"OMG! The Teletubies are wild!" scream Dora the Explorer. All of a sudden Po body slams Dora, killing her in an instant. On the other side of Kiddie Land Central, Barney is sitting under a lamp post with a bloody hole in his stomach. He has been stabbed by Dipsy's antenna. The Dough Boy comes and sits by Barney. They start a conversation "so barney.been stabbed by the Teletubies?" said the Dough Boy "whatcha think fool? Barney snaps "ooo.sad.hahaha! Well I am unhurtable!" shouts the Dough Boy running. He drops a piece of his dough. Barney picks it up and stuff his hole with it "im gunna get that teletubie" says Barney in an evil whisper.

Po runs around in circles screaming "now our show will be the most popular kid show!!!!". Po slips on Dora's body then starts to cry. Tinky Winky comes to Po's aid. He kisses the booboo. Po thanks Tinky Winky then gets gasoline and cover's Big Bird with it then runs away laughing "what the heck? If he aint gunna set me on fire then why put gasoline on me?" questions Big Bird. Suddenly Laa Laa speeds up his tricycle to Big Bird with a little match. He throws the match to Big Bird. Big Bird runs around screaming. He stops, drops, and rolls. All teletubies gather up next to the Land's statue then start to laugh very evil like while they look at the damages they made. Will some one stop them before they destroy and kill all kiddie characters in the world? Find out in episode 2.

These characters are not mine Barney Teletubies Dora the Explorer Dough Boy Big Bird