Title: Prince Charming

Author: Magenta

Genre: PG/ Romance/ Fantasy

Pairing: Yuki x Shuichi, Tohma x Mika

Chapter 1: El El Namumelyn

Disclaimer: Gravitation is not mine. Thank you.

Notes: This fic is a major AU, and very groovy and twisted from the original plot. -_-; This fic have nothing to do with charmingness, it is entitled Prince Charming because itis based on the movie 'Prince Charming'. And, the time mentioned in this fic is all jumbled up, so, I decide it's parallel. So, don't boggle your mind, trying to figure out the time. Please patiently keep up with my craziness. ^ ^ Thank you.

Warning: OOC-ness and stupid grammatical and typing errors

Eiri Yuki, the blonde, tall, handsome prince of Melodia Empire was practicing his sword skills, alone, or you could say, with the invisible morning breeze, beneath a sakura tree at the garden in the Sonata Castle. As usual, his loyal follower, Tohma Seguchi will watch him practicing until evening. That's the routine of

Prince Yuki, but not with his own desire, but with his father's order.

So, if he didn't like fencing, what does he like? Women, beer, writing and reading. But his father didn't allow him to do all those things. So, boringly, he's practiced his sword skill. 'To be the ideal prince', his father said. Damn old man. He's only three steps away from the grave, how dare him ordering him to do this and that!

"Ouji-sama, his majesty wishes to meet you now," Tohma said to Yuki.

'Ch… Ordering me again… What does he think I am? A dog? That can be asked to do this trick and that?' But, he didn't speak out his mind; instead, he just walked away from his spot towards the palace.

"My son, Melodia is in great danger. War could break anytime." the King started a conversation. "To save Melodia from being attacked by Sonatine, you, as the Prince of Melodia must marry Princess Ayaka of Sonatine to prevent the war from breaking."

"What? Why must I marry a girl who I never meet? Who I never love?"

"Responsibility my son. Responsibility. You must carry out you duty as a prince, to save our loyal subjects. This is when the word 'altruism' is really useful."

"Save your loyal subject? Since when did you care about them, old man? The fact is, you're just being selfish, you just want to save your own throat from being slashed! You didn't even think about my happiness! Altruism? Since when did you learn such a high-leveled word anyway?" Yuki answered, angrily.

"EIRI!!!! How dare you talk to me like that!" the King's face is now red from burning anger.

"I dare to. I would never marry that princess! I'll run away from here!"

"Guards, lock the prince in his room! Don't let him escape and never took away your eyes from him even for a split second! And take Seguchi too! He's too loyal that he might help the prince to escape." The King commanded, both hands on his waist. Yuki struggled, tried to escape, but failed. Two guards was holding him, preventing him from running away. Tohma was also being captured, and both of them were being locked in Yuki's room.

"Let me out of here! As a Prince of Melodia, I order you to unlock this door and free me this instance!"

Silence. Tohma blinked. Then, Tohma blinked again. Then, Tohma blinked, blinked, and blinked. Twice. Then thrice. Yuki was VERY irritated, annoyed and angry. He, the almighty Prince Eiri Yuki of Melodia, the best swordsman in his country, the most handsome human on the land called Melodia, was being locked in his own exquisite room, with his loyal follower, who's also a BIG teaser, Tohma Seguchi, while being forced by his own self-centered father, to marry the not yet mature Princess Ayaka of Sonatine. Great. Just great. It's like nightmare came true. Couldn't it get any worse?

In anger, he slashed his sword at the door, but before the edge of his sword could reach the wooden door surface, a golden light sparkled from the door, producing a powerful force, making both Yuki and his sword spring back, and then fell on the floor unstylishly.

"Just as I suspect, ouji-sama. The King must have asked Wiseman to enchant some kind of magic on the door. That is so King-like."

"That darn old man!"

Wiseman, the mysterious man of Melodia. No one has ever seen his real face, not even the King. He is the Royal Sorcerer, who's practicing the prohibited black magic. Yuki didn't know the reason, why did his father trust that cunning sorcerer so much? He bet, even his marriage with Princess Ayaka was suggested

by that so-called 'Wiseman'.

"How about the window? We could climb down through the window!"

