!"
"OH AKI YOU'RE SO KIND" SAID SHINJI WITH A PINK BLUSH ON HIS FACE. THEN HE EMBRACED AKI TIGHTLY.
... we were hyper ok. -Nora and Emmi.