Just another one of my one-shots because I haven't been able to get to my main story.

Fem!Harry Ravenclaw!Harry Sadistic!Harry Genderbent Trio

P.S. I don't own the song S&M


Desopher Potter stood by the blue and bronze table that housed the Ravenclaws' for breakfast. Rhonnie Weasley and Hermes Granger sat down in front of her, but Desopher wasn't paying attention. Des wasn't even sitting down, no instead she was too busy focusing on the Ipod that she was holding onto, carving runes into it and circling her wand around it.

"Um, Des, what are you doing?" Rhonnie asked.

Instead of answering, Desopher jumped up suddenly and let out a loud whoop, that had the whole Great Hall focusing on her. But Desopher wasn't paying attention, again, because she had just plugged a pair of headphones in and put them in her ears.

Turning it onto the song, 'S&M' by Rhianna, she hit the play button. But instead of playing it into the headphones, the song played like a speaker.

The words "'CAUSE I MAY BE BAD BUT I'M PERFECTLY GOOD AND THERES SEX IN THE AIR I DON'T CARE I LOVE THE SMELL OF IT STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE ME!" filtered through the Great Hall before Desopher groaned and turned it off. She sighed, "Damn it, and I thought it'd work this time."

This time she did notice the poeple around her. They were all either blushing, laughing, or looking at her in awe. She blushed before she took off to her first class.

Yep nothing like a good sex song in the morning, she thought.