The Night Without Angsting
A parody by Sakura no Miko
'Twas the night without angsting,
When all through Japan
Not one bishie was whining,
Not even CLAMP's clan.
The fangirls were stunned
By their lack of despair
But hoped that sweet fluff scenes
Would soon fill the air.
The bishie were snuggled
All warm in their beds
While visions of lovers
Danced in their heads.
Subaru in his white suit
And Sei in his black
Had just stopped a fight
For a tiny lip-smack.
When elsewhere in town
There arose such a clatter
Touya jumped from his bed
To see what was the matter.
Away to the window
He ran, jumped, and dashed
And by Yuki and Yue
Was kissed, unabashed.
And back in Meifuu
The cherry petals fell
Making spring come again
With a beautiful spell.
When what to Hisoka
Should now appear
But Tsuzuki, his love,
With a hug so sincere.
With a little more help
From a talented source,
Shu knew in a moment
Yuki loved him, of course.
His new song was complete
Though the night was late,
Then he snuggled so close
And gave thanks for his fate.
Now Sei-chan, Subaru,
And Yue and Yuki
And Touya, Hisoka,
Tsuzuki, and Yuki,
Shuichi—the bishie
Were happy and angst-free
And forever—we so hope—
Forever will be.
Now the fangirl stopped
Put her pen down and sighed—
And away went her poem
With sweet dreams to provide.
But she wrote a last note
Ere she turned off the light:
"Merry Christmas to all,
And to all a good night!"
Author's Notes:
This was actually supposed to be a 'fic, but once I started writing "'twas the night without angsting" I couldn't stop. So here's my Christmas gift to all my readers.