Dear Itachi,
I would just like to inform you, that just because you and I were born of the same mother, doesn't mean that I have to love you. In fact I don't love you. I don't even like you. In fact I hate you. You are so high up on your pedestal to notice the cries I made when you would strike me. I have both mental and physical scars and bruises because of your abuse.
People used to tell me that I would learn to love you, my older brother. I never believed them, I still don't. You see it never happened. I still loathe you, and I know it will last forever... My hatred for you. Over the years it has grown like a tumor in the pit of my stomach, never fading or completely going away, no matter how much medication I took for it. I tried to love someone to get it to go away... That didn't help. Of course it didn't. No, I came home to see Mother on the floor, practically bathing in her own blood. She and Father- Ignorant Father- and the rest of our putrid clan. Then, like the good brother you are, you showed me how you killed them all.
But guess what, Itachi! I have found another! He and I have fell in love and are now best friends, lovers, and room-mates. Sure I can't restore the clan with him but you can- Oh wait a minute. You and that fish man are together right? How is that working out for you? It seems like it would be kind of difficult... There are rumors going around the village. People are saying that he is the dominate one, and that he has two of what most men have one of... is it true? Well also I have a question... Do the scales get in the way? They seem like they would scar... I hope they do! Well... Naruto is great! He is my boy friend.
We have to leave the village, Naruto and I. The village is a total homophobic kind of place. They don't allow gay people to stay in the village. Naruto, Kakashi, Iruka, Genma, Lee, and others are leaving the village to go to Suna. In Suna there are gays. They are allowed because Gaara, the Kazekage is with Lee, from our village. We are all planning on going there.
Well, I'll see you when I see you. Please come meet Naruto and I in Suna... I think I might propose soon. Do you think I should? Well bye!
Your Brother,
Sasuke Uchiha
P.s.- Naruto says that if he see you before me, he is going to kill you for touching me... and hi.
P.s.s- I hate you.