The title speaks for itself, THIS IS FUCKING GOLDEN. ENJOY.

X men chaakres abd erik 3333

Onxw ipon a time there were two gay mutants called charlles and erik. They were un loove with each othe cinse the dawn of time and they had freq uent butsexxx]

One day on e fateful day, chalres decided thhat they wouldnt use any conodoms, and did the barebakckcing, and used a stcototihsin accent like scoltand, like james cmcavoy s, and um so erik worked at a coffffe shop righ. And that meant a coffe s hop a u alterneat universe. This is where the stonry begins...

One day at the starbuuucksthat erik worked at, charles walked in an ordered snd lardge mocha cappuciino without cream adn eggs in the coffee. Erik thought that was weird but very sexual and a bit gay but so enticing and asked charles why he wanted eggs in his fuckng foccee,. Chrles tonld him that he was lactoles intolertance, so the eggs were a milk substitunte. And that meant that he could have nice chicken coffe.

Erik decided that Charles was fit as fuck and probably a bottom. So he deiideds that in the coffee sop, he would eat out charles's anus. That was against company regulations, but he gave no fucks in that matter of instance. Instead, after gettign charles his large mocha cappucinao without cream and with eggs, he would spread chalres out on to the worksufrafce, where the till is and where people get their coffee, and rip of f his pants with his teeth, and suck his cock a bit before fucking his ass rare like a streak but probaly less tasty. Chalres fucking was fucking pleased ab out it and screamined in happniness and pleaseure, but also it hurt a bit but he didnt mind because he ffeell ing love at fist sight because lests face it, michale fassbuender is fit too

Afeter he decided to have sex, someone calleld the police, but it was okay because the police were actually fans of xmen and shipped it really hard. So they masturdabated to erik and chalres hegeting their Groove on! BECAUSE IT WAS SO GGROOVEY`! MUTANT SEX IS THE GROOVEYESYYT SHEIITE IN THE HEMISPHERE

So erik and chalres was having the buttsexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx adn then it was very good and chalreslss prostante awas very enyjoedblay and they like d it

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Jesus happend!

An d like hey theywhere in deep SHIT because jessus wanted to join in like any normal fanfictons! But that was problematic basically because theweren't wannting to share eahco ther with jesus (no mattttter what religions thingks) because erik and charles were and excludeisve coulple WHO LOOVED SEACH ONTHER AND SUTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ££££££££333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HAHAHAH but no seriously like gay ass sex and you are a tit

Eri k and charles lived happilyevery after and only gay sex fans came in eriks coffee shop lol literally because they had anal all the time in that shop on the counter next to the cakes

The end you poop head