Artemis:
Butler?
Would you help kidnap a fairy?
Come on, we can't delay!
You really are some bodyguard.
Let's go now!
It's going to get away!
We used to be best buddies.
And now we're not.
I wish you would tell me why!
Would you help kidnap a fairy?
It doesn't have to be a fairy!
Butler:
Go away, Artemis.
Artemis:
Your pay is slashed.
Would you help kidnap a fairy?
Or sell some fake Da Vinci art.
We have some bills that are overdue.
I've started talking to the people at the bank!
No, I'm not selling the Lear Jet!
It gets a little lonely
All these ingenious schemes
That I can't accomplish without you!
(Papers with evil schemes written on them being thrown around)
Butler? Please, I know you're in there
Mother is delusional.
Then there's father, missing in Russia.
I really need money
to fund another search.
I don't have anyone else.
It's just you and me.
What am I going to do?
Would you help kidnap a fairy?