"Ouji-sama, even though we both are blondies, still, we're no Rapunzel. How can we climb down from the 100 feet building? I could almost see the cloud, ouji-sama"

"How about using the curtains and blanket?"

"Bubup… Wrong… There're not enough to climb down a 100 FEET building."

"And if even they're enough, I bet the 'Wiseman' also enchanted the windows, with the orders from my DEAR father."

"Now, what can we do, ouji-sama?" Tohma said, in a jeering tone.

"Shut you big mouth up, I'm thinking!"

"Oh… The ice prince is on fire… Better didn't pour more oil on him… Or else, I might be dead, killed by his ice glare…"

"If you still wanna see tomorrow's daylight, stop teasing me! Or else, I might kill you with my own bare hands!"

"Hmm… I wouldn't regret it, being killed by such a handsome prince…"

Tohma then received and icy glare with killing auras surrounding it. Tohma just smiled, and making Yuki even angrier. Why did he pick such a teaser to be his follower anyway? It's because, deep down in his heart, Yuki knew, Tohma is a very nice and a loyal person. Tohma would stay with him, whether he's in danger or inbad circumstances.

"Tohma, right now, I could really use your brilliant stupid lame ideas"

"No need to use them, ouji-sama. They're just stupid lame ideas, compared to your brilliant, creative, brave and dangerous escape plans."

"Tohma, I'm serious! You know magic right? Isn't there any magic to unlock the stupid door?"

"Open sesame?"

"This is not Aladdin's cave, Tohma."

"Then… How about…Open says me?"

An icy glare with a REALLY strong killing aura was all Tohma received from the blonde ice prince.

"Abra kadabra?"

"How the heck could I know? I'm a swordsman, not a magician!"

"Oh… I'll try… But I'm not sure if it will work…"

"It couldn't hurt to try, right?"

Tohma stand up, walking towards the thick wooden door. He drew a star on the door, moved away from it, and began chanting.

"Oh five Gods who ruled the five points of Polaris, grant my wish to unlocked this door, with thy great power! El El Namumelyn!"

A shining silvery light began striking from the star that Tohma just drew, in a split second; the whole door was surround by a silvery light…

"This light is called the Light of Hope, my dear ouji-sama…"

"Don't dear me…" Again, Tohma received an icy glare. An explosion occurred, followed by a striking bright silvery light. Both stared at the door, wide-eyed, with their jaws dropped on the floor.

"Yatta?" Tohma squeaked.

"No… The door's still locked. Why don't you try black magic instead of white?"

"It's prohibited, ouji-sama. More ever, I don't know how to…. ^_^ "

"How can you keep smiling at a situation like this?"

"Talent? ^^"

"Grrr… You're a dead meat, Tohma, DEAD MEAT!"

With that, our dear almighty Prince Yuki started a cat and mouse chase with Tohma, threatening to cut Tohma's pale throat with his trusty sword. Tohma keep running still; with a smiling face, and after a few tiring hours, they both had fallen asleep, out of exhaustion.

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The next day…

Yuki thanked The Gods silently, and he didn't care how many Gods exist in this very world, he's not a God believer anyway, but really; this morning he thanked the Gods for making an attached bathroom exist in his room. Because, he believe that his father wouldn't allow him to go out to the bathroom even if his room didn't have an attached bathroom. Meaning, he didn't have a specific place to do his private business. He rose up, snatched a towel and went straight to the bathroom. After a refreshing bath, Yuki kicked Tohma to wake him up from his peaceful sleep.

"Ohayou ouji-sama. What a rude way to wake somebody up from sleep"

"I'll do what I please, and you don't have the right to complain"

"Hai, hai, ouji-sama"

Tohma rose up, took another towel, and headed to the bathroom. While Tohma was taking a bath, our dear Prince Yuki was desperately thinking of an escape plan. Today is the last day for him to escape, because his wedding will be tonight. Tohma stepped out of the bathroom, fully dressed. Looking at his prince, he couldn't fight the urge to giggle.

"What are you giggling at?"

"You, ouji-sama"

"Hmph ... Tohma, I think I already figure out how to escape…" he said, with a smirk on his face. Tohma bend down a little, letting the prince whispered the plan to him. This is so exciting!

To be continued…

After notes:- El El Namumelyn means, 'God, Save Us!'. YnM fans, didn't you think this phrase is quite familiar? ^_~