Lucy sighed as she walked back to the apartment. Her last job had granted her enough money to pay the rent, which definitely gave her some peace of mind. "Another month in my cozy little house..." she said. "Maybe I'll have Cancer give me a little trim later!" Yeah, that would be just the right thing to celebrate with, she thought. Lucy searched in her bag for a second and pulled out her key. After Cancer have her a gorgeous haircut, what would she do? It was 4 o' clock now, after the trim she would probably need dinner and then she would work on her... Special project, the novel.
God, why isn't the key fitting? Maybe I have it upside down or something-
Lucy looked down at the key. "AGHHHH! It's a celestial key, and Aquarius's at that!"
"Ugh, I'm going to be fish food..."
Lucy fished around for the real key. "God, where the heck is it?"
"It's not like someone STOLE it or something."
Crap.
Wait a second... Was that people she heard? In her freaking house? "What happened to the notion of your house being YOUR house and not some random place for your friends to meet?"Lucy pounded on the door. "Let me in!" The door opened and a completely guiltless looking Natsu opened up. "Yo, Lucy, we borrowed the key to the house, we had to get past the burglar alarm or the police would be breathing down..."
Lucy gave him the evil aura and pushed past him and sighed.
"Gray. Clothes."
"What? Argh!"
God, Lucy thought, Erza is the only somewhat sane person-
"Oh my god, Lucy, I didn't even know underwear like this existed. How do you wear this kind of stuff-"
"EEEEEERZAA! Put that back!"
Nope, I take that back, Erza is just as insane as the others...
"Why are you guys even here anyways? The landlord complains about the noise whenever you guys are over and he might charge me extra. 70,000 jewel is enough, thank you."
They had better have a damn good reason for coming here or I am going to make them pay the extra that he charges...
"Well..." Gray started
"WE'RE HAVING A SLEEP OVER!" Natsu exclaimed.
"Aye!" said Happy.
"Oh wow," Gray said sarcastically, "Great way to get her aboard on the idea."
The boys were head to head.
"You wanna go at it slanty eyes?"
"I'm all fired up, squinty eyes."
"Stop it." Erza said, giving them the evil eye.
"Aye aye sir!" Giving them a look of slight disgust, Erza continued the explanation.
"Since we are now Fairy Tail's greatest team, Nat- WE thought it would be a good idea to celebrate with a sleepover party."
"Why wasn't I informed?"
"Well, we only really thought of it a few minutes ago..."
Lucy sighed. Typical.
"Why couldn't we have it somewhere else? And that still doesn't explain how you got my key."
Erza looked a bit guilty for a second.
"My house is being treated for an... Ant infestation."
Natsu went next. "Happy messed up my place."
"Aye, sir!"
Gray shrugged. "Erza just told me to come. I thought you knew."
Lucy stared daggers at Erza who was making a somewhat sheepish face.
God, there go my plans of a relaxing afternoon.
And a haircut.
"Gah," Lucy said, "I guess we can have the sleepover, but if my landlord complains about the noise, you all have to pay the extra he'll charge." "YIPPEE!" Natsu yelled.
"Shhhhh!" the others said.
After everyone got set up, Lucy was seriously considering kicking them out and making them pay what the landlord charged anyway. He had come up to complain, not once, but TWICE about the noise. Erza was not helping one bit. All she did was add to the noise by yelling "SHUT UP!"
"Alright," Lucy said after everyone was FINALLY calm, "What's a game we can play?"
What's a game that no one will get hurt doing? Lucy sweatdropped.
"PILLOW FIGHT!" Natsu instinctively yelled.
"GAHHHH!" Lucy yelled, Someone will definitely get hurt with that!
"Lets, um, save that for later..."
"Erza? Gray? Happy? Any suggestions?"
Gray shook his head.
"How about fish in the middle?"
Everyone sweatdropped a bit at Happy's idea.
"You are way to obsessed with fish..." Lucy groaned.
