Of videos and revelations
PROLOGUE
"So, Kurticans" Wes, in an unusually playful mood said, moving to squash himself between Blaine and Kurt on the couch in the warbler room "You said some interesting things yesterday"
Kurt eyed the laptop in Wes' hand warily
"But what I found most interesting" Wes opened the laptop and all the other warblers gathered around "was the part about you being on the football and Cheerio team. Now some may ask what a cheerio is? The answer will please Blaine very much" Wes grinned and Kurt groaned "Well a cheerio is what the McKinley school calls they're cheerleaders"
Blaine blushed at the image that put in his mind and barely heard Kurt squeak that no he did not wear a skirt
"Well, guess what I looked it up and your cheerio performances and your football career and this is what I found"
The video on the laptop started playing and Kurt heard it before he saw it
"Hello I'm Kurt Hummel and I'd like to volunteer for the role of kicker"
"This is gonna be a long day" he groaned as single ladies started playing.
Chapter 1
Of Video chat and Cheerios
Kurt let his head fall back against the chair after the sixth replay of his "audition"he was just about sick of watching himself slap his own ass and hearing various Warblers state their disbelief at Kurt's ability to play football.
He actually growled when Wes went to play it a seventh time "Can you enjoy my humiliation later, having been there I'm finding this all rather boring"
Whatever Wes was about to say was cut off by the laptop playing Tina and Mike singing "Sing" together. Kurt whacked Wes and David on their arms swiftly "This is my laptop isn't it?" He asked, obviously scandalized
They just grinned along with everyone else as Kurt took the laptop and clicked a button that filled the screen with Tina's smiling face
"Hi Kurt!" She grinned and despite his foul mood Kurt smiled back
"Well, Tina to what do I owe the pleasure?"
"Well it's about that bullying seminar earlier-"
"Did Mercedes tell you I was speaking?" Kurt asked, eying David and Wes who suddenly looked nervous
"Em, no the video of you speaking was played for McKinley, didn't you know?" Tina replied biting her lip
"Oh"
Without looking up from the screen or even changing his expression Kurt yanked down Wes and David who were attempting to escape.
"I'm assuming this is your doing?" The angelic boy who was scarily calm asked the duo who gulped while Blaine snickered
"Kurt you don't have to worry, it went over really well. I think you actually got through to some people" Tina said, knowing that the people just out of screen shot were going to have to face the diva's full wrath if she didn't step in.
"Really?" Kurt asked as he released his death grip on Wes and David
"Yea and Sue punched Karofsky" Mike grinned as he popped into of shot, leaving as soon as he came
Kurt grinned before coming to a realisation "She knows she's my favourite teacher now doesn't she" he groaned "I hope Mr Schue wasn't too upset"
"I wouldn't worry about it; he knows he's your second favourite!" Mercedes grinned as she moved Tina aside so she was in the frame
"Hey Cedes!" Kurt smiled like the sun and Blaine leaned in
"Hi Mercedes"
"Oh is that the hobbit Princess is dating?" Puck leaned in to the camera and it was Wes and David's turn to snicker
"He's not that short!" Kurt snapped
"That may be the kindest thing you've ever said about me" Blaine mock pouted
Kurt opened his mouth to reply but was cut off by the door opening with a bang. All of the warblers looked up at once
"Is this the birdie choir?" Asked Brittney
"Oh, Brit hey!" Kurt said standing up and making his way over to her
"Dolphin!" She cried and darted towards him and to his credit Kurt did not fall over when she suddenly leaped into his arms wrapping her legs around his waist
"Hey porcelain" Santana smirked as she casually strut into the room and sat down on the couch in Kurt's now vacant space in between Wes and David who watched with interest as she languidly stretched like a cat, placing both of her legs on the table next to the laptop
"Aretha, Puckerman, Hobbit" Santana greeted then paused "Oh and the Asians"
"How many groups of people did she offend just there?" Nick asked
"If you include short people? Three" Jeff responded
"That nickname's gonna stick isn't it?" Blaine sulked while Flint put a comforting hand on his shoulders
"If it's any consolation we as a group are referred to as the Garblers of Gay Hogwarts" Kurt said
The warblers were shocked speechless
"Come on! You can't honestly say you're surprised" Santana scoffed
"Back to the point" Kurt intersected, sensing an argument that he knew the Latina would win "Why are you guys here?"
"Well, Lady Hummel, you're in luck. Your Auntie Tannie has you set" Santana preened and Kurt ignored the jibe. The warblers however did not
"Hey just cuz he's pretty doesn't mean he's not a guy" one of the nameless warblers cried
"Don't worry about it" Kurt dismissed "Besides it's not like Lord Hummel has the same ring to it" he joked, needless to say it fell flat "Anyway, what do you mean?"
"It's great Kurtie!" Brittney smiled "You can come back to McKinley!"
There was a heavy silence before numerous "What?"s echoed around the room from those on screen as well
"Never doubt the blackmailing skills of a lima heights gal" Santana winked
"You got dirt on Karofsky? When?" Puck asked onscreen there were noises of people saying things along the same line in the back-round
"Okay just so I'm clear is everyone from New Directions there?" Kurt asked
"Yea, Mr Schue is late again" Mercedes grinned
"And Rachel went missing so Finn went to look for her" Puck grinned like a shark
Kurt groaned "I hope for your sake that you didn't do anything illegal"
"I think we're getting off topic" Blaine said looking Kurt square in the eyes "Are you going back to McKinley?"
Kurt didn't need to look to know everyone's eyes on him as he met Blaine's eyes.