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hi mi naem iz mary beetriss sue tiffany lila beth anna desstiny bekk puttr. i lif in da sothe an i lykk al tings sutthrn. (AN lyke trakterz an poll dansin. i h8 errythin nurthurn n i allso h8 femenisst an I RLLY H8 commenitsts. an goff ppl. i not rassist i just dnt tlalk 2 blak ppl or want dem 2 reed mi awsum fannficcs)
im supper hott an pritey. i hav long blong hare and saffire ies an i allwaes where pink reveelin dresis an miniskets an sparkliy hie heles. i has lightening shaeped skar on mi forhed. i lissen 2 tailor swoft an avrole laveen. im a perp cuz i h8 goff ppl.
i lif wid mi bf jhon cuz mi ant an uncol beet mi so i run awae. mi sistur still lif wid dem until se wen 2 hogwortz (AN that s u jo1111111) i allso had a broter hu alsoe wnt 2 hogwurt an he lifes in inglind. the dark lard kiled r reel perints. den 1 dae i gots a lettr form da hogwort skole 4 wizerds and woches. "OMFG DIS IZ SOO AWSUM111111" I SED
"WOW I GOTS A LETTR 2 SED JON"
den we wnet 2 go 2 da howgort trane we wer wallkin ther butt itt wuz da midel of da nite an den sudenlee...
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"O NO WER GOIN 2 DYE11111111111 SED JON111111111111111" an than errythin waz hopless the wer goin 2 eet us alife (AN cuz ther not humens an dnt hav fealings amirite?)
but den i got ote mah pich flork an kiled dem 2 deth lyke a shish kboob111111111 jon was alredy eetid (AN sry jon) butt i sudinly gost powarz an bringed him bak 2 lif
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