Sora (the writer): Hi! Here it is! The first new storeh of the collaboration of the Dark Sisters! Consisting of me! Sora, and my friend/sister Engetsu! –whispers- We're going to be in the story later! Yay!

Engetsu: whacks the back of Sora's head you idiot, that was supposed to be a surprise.

Sora: Sorry. –gives trademark Sora pout-

Engetsu: rolls eyes Anyways, we both have our own accounts, so check those out. She's Kaleena55, and I'm Layelleswen. When we met, she was obsessed with Kingdom Hearts, and I was obsessed with Harry Potter. We still are (we met a couple months ago) and so we started this fic. Originally, it was going to be a Kingdom Hearts fic, but she suggested we do a cross over. And, well, here's the result of our insanity. This would be why you're not supposed to have sugar for breakfast. So with out any adu, here's chapter 1 of 'Results of Insanity.'

Sora: But before we start, a few things! (1) Long chapter this is. (2) We don't like Kairi and she will be dissed. (3) There is yaoi in this! A lot in fact, and if you don't know what that is, it is sexual relationships between two men. The couples are HarryxDraco, RikuxSora, WakkaxTydus, and maybe some more. We're not sure who else yet but, yeah. (4) The six people from Destiny Islands have the mindset of the characters in FFVIII. If you haven't played this game, you probably don't know what they're talking about. (5) For your future warningness ... this was made while we, the writers, were hyper and had lots of chocolate for breakfast on Halloween. This story is also almost completely random. (6) Happy reading! –waves to the victims ... erm ... happy viewers of insanity-

Results of Insanity

Chapter 1: The Unexpected Trip

By the Dark Sisters

Engetsu: Disclaimer: I own Harry Potter and co., while Sora owns Kingdom Hearts. I am also an elf, while she's a demon. Then we realize that for the time being, we're stuck as humans in high school, and don't have much money. Wanna sue? I think I got twenty cents, but that's about it.

Harry sat on the porch of the Shrieking Shack, looking at a brochure to a cabin in Antarctica. It was unknown to the muggle world that there was a small colony living in an Antarctic plane on said continent. He looked up as Draco stepped on the porch. "Hey."

"Hey."

"Ready to go?"

"Yeah." Draco set his bag on the porch. "You?"

"Yeah." Harry grabbed his bag, which was sitting beside them. "This looks like a good one. What do you think?"

"Sounds good. Lets go." Harry stood up and Draco picked up his bag. They pulled out their wands and apparated. One problem. They were still there. Harry turned to Draco.

"What the HELL happened, Draco?"

"I have no idea." Suddenly, they heard a "pop" and there was a flash of light. They turned around and saw six strangely dressed people standing in front of them.

"Bloody HELL."

"Ah! Who are you?" One of the four boys of the group said.

"Hurry up, protect the others!" Another said.

"Right." The first one said and nodded.

They both jumped in front of the other four people and were suddenly wielding two very weird and pretty unworldly weapons, an oversized key and a weird looking wing with an eye in the handle.

Harry pulled out his wand. "Petrificus totalis."

"Stopara!" The first boy that had talked countered.

"Damn it, Harry." Draco shook his head.

"Here Sora." The second boy who had talked said and tossed an Eye Drops potion to him. Sora went back into his regular stance.

"Thanks Riku!" Sora said to Riku and smiled at him.

"Finite Incantatem."

"Thanks, Draco."

"Sure."

"Firaga." Sora said, aiming at Harry.

"Incindio." Draco and Riku both sighed, as if to say 'Why me?'

Sora turned the Keyblade (or the oversized the key if you please) up at the sky and yelled "Curaga."

"What the HELL?" Harry shouted.

"Curaga, baka! Gravity!" Sora yelled and Harry fell instantly to the ground.

"Finite Incatatem. Expelliarmus." Both Harry's wand and Sora's blade flew to Draco's hand. "You listen and you listen good. I've been talking with Riku here, and apparently our apparating spells messed up and brought them here. I have no idea how, but none of us pose a threat except for you two, because you see each other as a threat."

"Exactly." Riku said. "Now apologize and make up." Harry blushed. Draco turned to Riku.

"You don't want him to do that."

"Why?"

"Make up equals sex."

"Oh. Right."

During this time Sora held out his hand and his keyblade disappeared from Dracos' hand and into his. Then it disappeared from his hand into golden spirally dust. Riku's blade also disappeared into spirally dust, this time it was purple.

Sora put his hand behind his neck and turned to Harry and bowed his head. "I'm sorry, erm, Harry?"

Harry turned to Draco. "Please don't say I have to do what you and I do with him."

"Oh man, no! He's mine!" Riku said. "Just say the word sorry, it's not that hard."

"Do I have to scream and moan?"

"No."

"Sorry, er, what's-your-face."

"The name's Sora." Sora said.

"Who's everyone else?"

"Well, that's Riku, no touchy. That's Kairi, she arrived on our island from this weird meteor shower, it was weird. That's Selphie, she's the queen of hyper city. That's Tydus, he arrived at our island from this city called Zanarkand from 1000 years ago and Wakka, which is him, led him into our town. They're, like, attached at the hip. It's a bit scary." Sora said, pointing out each person in turn.

