Alright so this is in NO WAY trying to make fun of anyone, it was just for entertainment, plus I'm guilty for about half of the stuff in here. So anyways I hope you enjoy this truly awful story. Oh yeah and I got the idea from K9GM3's story 'Terrible' and demondreaming's story 'Terror Terrible Victorious Fic'. They're both hilarious so if you're looking for a laugh I'd read them. Anyways this is MEANT to be a series of random bad stories, so...yeah ENJOY

Warning: I in no way meant to make a joke out of rape, this was just made to point out a lot of cliche things in victorious stories. And I'm not saying that the rape stories from Victorious are bad either, I've actually read a lot of good ones. And also I'd like to point out that I'm also pretty cliche in my stories too, so I'm really REALLY sorry if I offend anyone!

JUST ANOTHER RAPE STORY

-Jade POV-

I walked down the dark alley admiring the growing mold in the side of the building. Man I loved the dark, it's just so black, and not light.

Beck was being such an ass today. I mean can you believe he was TALKING to that *insert insult of choice* and I didn't even approve of it. It all started this afternoon...

-Unnecessary Flashback-

I came from Starbucks for about the 50th time today, and was heading to Beck's R.V when I saw my super hot boyfriend and the sperm burping gutter slut.

As they walk by Vega trips on an invisible rock, and crashed into Beck's arms. "Oh I'm sorry Beck, I didn't see your handsome smoking sexy body standing there." she smiled stupidly.

"Haha that's funny." He smiled.

"What?" She looked weirdly at him.

"Um well I'm Beck Oliver."

"Yeeeaaahhh and I'm Tori Vega, what about it?"

"HELLO how the hell could you not see me, my body's like a lighthouse attracting any hot girl that's lucky enough to see me!" He gave her a million watt grin.

"Hahaha that's so true, you know what? We should date." She beamed.

"..."

"Yeah Becky Poo you and Vega should date!" I magically revealed myself.

"HOLY FREEZE DRIED MONGOOSE! Where'd you come from Jade?" Beck yelled.

"That's not the point on why I was watching/stalking you, the point is I know you want to fuck this Rebecca Black wannabe!"

"Now why in the world would I want to do that, you're my girl." He smiled.

"I'm not a Rebecca Black wannabe I'm at least as good as Hannah Montana." Vega interjects.

"No I think you mean Miley Cyrus." Beck looked over at her.

"Ummm no I mean Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus is so much worse." She raised her eyebrow.

"You do realize they're the same people right?" He smiled slightly.

"NO WAY! You're just froot looping me!" She exclaimed.

"No I'm being for cereal, I mean what about her songs Best of Both Worlds?"

"I thought-"

"Dude shut the hell up, I'm trying to rant here, you know what, forget it, I hate you Beck Oliver!" I ran away crying.

End Flashback

Now you see why he's a total ass wipe?

I felt my phone buzz for the eleventybillionth time, so I finally decided to pick it up.

"Go to HELLo" I sneered.

"Listen baby, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for Tori to fall in love with my total awesomeness, I'm really sorry. Please-"

"Bye." I hung up, and continued my midnight stroll.

After a while I heard a noise from behind, and turned quickly on my heels.

But it was too late because I felt a big hand cover my mouth.

"Hey there sweet thang, what are you doin all alone on a lonely night such as tonight."

Did he really expect me to respond while he's covering my mouth.

"You know what since you're a hot girl all alone in an alley I'm gonna rape you, for No. Damn. Reason." He throws me on the ground, and you wouldn't believe what he did to me; he raped me!

Just like that, even though I begged him to stop, but he just kept doing it, I couldn't believe it!

"Well that was satisfying, see ya later tuts." He dusted off his hands and walked away smiling.

Oh my gosh, I can't believe I just lost my V card to some freak, this will definitely make it up on the FML website, I mean talk about angst!

I shakily got off the ground, and went home.

*3 weeks later*

I ran out of my bedroom straight to the bathroom, and threw up (EWW). Oh dear, why did I just vomit. Oh my gosh I bet it's from when I was raped, am I...am I...pregnant? No but I'm only 17 it can't be!

I pull out my trusty pregnancy test, just in case I have random pregnant-girl symptoms, and take a waz on it.

After 5 minutes I look back at the stick. No no no no no, I am pregnant, what are my parents gonna do, what is Beck gonna do. Oh gosh, could my life suck anymore!

Sigh, what's the point of school anymore, I'm just gonna skip, because I'm just that B.A.

I spent the rest of the day crying in my room and wallowing in self-pity.

A couple of hours later I heard a knok on the door, but I don't bother to open it.

But it doesn't matter because it's apparently not locked anyways.

"Jade?" I heard some yell downstairs.

"I'm not here go home!" I yell.

"Oh okay, call me when you get home okay." the person said.

I buried my head back in my knees, when someone starts walking up the stairs, and entered my room.

"Jade why weren't you at school today, I got my hair to look extra hot today." Beck laughs.

"What's so damn funny?" I snapped.

"Hahaha it's just that I'm Beck Oliver, my hair naturally looks hot!" He beamed.

"Man you're such a dick."

"Don't act like you don't like it." he smirked.

I glare menacingly at him, and but he wasn't looking at me.

"Jade what's that."

I followed his eyes to the pregnancy test I was too stupid to throw away.

"Huh, what is it?" He repeated when I didn't answer, but still I stay silent.

He walked over to me, and put his hand around my shoulder, and I flinched involuntarily.

"Is something wrong Jadey?"

"Besides the fact that you just called me Jadey?" I looked up at him.

"Yeah."

I sighed, "I was raped 3 weeks ago." I mumble.

"What, I didn't hear you?"

"I said I was raped." I said louder.

He stared at me, astonishment written all over his face, "OMG. No way." He whispered.

I spontaneously cried into his shoulder, "Yeah that's what I thought."

He rubbed circles into my back, and I added, "Plus I'm pregnant."

"Don't worry Jade, I'll help you raise this stranger's baby, and do you know why?"

"Because you can't get away from my charming personality?"

"Close, it's because I love you. I love you Jadelyn West, I love you as much as a horny 17 year old boy can. I'm like Spongebob and you're like my krabby patty, together WE ARE INVINCIBLE!" He stood up, placing his hands on his hips, attempting to imitate a superhero.

"You're such a sap." I grinned.

And they all loved happily ever after :D

Okay so, like I said this is SUPPOSED to be bad, and maybe a little funny (probably failed in tha department). I know I got the bad part down, but I'm not sure how funny it was. I've never really done a humorous story, so tell me what you think :)