Title: Shukaku
This is another song parody brought to you in part by Shac89.
I own nothing in this story the characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto( Hope I spelled his name right) and the song belongs to Insane Clown Posse. Now on to the parody.
"The beast lives out of the raging storm in full moons light.
The ravenous blood-sick creatures searches for it's sacrifice. Through the hideous darkness, it lurches,driven by death itself.
Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to the darkness from which it came."
Shuuuuuukaku Shuuuuuukaku.
(Gaara)
Boys and girls it's nighty night time Gaara of the sand has a nursey rhyme.
It's about the Demon of the sand.
When there's a full moon run as far as you can.
Cause when you get caught you are dead.
The Shukaku wants your head.
With some sand cover,crush you like meds.
The sound nin (gargle noise) dead.
" Its the one and only Shukaku he creeps he hides he sneaks he slides.
If you get in his way he'll kill you real quick.
(Gaara)
Full moon light fills the field that you train in.
You turn around cause you hear a rustling.
Ouch!Fuck! I cut my toe if you just quit leaving your kunai all over the fucking ground.
Fuck it your dead anyway and I'm gonna leave your head smack dab in the field today.
In the morning when the rest of your team comes around.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Your sensei's foots in your mouth, thanks to the Shukaku man.
(Chorus)
Shuuuuuuuuuuukaku (here comes the shukaku)
Shuuuuuuuuuuukaku ( haha haha haha haha)
Shuuuuuuuuuuukaku ( make way for the Demon)
Shuuuuuuuuuuukaku ( mom! dad! ah! No!)
(Gaara)
" Does this Demon really exist?
Well is your sensei a bowl cut freak bitch? Yes
You fight me and you end up dead.
With pounds of sand down your throat man.
I do a jutsu that makes me dose off.
He takes over and takes your fucking head off.
Then throws it back at you.
Thud! Damn you weak bitch.
" The world's famous Shukaku will come to you Chunin exams, training, intimate nights when ever the occasion of full moon hour he'll gladly come and fuck that shit up"
(Gaara)
I don't beat women fuck that, I'm above it(no no)
But I'll crush her body and think nothing of it.
" I bet you didn't know the Shukaku lives in me. If you piss me off you'll be holding your fucking spleen."
With a swing,chop,stab,swing,chop.
You're holding ribs together but your nuts drop.
And the Anbu do the best the can they take the sand off your face and say.
" Was it the Shukaku man"
(Chorus 1x)
" Please don't let me fall asleep.
Cuz the Shukaku will creep
Through my window in my room
Crush me with a Sand Burial.
Please don't let me fall asleep.
Cuz the Shukaku will creep.
Through my window in my room
Cruahhh.....Shukaku!"
" It's the incredible, undeadable Shukaku.
Go ahead, pull the covers over your head.
Hide under them he don't give a fuck.
It'll just make it that more easy.
For him to suffocate your face.
(Gaara)
There's many ways to stop me from doing what I do.
What? You think I'm a tell you.
"Sensei, I want to fight him next."
Thanks, now I can kill you,you fucking idiot.
Now I use my ultimate defense and work you like a street ho.
(Heavy breathing) (Heavy Breathing) you tired already, yo.
Then I do a Giant Sand Burial and crush your body to
the floor.
It's the Shukaku ya'll.
Finished I just heard the song and thought of Gaara before he became Kazekage.
So RXR and PEACE OUT