You might be a band geek if: 1-20
By the Pendleton County High Tuba player and flute/piccolo player of 2010.
If all your friends are in band.
If the majority of your memories are from band.
If more than half of the shirts you own are band shirts.
If you mark the days off your calendar until you have band camp.
If you and your friends name you instruments.
If you carry your mouthpiece in your purse.
If your favorite teacher is your band director.
If the only school group your in is band.
If you've been in band more that 4 years.
If your mom makes you a blanket with a picture of your instrument on it.
If the first question you ask when meeting people is "Are you in band".
If you wanted to be in band for as long as you can remember.
If you yell at people for dissing the band.
If you diss the football team because you're in band.
If you have dreams about band.
If you only talk about other band members.
If you carry valve oil in your purse.
If you only buy two pairs of shoes a year and one pair is for band.
If you read books about instruments.
If you try to get a job for a clarinetist so he won't quit band.
If you spend more money on band than you do on anything else.
If the only trips you take have to do with band.
If you cheer for the opposing team because you like their band.
If the only name some people know you by is what instrument you play.
If your parents only let you stay at other band members houses.
If you pick on people for not being in band.
If you categorize band members by how long they have been in band.
If you refer to other band members has "instrument holders".
If you fight over who is going to make drum major.
If you are the campaign manager for who is trying out for drum major.
If your top eight on myspace contain more than five band members.
If the only reason you know people from other schools is because you met them at band ratings.
If last and not least you make a list that says "you might be a band geek if.."