I have decided to throw my rejected ideas into one big pile and call it a fanfic.  Think of it as the "Bonus Features" on a DVD.  It's boring but you watch it anyway.

Kim Possible Ten Years Later:

Apocalypse Now… Questions Later

The First Chapter

            The scene opens on halted rush hour traffic.  The camera pans around and shows some cars until it finds one car.  It zooms in on it and we can see Kim driving and Ron ridding.

            Inside the car.

Ron:  Thanks for the ride, KP.  I can't believe someone stole my car!

Kim:  No big… I just can't believe how slow this traffic is moving!  Ron, can you see what's blocking traffic from your side?

            Ron sticks his head out the window.

            From Ron's point of view we can see someone far up the road dancing around like an idiot.  Cops are trying to wrangle him.  Ron leans back inside.

Ron:  Some crazy guy.  Starved for attention I guess.

Kim:  Yeah.  I think there is a mental institution around here.

            The roof of the car suddenly dents in and the roar of crunching metal can be heard.

Kim:  What was that?

            Kim gets out of the car and looks at the roof.

Kim:  Oh great!  It's like someone used my car as a trampoline!

            Kim looks around and notices several cars have their roofs dented.  The cars form a line from one side of the road to the other.

            Kim gets back inside.

Kim:  There has got to be a mental institution around here somewhere!  If I ever find who did this to my car I am going to…

            The car behind Kim's honks their car.

Kim:  Shut up!  I'm not the only one going slow!

Ron:  Kim, settle down.  No one likes to be around you when you get your road rage going on.

Kim:  You want some of this?

Ron:  No.

            Several hours later at the financial office of Mega Bank.

            Cut to the elevator doors.  They open to reveal Kim and Ron.

Kim:  That took way to long!

Ron:  Tell me about it!  Being with you for four hours!

            Kim gives Ron a look.

Ron:  Better get to work!

            Ron runs off camera.  Kim walks to her office and sits down at her computer.  Suddenly the Kimmunicator rings.

Kim:  No.  This better be something easy.

            Kim answers the Kimmunicator.

Kim:  What's going down, Wade?

Wade:  Oh nothing… Except Drakken is slowly ushering in the end of humanity as we know it!

Kim:  Is that all?

Wade:  This is serious, Kim!  Somehow Drakken erected an impenetrable energy field around the Club Banana H.Q. down on 5th street!

Kim:  5th street?  Ron and I were just there!  I don't remember anything weird happening… except someone tried to use my car as a stepping stone…

Wade:  Yeah… But listen to Drakken's ultimatum!

            Wade's face is replaced with Drakken's.

Drakken:  Hello, world… Remember me?  I had just recently tried to destroy the earth with a giant laser pointed at the moon.  Doesn't ring a bell, eh?  Well… I'm back!  Same scheme, too.  But with a twist!  I have developed a tractor beam so precise that I can control which city I want the moon rocks to hit.  So, unless you want a lunar licking I suggest you hand over complete control of the world to me!  I think I may just give you a little sample…  Heads up, California!

            Drakken's face is replaced with Wade's again.

Wade:  This is a total disaster!  Check this latest satellite photo of the moon.

            On the screen is a picture of the moon.  But a chunk of it is cut out and being pulled towards the earth by a green beam.

Kim:  But how?  I thought Drakken was in prison!

Wade:  That's the thing, Kim.  He is still in that prison.  No reports of a break out.  He is even on the security cameras.

Kim:  It can't be!  Patch me in to Drakken's cell… I want to make sure.

Drakken:  Hello?

Kim:  Dr. Drakken?

Drakken:  Yes.  Who is this?

Kim:  It's Kim.

Drakken:  Kim Personal!

Kim:  Hey.  You remembered the name change.

Drakken:  What do you want?

Kim:  Well… It seems you are about to destroy California with a big chunk of the moon.

Drakken:  Really?  Good for me.  (Beat)  Wait a second!  I'm not doing that!  I'm in prison!  I don't need your prank calls, Kimberly!

            Drakken hangs up.

Kim:  This doesn't make any sense!  It makes less sense than "Vanilla Sky"!

Wade:  Nothing can make less sense than "Vanilla Sky", Kim.

Kim:  So what do we do?

Wade:  Well.  That energy field is, in fact, impenetrable… and we only have about an hour before the moon chunk hits California…

Kim:  This doesn't sound like the makings of a plan…

Wade:  There really is only one course of action… Your father has been working on something at the space center that should help you out.

Kim:  What?

Wade:  Sorry, Kim.  I'm sworn to secrecy.  Better get moving.

            The Kimmunicator turns off.  Kim exists her office quickly.  She makes her way to the elevator.

Kim:  Ron!  Come with me!

            Ron runs to Kim and they get in the elevator.

Ron:  What's up, Kim?

            The elevator doors close.

            Cut to the outside of Mega Bank.  Kim and Ron come out to the street.