Harry turned to Draco. "Sounds like Dean and Seamus."

"And Crabbe and Goyle."

"I thought we agreed never to mention their sexual relationship."

"Same with Thomas and Finnigan."

"Good point."

"Well, umm, anyways. Where are we?" Riku asked.

"We're just outside of Hogsmeade, which is a wizarding town in Scotland. We aren't that far from Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry." Draco replied.

"Dumbledore's going to want to hear about this." Harry said.

"Is Dumbldore your headmaster?" Sora asked.

"Where's Scotland?" Riku asked.

"In Europe. What, have the intelligence of a troll?" Draco's snobby, aristocratic side was starting to show after being the calm, reasonable one for so long that day.

"Europe? What's Europe?"

"A continent."

"What's a continent?" Sora asked.

"You idiot!" Riku said and smacked the back of Sora's head.

"Ow! Hey!" Sora said and grabbed at his neck.

"Okay, it's like where the main island is right? Balamb and the garden, remember? Galbadia is on a continent, along with the Desert Prison and Dollet. And then there is Esthar on the largest continent."

"Oh!! Okay! I get it now!" Sora exclaimed and smiled.

Harry leaned over to whisper in Draco's ear. "What are they talking about?"

"I have NO idea."

"Maybe Dumbledore will know."

"He had better know!"

"Know what?" Sora asked curiously.

"What the hell is going on. What the hell you're talking about. When the hell this is over." Draco started ticking them off on his hand.

"Okay, stop. Where is this Dumbledore person?" Riku asked.

"At our school. He's the headmaster."

"What's a ... school?" Sora asked.

"A place where you learn."

"Oh! You mean a Garden?"

"No, a garden is where you plant flowers that need to die." Harry said. Then he muttered, "or in Aunt Petunia's case, you also throw in some patches of grass, for a more 'natural' look."

"No ... A Garden is where you learn to become a SeeD." Riku said.

"Whoa! Your Aunt owns a Garden?! She must be so rich." Sora said.

Harry turned to Draco. "No, the troll is smarter."

"Hey! Was that an insult?"

"Yeah, let's just hope Dumbledore can straighten things out in time for our romantic vacation."

"Calm down Sora. Okay, let's split into groups on the way. We'll separate into groups of three with regular amounts of experience."

"But, Riku, we don't know where their Garden is."

"We'll get directions."

"Why split into groups? If Death Eaters attack, you'll die without us, oh, wait that's a good thing." Draco said.

"And few things in Hogwarts actually stay the same, there aren't any monsters, unless you enter the forbidden forest. Since we aren't, it would be better and safer to stay together." Harry said, logically.

"Of course there are monsters you baka! Haven't you seen the effects of the last Lunar Cry? It only happened about a month ago." Sora said.

"What the hell is a Lunar Cry? You aren't related to Trelawny, the old bat. She's as phony as they come! No, things here are much different from where you live, we proved it with the school-garden issue."

"Don't you know? The lunar plane is a plane of monsters. The Lunar Cry happens whenever the monsters gather into one place and drop down to Earth. Thus, the Lunar Cry." Sora answered.

"Yep, the troll is a scholar compared to these people."

"Hey! ... ... What's a troll?"

"Harry's right. Quit arguing and follow us. Harry isn't there a way into the shrieking shack? I know there's a path there, Snape told me."

"We could always break in." and with that, Harry tore some of the boards covering the windows down and climbed in. "It's the safest way, the full moon isn't for two weeks, unless you're all chicken?"

"Ooooooooooooooo! What happens on the Full moon? Is it haunted?" Selphie squealed for the first time.

"No, Selphie, it isn't. Most likely anyway." Kairi answered her.

"How would you know?" Tydus asked.

"She knows everything, ya?" Wakka whispered to Tydus and he nodded in agreement.

"Werewolves turn into their wolf forms during the full moon, otherwise they're just like normal humans. They're just sicker around the full moon. However, there is now a potion called wolfsbane that allows them to keep their human mind during the transformation. Then they're just as harmless as usual." Harry recited, sounding a lot like his know-it-all-friend Hermione.

"Okay then." Riku said with a brow raised.

"Don't listen to them, they're crazy." Sora whispered to him and Riku nodded as an answer.

"Let's lock them in with Remus on the next full moon. That would prove our point, that trolls are as intelligent as Dumbledore and Flammel combined compared to them." Harry said.

"C'mon, let's go already." And Draco climbed in through the hole Harry had made. "You coming?"

"Yay!" Selphie squealed and jumped in the window. Then Wakka and Tydus went in, reluctantly followed by Kairi.

"Crap! I broke a nail!" Kairi yelled. Sora slapped his forehead and Riku groaned.

"Reparo." Harry said and you could hear Kairi squeal and Harry yell for his life. "Ah! Get her away from me!"

"And that's why I don't help people, except for you."

"Last time my butt hurt, you made me have sex with you, and you where on top!!"

"My point exactly!"

"Like I said, they're crazy." Sora said and then climbed in the window while Riku followed. Harry mended the window. If anyone saw the shack later, they'd never know what had expired there, except for the scorch marks on the porch.

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