The Zelda Slumber Party
(Note: I'm pretending that all the characters (except Saria) and my self are 12 years old)
Lil-Miaka: HEY! Welcome to the party Zelda! Oh! Hey there Saria (she's 8)! Now every one is here! And I don't own Zelda!
Zelda: What?
LilMiaka: I have to say that, this is a Fan-fic. Now Pretend I didn't say that!
Zelda: I-is Link here?
Lil-Miaka: Yeah, Why?
(Zelda Stiffens up)
Lil-Miaka: OH! Yea! Sorry I forgot…
Link: What? What did you forget?…OH! Hi Zelda!
Zelda: (Blushes) Hi… :)
(Saria runs to the living room)
Lil-Miaka: HEY! Saria, Wait!
Link: Whew! Ya' Know Lil-Miaka (laughs nervously) I'm glad ALL the guests are here…At first I thought you invited-
Familiar voice: I'm HERE! OH! IS THAT MY LINKY-POO!
(Incase you didn't guess, it was princess Ruto! DUN DUN DUUUUN!)
Link: (whispering) I thought you sent her the FAKE invitation!
Lil-Miaka: (Also whispering) I DID!
Ruto: (Giggles) I can't believe it the invitation said the party was in Antarctica! Good thing I called your mom Lil-Miaka!
Lil-Miaka: I don't own KND!…ignore that.
Ruto: Link! I got the letter you wrote me…but…I couldn't read it.
Zelda: That was a restraining order.
Ruto: SHUTUP! YOUR JUST JELOUS…ALL THE GIRLS THAT HAVE INSALTED ME! (Wraps her arm around Link)
Link: (Struggles out of Ruto's grip.) Um…I'll go to the…living room…
Ruto: He's Shy.
(Ruto, Zelda, and Lil-Miaka join link and the others in the living room)
Malon: Finally the party starts
Nabooru: Woo! Bring out the snacks!
Impa: (She's 14) Hey calm down!
Lil-Miaka: HEY! It's MY birthday party and I say FREAKOUT!
(Everyone begins to dance to the song "Freakout" but soon it is interrupted by an uncomfortably Familiar voice)
Man! You guys woke me up!
Link: No… Lil-Miaka! You didn't?
Lil-Miaka: No I didn't!
(The person…was… even worse than Ruto …drumroll…GANONDORF!DUN DUN DUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! And he was15)
Link: WHY TODAY!
Ganondorf: Cut the drama…and call me Ganon!
Lil-Miaka: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! YOU WHERN'T INVITED!
Ganon: Chill dude. I'm EVIL!(BOOM BOOM!) I don't need an invitation. MWHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAA!
Link: Can I please? (Is holding his sword)
Lil-Miaka: NO!
Saria: Well I'm not going to let him ruin the party! Lets party anyway.
Every one but Ganon: YEA!
(Lil-Miaka breaks out the snacks)
Impa: Um…Saria mabie you shouldn't drink so much soda…you know how you get when you eat sugar!
Saria: Please I only-SUGAR RUSH!(Starts running all around)
Zelda: UH-OH! DUCK AND COVER!
Link: Wha- (Saria runs into him but don't stop) AAAAAAAGH! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! HOOOW DOOO YOOUUU STOOOP THIIIS TIIIIING!
Lil-Miaka grabs his arm and gets him away from Saria, who runs into Ganon.
Lil-Miaka: Wow! That was FUNNY!
A little wile later…
Lil-Miaka: HEY! FUN GAME UP STAIRS! MY IDEA! TRUST ME YOU'LL LOVE IT!
Everyone runs up stairs
Lil-Miaka: Okay. The name of the game is truthor dare! I'll start, (Giggle) Liiiiiink?
Link: OH NO! Na-uh! NO!
Lil-Miaka: FINE! Ganon, Truth or Dare?
Ganon: Dare me sucker!
Lil-Miaka: Okay! I dare you to raid my moms dresser find one of her bras and put it on your head
Ganon: (Gaping) your kidding right?
Lil-Miaka: You chose DARE! You have to!
Ganon: Sigh okay… (Leaves room)
Lil-Miaka: Ok now, while he's doing that…Saria you go!
Saria: Okay…Um…Ruto! Truth or DARE?
Ruto: Um…Oh! Dare!
Saria: Okay! I dare you to go outside running like a madman and yelling, "I'M A GUPPIE!"(Winks at Lil-Miaka
Ruto: Okay:)
After Ruto ran outside Lil-Miaka locked the door
Then Ganondorf came back with a bra on his head, everyone else cracked up
Lil-Miaka: OKAY! Link! Truth or DARE?
Link: Okay! Truth!
Lil-Miaka: Do you…LIKE like…Zelda?
Link: Well…uh…I…um…ya' see….y…n…I…YES!
Zelda: YAHOOOO! I love you Link:D:) -
Lil-Miaka: (dose the electric-slide) YEAH! TAKE THAT MALINKERS! WHO-HOO, WHO-HOO, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, MY BIRTHDAY… What do ya' know it really is my birthday!
Malon: (shoots eye daggers at Lil-Miaka) I can't believe it! You are a ZeLinker!
Lil-Miaka: Yea! I AM! And if you got a problem with that…
(Next thing you know Malon has bean T.P.ed)
Lil-Miaka's mom: Ember! Pizza's here!
Lil-Miaka: MOM! Around my friends it's "Lil-Miaka"
Lil-Miaka's mom: You really liked Fishugi Yugi that much!
Lil-Miaka: Yesh! You sound like Navi! Who, thankfully, is NOT here!
(Every one goes down stairs for pizza except Malon, who was still T.P.ed)
Lil-Miaka: Hey I got a movie you guys will LOVE! "The Princess Bride"
Zelda: MY FAVORET!
(After the movie)
Lil-Miaka: I always love to watch that movie! "Life is pain! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." HA!
Link: Hey isn't it about time for CAKE?
Impa: …and presents?
Lil-Miaka: Yeah! It is! YAY!
Saria: (Carrying the cake) Here you go.
Everyone but Link and Lil-Miaka:
Happy Birthday to you…
Happy Birthday TO you…
Happy Birthday dear Lil-Miaka…
Happy Birthday to YOU!
Wile Link sang:
Happy Birthday to you…
You live in a zoo…
You look like moblin…
AAAAND
You smell like one too
Zelda: LINK!
Link: Sorry…
Lil-Miaka: It's okay! LETS EAT CAKE!
(After eating cake)
L-M's mom: Time for presents
(Warning: Irony located ahead!)
Zelda: Here open mine!
Lil-Miaka: Okay! (Rips it open) WOW! A TRIFORCE TROPHY!
Zelda: Yeah! You will always think of Hyrule when you look at it!
Impa: Open Mine next!
(And she opened Impa's, and Saria's, and Nabooru's.)
Link: Now open mine!
Lil-Miaka: OOOO! (Opens it) WOW! "The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker"!…Uh-Oh…
Link: What? Is something wrong?
Lil-Miaka: Well…This means the next Zelda Slumber Party will have WW characters!
Link: OH!
(The next morning, Ruto had a melt down seeing Link and Zelda holding hands)