Dana Sawyer
The 3 Getto Pigs
Once upon a time there was 3 lit'l gangsta pigs. They were the last of there gang cuz the wolf gang killed all of them but the 3 brothers.. well one day the big bad wolf gang they was about 10 of em just sittin on da porch just chillin when all of a sudden a low rider speeded by and all the wolves saw was 6 automatic machine guns come outta the car and start firin on da wolves well all da wolves that were on da porch died good there was a big ol mess.. the only wolf that survived was the one wolf who was in side baking cookies. The big bad wold ran outta da dooor and he said "oh god no! Does piggies are gunna die now!!" so da wolf went an got rock, stick, bow and arrow, cross bow, 2, 45 desert egals and 2 automatic uzies 3 pistols 2 combat knives a katana sword, a sniper rifle, 2 sod off shot guns, 3 12 gague shotguns, 1 10 gague shotgun 20 grenades, 2 ak 47s a flame thrower and o yeah a bazooka. And went out to find da piggies and ask them why they killed all da wolves well he saw the first piggies house and it was made of rolling papers. He drove up in his Hum V. That has a machine gun mounted on the top and 2 rocket launchers on the sides. He went up to the house and Said "getto pig getto pig let me in!!!" The Pig Answered "Foo whatcha been smoking chump i pitty da foo!!!" well the wolf said "well then i will huff and i will puff and SHOOT!! Your house down" the wolf pulled out his 2 uzies and fired away at the poor excuse of a house and after the smoke cleared it was clear that the pig was dead so he threw 3 grenades on the dead body jumped in his hum v and left for the other pigs house. Well he drove up to the next pigs house and it was made of yukliptius trees and there was 400 kwala bears licking the trees.. well the wolf said "getto pig getto pig let me in" the pig said "whatch you talking bout willis" then the wolf goes "i'll huf and i'll puf and MELT!! your house down" and he pulled out his flame thrower and melted the lil piggy and his house and the bears. Well he got to the 3rd piggies house and it was made of..... Bricks.. the wolf strooled up to the house and said "getto pig getto pig let me in" so the pig didnt let him but came out of the house. And they started to argue on what had happened with the wolves and pigs .. then all of a sudded a low rider full of a half of dozen starved crazed wiesles zoomed by shooting its guns at the wolf and pig killing them dead and thats how the wiesales came to rull the world.
The 3 Getto Pigs
Once upon a time there was 3 lit'l gangsta pigs. They were the last of there gang cuz the wolf gang killed all of them but the 3 brothers.. well one day the big bad wolf gang they was about 10 of em just sittin on da porch just chillin when all of a sudden a low rider speeded by and all the wolves saw was 6 automatic machine guns come outta the car and start firin on da wolves well all da wolves that were on da porch died good there was a big ol mess.. the only wolf that survived was the one wolf who was in side baking cookies. The big bad wold ran outta da dooor and he said "oh god no! Does piggies are gunna die now!!" so da wolf went an got rock, stick, bow and arrow, cross bow, 2, 45 desert egals and 2 automatic uzies 3 pistols 2 combat knives a katana sword, a sniper rifle, 2 sod off shot guns, 3 12 gague shotguns, 1 10 gague shotgun 20 grenades, 2 ak 47s a flame thrower and o yeah a bazooka. And went out to find da piggies and ask them why they killed all da wolves well he saw the first piggies house and it was made of rolling papers. He drove up in his Hum V. That has a machine gun mounted on the top and 2 rocket launchers on the sides. He went up to the house and Said "getto pig getto pig let me in!!!" The Pig Answered "Foo whatcha been smoking chump i pitty da foo!!!" well the wolf said "well then i will huff and i will puff and SHOOT!! Your house down" the wolf pulled out his 2 uzies and fired away at the poor excuse of a house and after the smoke cleared it was clear that the pig was dead so he threw 3 grenades on the dead body jumped in his hum v and left for the other pigs house. Well he drove up to the next pigs house and it was made of yukliptius trees and there was 400 kwala bears licking the trees.. well the wolf said "getto pig getto pig let me in" the pig said "whatch you talking bout willis" then the wolf goes "i'll huf and i'll puf and MELT!! your house down" and he pulled out his flame thrower and melted the lil piggy and his house and the bears. Well he got to the 3rd piggies house and it was made of..... Bricks.. the wolf strooled up to the house and said "getto pig getto pig let me in" so the pig didnt let him but came out of the house. And they started to argue on what had happened with the wolves and pigs .. then all of a sudded a low rider full of a half of dozen starved crazed wiesles zoomed by shooting its guns at the wolf and pig killing them dead and thats how the wiesales came to rull the world.