Slade sat at his desk reviewing a folder entitled "Evil plan 187952". "Every time I bring out one of these, put it on flawlessly and almost finish, those damn kids always WIN!" he shouted to the empty room. Just then there was a knock at the door, "Who the..." another knock sounded. Exasperated Slade opened the door "Who are you and what do you..." Slade heard something metal swing through the air and hit him i the face, sending him flying. "Good thing I was wearing a metal mask." he said loosing consciousness.
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Robin sat on the sofa holding a GameStation controller trying to help Beast Boy and Cyborg beat some guy named Jieming Liu in a round of Halo. "3 against 1 and the dude's still winning by 17 points!" shouted Beast Boy "If you want to tell him that just bring up a voice call!" said cyborg. BB did exactly that putting on a head set he waited for his call to go through until "yeah" said the guy on the other phone. "Are you Jieming?" asked BB "yeah, what do you want?" said Jieming. "Take that evil idiot!" shouted Jieming on the phone as he killed Beast Boy's character. Beast Boy then began unintelligibly shouting until "Hello titans!" said a gay (slurred, higher...) from behind them they all turned around to see, standing in the doorway dressed like a normal person only he still wore his mask, holding a tray of muffins was Slade.