"There's always been a game I wanted to play..." Erza said thoughtfully.
"What is it?" Lucy, Gray, and Natsu said at the same time.
Please not darts, Lucy prayed silently, The last time we did that it was an absolute disaster...
"Truth or Dare." Erza finished.
"WHAT?" everyone said.
Erza looked slightly miffed. "It's a traditional sleepover game. I've never actually played it, but I do know the rules."
Yes!, Lucy thought, It's not violent, no one can get hurt unless someone gets in a fight or someone dares someone to do something dangerous, but no normal person would do that!
"OK, Gray," Natsu said, "I dare you to stomp a hole in the floor!"
"NO NO, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!" Lucy screamed.
Oh wait. This crowd isn't normal. This is Fairy Tail.
Erza gave Natsu the Death Stare.
"OK," Lucy jumped in, "Let me explain the rules. Someone spins the bottle on the floor right here, and whoever it lands on gets to spin the bottle again and say, 'Truth or Dare?' to whoever it lands on. For example," Lucy spun the bottle, "Erza, Truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
"Alright, Erza picked Truth. I will ask her a question and she will have to answer truthfully. Erza, what was the last kind of armor you requipped?"
"I requipped my Heart Kreuz armor couple days ago." Erza replied happily.
"If she had chosen Dare," Lucy continued, "I would say something she had to do. The asker can say whether the person has to do it now or the next day. And one other thing," Lucy added as something of an afterthought, "You can't make the person do something that would physically harm them or tarnish their reputation. Clear?"
"Aye sir!" said Happy.
The others nodded.
"Alright, I started, so Erza, you spin."
"Ok... Natsu! Truth or Dare?"
"Dare, of course!"
"Ok..." Erza thought for a second. "I dare you to burn a hole in Lucy's floor without destroying anything else."
"Wait, NO!" Lucy yelled, "NO DESTRUCTION OF OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY!"
Erza gave her a slightly reproachful look, but said, "Cancel that, I dare you to... Hmm, oh, I know. Natsu, I dare you to drink your glass of milk in less than 20 seconds."
Lucy sighed. That was kind of a violation of the no physical harm rule, but she had already stopped Erza once and this was probably the best she would get. Natsu grinned and started chugging his milk that Lucy had somewhat reproachfully gotten them all upon request.
"Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug," Happy chanted. He faded out when no one else actually joined in.
"Ah!" Natsu slammed his mug back on the ground, causing Lucy to squeal, "Don't break it!"
"What was my time?" he asked.
Erza checked the stopwatch.
"19 seconds. You made it."
"Yay!" Happy said.
"Ok, Natsu, you spin."
He reached over and spun.
"Lucy! Truth or Dare?"
Ugh, he's probably going to make me do something horrible if I choose Dare. I should probably just stick to truth, she thought.
"Truth."
"What type and color of underwear are you wearing right now?"
"Natsu!" Lucy shrieked.
"You have to tell us," he said, somewhat triumphantly, "We're all waiting."
Lucy shifted uncomfortably and blushed. "It's, um, a pink thong."
Gray, Natsu, and Erza all laughed. "Hey! Shut up! You're just as bad as Taurus!"
Those stupid, dirty, perverted...
After they had "recovered" somewhat, Erza said, "Your turn to spin Lucy!"
Hi, sorry to end on such an abrupt note, but I had to stop soon or it would be way too long. Guess this isn't a oneshot after all, but it won't be too many chapters. There wasn't much of Gray or Juvia in this chapter, but trust me, there will be more of them later. Please favorite, review and follow, I love advice and I would love some suggestions for my Blair story (and this one too, I guess!). If you want me to write about a certain anime, please feel free to message me or leave it in your review. Just a note, I have only watched FUNimation animes. I am planning to watch Death Note, Fruits Baskets, Chobits, and Darker than Black soon. So yeah. Message me with recommendations, I can always use them, and reviews and suggestions, and I am now babbling... See you soon with a new chapter! Bye!
