This is the result of practically no sleep due to rambuctious muses. Sasu-muse and Naru-muse would not leave me alone, so I had gotten no sleep before I wrote this. They abuse me greatly. But not when and where I need them too. :( Also this was written a while ago. I hope you enjoy it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Or any of the characters. If I did, this is the kind of stuff they'd be doing. And smexing each other. A lot. But alas, there is no boy-smex in Naruto. Therefore, I do not own it.
This is as close to NaruSasu as I'll ever get.
Warnings: Boy love runs rampant in my mind. It has leaked into everything I do. It is apparent in this fic. If you do not like same-sex pairings, well I recommend that you get used to it. It's everywhere. Same-sex couples are all around you. They're in you closet. They're in you basment. They're even across the street! BEWARE! In other news, this fic contains some very slight Neji abuse. It is slight and it is affectionate. Also, there is the abuse of Sasuke's shorts. And anger.
It was a normal day. A bright, clear day in the peaceful town of Konoha. And the sun was feeling very brave today as it fell upon the sleeping eyes of one Hyuuga Neji.
At first, he closed his eyes tighter and pulled the covers over his head, trying to get back to sleep. But the sun seemed plain suicidal today, for it kept on shining directly in his eyes, somehow. So Neji gave up the quest for his lost sleep, got out of bed, and gave the sun a glare that would have sent it scurrying back under the horizon if it didn't need to light and heat the earth. With a sigh, he got dressed and had a feeling of wariness settle upon him.
At around ten A.M., he found himself walking through the streets of Konoha. For no obvious reason. This was odd for Neji. He always did things for a reason, as Fate ruled over him. So he felt at a loss today. Just as he was about to give up hope for that day, he heard a familiar cackle, and sounds of running.
"Neji!"
He looked up just in time to see and orange blur skirt around him, and have something latch onto his shoulders. Glancing over a shoulder, he saw one Uzumaki Naruto crouching behind him.
"Naruto…?" Needless to say, he was quite confused.
Naruto gave him a bright, innocent smile. 'Hey, Neji. How about we not say anything for a moment, hm? I'm kind of hiding from someone…"
"Uzumaki!"
Both boys looked up to see a red faced Uchiha Sasuke bearing down on them. It was obvious that he was quite angry, though Neji was sure that that wasn't the only cause of the flush gracing the normally composed Uchiha.
Suddenly Neji ducked, to avoid being decapitated by the shuriken flying towards him, and exposing Naruto behind him. A few centimeters of hair were lost in the process.
Chuckling nervously, Naruto scratched the back of his head and gave Neji a sheepish grin. "Well, Neji, looks like I have to go. We'll catch up later, okay?" And without another word, he tore off in the opposite direction.
Neji blinked after his friend, still unsure of what just happened. He was abruptly pushed aside as Sasuke made his way after his fleeing comrade.
And as he watched the Uchiha's back as he stormed through the street, he found himself smiling. It had suddenly all become quite apparent.
The rest of Konoha stared after the pair. And the words on the seat of Sasuke's shorts stating 'Property of Uzumaki Naruto', with a smiley face.