Retarded Final Fantasy Characters Numero Dos!!!!
Second attempt on another killing spree. I haven't written in a month. Or two. This one will have Kingdom Hearts, FFX, and some of the dudes who magically got revived from the funky place...(My pick!) Anyways, here I go! ~*~ Sora and his crew are flying in their custom made, pimped out Gummi ship with Riku and Kairi.
Sora: Look it's a portal! I bet it leads to new worlds!
Donald: I bet it doesn't...
Goofy: Look Kairi! It's Squa...I mean Leon's gummi ship!
Sora: Let's follow them!
Riku: Let's shoot them! YES! DESTRUCTION!!!!!! ~*~ In "Leon's" gummi ship.
Leon: Oh no!!! We've been hit!! By Sora!!! Quick, into that portal! ~*~ The FFX crew's ship.
Tidus: I wanna go to the outer space place!!
Yuna: No Tidus, we have to go fight Sin!
Tidus: But if we go to outer space, we can escape all that!
Yuna: True...But let's save mankind!
Kimari: Screw mankind. Me go pilot ship.
Rikku: Oh boy! Man beast pilots! Hurray!!!
Brother: Oh no! I'm being attacked! By a man beast! I hate my name!
Auron + Lulu: I bet we'll crash.
Wakka: Outer space here we come!
Cid 10: Shut up wiggidy weiner. ~*~ Near the outskirts of Taco Bell...
Cid 7: No more tacos for me...bad gas. Hey look at the teleport pad!
The pad has Squall, Amarant, Cloud, and Aeris on top of it.
Aeris: Hey Cid! You killed me! But that's okay because I can summon phoenix before I die! There's some more people at the funky place you know! Come with us and we'll show you!
They all go back to the funky place. ~*~
At the funky place. (Somehow, all the other Cids were there too)
Rikku: HI!!! My name is Rikku! How do you do!?!?
Aeris(FF7): FINE!!! My name's Aeris!
Riku: My name's Riku too...
Rikku: We must be twins!!
Aeris #1 from FF7 walks over to Aeris #2 from Kingdom Hearts (now known as KH, for the sake of writing cramps).
Aeris #1: You look like me!!!
Aeris #2: Yeah! But I have more polygons than you do!
Aeris #1: Yeah...my boobs are pointy...I suck.
Aeris #2: YOU DO SUCK!!!!
Aeris #2 takes her staff and whacks Aeris #1 with it. Then Aeris #1 stabs Aeris #2 with her pointy boobs.
Aeris: Agh!! I'm bleedy-ing! Damn you bad graphic people!!!! (Dies) ~*~
All the Cids meet with each other and start to have a tea party.
Cid 8: I love tea parties! They're so enjoyable!
Cid 9: Me too! It's very manly.
Cid 10: I wanna drive my ship to tea party town!
Cid 7: ...No wonder why I'm the only playable Cid character....And, this tea sucks!
Cid KH: Yeah! I sell Gummi blocks!
All the Cids besides Cid 7 and Cid KH stand up immediately and all glare at them.
Cid 8: This tea is marvelous! What are you talking about!?!
Cid 10: Your banned from the Cid, Cid, Cid, Cid, and Cid club!
Cid 9: Go have a coffee party with your boyfriend!
Cid's eye twitches...and he whistles to his Highwind and the Highwind shoots loads of bombs and such until their tea party all goes to hell!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And the Cids die too as a bonus!
Cid KH: Nice one! Here have a gummi block!
Cid 7: Eats it and soon chokes on it. Cid KH pounds his back and the gummi goes flying out and destroys "Leon's" gummi ship.
Cid 7: I thought you said it was gummy?
Cid KH: It's called a gummi block, you put them together to make a pimped out gummi ship!
Cid 7: My ship could kick your ship's ass anyday!
Cid KH: Wanna go!?!
Cid 7: Yeah!!1
Cid KH grabs his cactuar Gummi ship and fires needles at the other Cid. Cid 7 pulls up the Highwind and mutilates Cid KH. And he got caught on fire...and stuff. And he died, like the rest of the Cid idiots.
Kairi: I'm Scared!!!!
Kimari: Kimari no like scared human people. Me go kill!
Kimari picks up a Grenade and hurls it at Kairi. Then Kairi blew up to pieces and Sora and Riku teamed up and killed Kimari. (I hated Kimari in FFX, lol) ~*~
Anyways, It's really late and I think my dad's up so I'll be goin' to bed now! So...be sure to review cause reviewing is fun! And if you haven't checked out my first one, check it now! and leave more reviews for that one! So have fun! I'll write tomorrow night, so expect another update soon!