Ron:  That doesn't make any sense!  It makes less sense than "Vanilla Sky"!  I take that back… nothing can make less sense than "Vanilla Sky".

Kim:  Yeah!  Well, we gotta hurry!

            Kim and Ron get in Kim's car.  It speeds off.

            Cut to the inside of the Space Center.  Kim, Ron, and father Dr. Possible are walking along in a hallway.

Dr. Possible:  I'm sorry, Kim.  But that doesn't make a lot of sense.  It makes less sense than, "Total Recall".

Ron:  "Total Recall" made perfect sense!

Dr. Possible:  Yeah.  After you watch it 20 times.

            They come to a security checkpoint.  There is a huge metal door.  Dr. Possible slides a card through the card reader.  The door opens.  They continue walking.

Kim:  So what is this top secret project?

Dr. Possible:  I'll let the project leader handle that.

Ron:  Who's the leader?

            They come to another checkpoint.  Dr. P. slides the card through the reader and the door opens to reveal Dr. Fen.

Kim:  Dr. Fen?

Dr. Fen:  Hello, Kim!  I'm happy to see you after all this time!

Ron:  Happy?  She exposed you as a fraud!  She foiled your plot for revenge!  How can you be happy?

Dr. Fen:  Because without Kim I would have never found the field I am actually an expert in… Temporal science!

Ron:  What science?

Dr. Fen:  Temporal Science.  Time travel…

Kim:  Time travel, eh?

Ron:  Time travel!  We have to travel through time?  But I don't want to!

Kim:  Apparently it's the only way…

Ron:  But remember what happened to me last time we traveled through time?

            Ron's eyes move to the corner.  The screen gets all wavy to connote a flashback.  In it we see Ron sitting at a bar with a drunk Josef Stalin.

Stalin:  This guy!  I love this guy!  And you know what that means!

Ron:  What?

Stalin:  I have to kill you!

            Stalin reacts to something off screen.

Stalin:  You want some of this?

            Stalin tries to get off the stool but falls off.

Stalin:  Little help…

            Ron looks down at Stalin and back up.  Suddenly Ron points off screen.

Ron:  Hey, Hitler!  I thought I told you no tap-dancing on the bar!

            We hear a crash.

Hitler (O/S):  Little help…

            Cut back to reality.

Kim:  You wouldn't keep having that problem if you'd stop taking people to bars!

Ron:  Never thought of it that way…  But time travel, Kim!  We don't even know when and where to go!

Dr. Fen:  That shouldn't be a problem.  You can be teleported anywhere within a 20 mile radius from here.  And you can travel back in time only one week.

Kim:  Is it safe?

Dr. Fen:  Perfectly safe!  The only problem we ever had was that you will come out the other end without clothes.

Ron:  Without clothes?  Shouldn't be a problem for Rufus.

Dr. Fen:  Don't worry.  We fixed that anomaly weeks ago.

            Ron looks Kim over from head to toe.

Ron:  (Dejected)  Great…  We get to keep our clothes…

Dr Possible:  (Clears throat)

Ron:  I think we should get time traveling.

            Dr. P. looks at his watch.

Dr. Possible:  Whoa!  Better get going.

Ron:  Where?

Dr. Possible:  I have to go set up the next launch.

Kim:  Launch for what?  Part of the moon is about hit California.

Dr. Possible:  That's what it's about.  We are going to send up some astronauts with a bunch of rockets and try and fly it away from the Earth.  Now I really have to be going.

            Dr. P. walks away.

Kim:  So where is the time machine, Fen?

Fen:  It's behind this curtain.

            Fen reaches over and pulls the curtain off of something to reveal a large metal sphere thing.

Ron:  Cool.  But why a large metal sphere thing?

Fen:  After years of extensive research we concluded that the sphere is the most sci-fi like shape!  Now if you'll just put your hands on the sphere we can send you back.

            Kim and Ron put their hands on the sphere.  Fen pulls some huge lever and the sphere starts to glow.  Sparks engulf the two and they disappear.

Fen:  Hmm.  It actually worked.

            Cut to Drakken's cell.  He hears foot steps.

Drakken:  Oh great… It better not be that Clarice again!  I can't stand the way she talks!

            Drakken stands up to face the hallway.  The footsteps grow louder.  Finally Shego walks into view.

Drakken:  Shego?  Aren't you in prison!

Shego:  Yeah.  But I broke out.

Drakken:  Good… How's about breakin' me out, too?

Shego:  Okay.

            Shego breaks the bars with her glowing glove power.

Drakken:  That is one handy pair of gloves!

Shego:  We don't have to time to talk, Drakken!  I'll explain on the way.

Drakken:  Way to where?

            Shego tosses a small metallic ball towards Drakken.  He catches it.  Sparks fly from it and he disappears.  Shego holds up another metallic ball and it shoots sparks around her and she disappears.

The Confusing Act I Ending!

(Does "Vanilla Sky" make sense to anyone?)