Second attempt on another killing spree. I haven't written in a month. Or two. This one will have Kingdom Hearts, FFX, and some of the dudes who magically got revived from the funky place...(My pick!) Anyways, here I go! ~*~ Sora and his crew are flying in their custom made, pimped out Gummi ship with Riku and Kairi.
Sora: Look it's a portal! I bet it leads to new worlds!
Donald: I bet it doesn't...
Goofy: Look Kairi! It's Squa...I mean Leon's gummi ship!
Sora: Let's follow them!
Riku: Let's shoot them! YES! DESTRUCTION!!!!!! ~*~ In "Leon's" gummi ship.
Leon: Oh no!!! We've been hit!! By Sora!!! Quick, into that portal! ~*~ The FFX crew's ship.
Tidus: I wanna go to the outer space place!!
Yuna: No Tidus, we have to go fight Sin!
Tidus: But if we go to outer space, we can escape all that!
Yuna: True...But let's save mankind!
Kimari: Screw mankind. Me go pilot ship.
Rikku: Oh boy! Man beast pilots! Hurray!!!
Brother: Oh no! I'm being attacked! By a man beast! I hate my name!
Auron + Lulu: I bet we'll crash.
Wakka: Outer space here we come!
Cid 10: Shut up wiggidy weiner. ~*~ Near the outskirts of Taco Bell...
Cid 7: No more tacos for me...bad gas. Hey look at the teleport pad!
The pad has Squall, Amarant, Cloud, and Aeris on top of it.
Aeris: Hey Cid! You killed me! But that's okay because I can summon phoenix before I die! There's some more people at the funky place you know! Come with us and we'll show you!
They all go back to the funky place. ~*~
At the funky place. (Somehow, all the other Cids were there too)
Rikku: HI!!! My name is Rikku! How do you do!?!?
Aeris(FF7): FINE!!! My name's Aeris!
Riku: My name's Riku too...
Rikku: We must be twins!!
Aeris #1 from FF7 walks over to Aeris #2 from Kingdom Hearts (now known as KH, for the sake of writing cramps).
Aeris #1: You look like me!!!
Aeris #2: Yeah! But I have more polygons than you do!
Aeris #1: Yeah...my boobs are pointy...I suck.
Aeris #2: YOU DO SUCK!!!!
Aeris #2 takes her staff and whacks Aeris #1 with it. Then Aeris #1 stabs Aeris #2 with her pointy boobs.
Aeris: Agh!! I'm bleedy-ing! Damn you bad graphic people!!!! (Dies) ~*~
All the Cids meet with each other and start to have a tea party.
Cid 8: I love tea parties! They're so enjoyable!
Cid 9: Me too! It's very manly.
Cid 10: I wanna drive my ship to tea party town!
Cid 7: ...No wonder why I'm the only playable Cid character....And, this tea sucks!
Cid KH: Yeah! I sell Gummi blocks!
All the Cids besides Cid 7 and Cid KH stand up immediately and all glare at them.
Cid 8: This tea is marvelous! What are you talking about!?!
Cid 10: Your banned from the Cid, Cid, Cid, Cid, and Cid club!
Cid 9: Go have a coffee party with your boyfriend!
Cid's eye twitches...and he whistles to his Highwind and the Highwind shoots loads of bombs and such until their tea party all goes to hell!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And the Cids die too as a bonus!
Cid KH: Nice one! Here have a gummi block!
Cid 7: Eats it and soon chokes on it. Cid KH pounds his back and the gummi goes flying out and destroys "Leon's" gummi ship.
Cid 7: I thought you said it was gummy?
Cid KH: It's called a gummi block, you put them together to make a pimped out gummi ship!
Cid 7: My ship could kick your ship's ass anyday!
Cid KH: Wanna go!?!
Cid 7: Yeah!!1
Cid KH grabs his cactuar Gummi ship and fires needles at the other Cid. Cid 7 pulls up the Highwind and mutilates Cid KH. And he got caught on fire...and stuff. And he died, like the rest of the Cid idiots.
Kairi: I'm Scared!!!!
Kimari: Kimari no like scared human people. Me go kill!
Kimari picks up a Grenade and hurls it at Kairi. Then Kairi blew up to pieces and Sora and Riku teamed up and killed Kimari. (I hated Kimari in FFX, lol) ~*~
Anyways, It's really late and I think my dad's up so I'll be goin' to bed now! So...be sure to review cause reviewing is fun! And if you haven't checked out my first one, check it now! and leave more reviews for that one! So have fun! I'll write tomorrow night, so expect another update soon!