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Girls Room Christmas
The girls room! The hangout for the most popular girl in school, and her little clan of followers. It's Christmas time, Amber and Shiela are hanging garland and lights around the bathroom, there 4' tree already sparkling with ornaments and tinsel.
Amber flicks back her hair and takes a seat on her upside-down trash can,
"Hi I'm Amber, Like you didn't know!!!"
I'm Shiela, and where is Tammy and Debbie? They're late!"
"Amber!!!!"Tammy yells while shoving Debbie into the bathroom.
"I don't want to babysit this half-brained egg loving freak anymore! I found her in the boys bathroom, AGAIN!"
Debbie pulls open Tammys pants, peering down, "Why do the boys keep hotdogs in thier pants?"
Tammy slaps Debbies hand, "See what I mean?, get IT away from me"
Sheila walks to Debbie, "Debbie, we are bringing in boys to pick which one should stand under the mistletoe, why don't you sit by the tree so we can start. Did you bring the mistletoe?"
Debbie looked on in confusion, then pulled out a rubber toe.
Sheila was about ready to smack Debbie, "What is THAT?"
Debbie held out the toe, "It's my uncle bozo's missing toe"(Stupid lauph)
Amber stands up pointing with her nail file, "We said mistletoe, not missing toe!"
Debbie smiles while nodding her head, " Red!" She dragged out cluelessly.
Flushing toilet
Kyle came out of a stall
Amber: "Kyle, why are you in....."
All girls in unison: "The girls room?"
Kyle is covered in branches and twigs, he holds up a chunk of mistletoe, "I was in a tree, and I like fell, and it hurt, so I climbed in another tree, and it didn't like me either so it made me fall, and then I said, Okay. So I found another tree, and climbed in it and fell again, and this guy told me I was a sissy girl, so I guess i'm a girl."
Tammy rolled her eyes, "Give me that mistletoe and get out of here!"
Tammy pushed Kyle out of the bathroom, she started to say, "Okay, we need to bring in our first boy, his name is.............."
She stopped abruptly to find Debbie wrapped up in the Christmas lights that were on the wall.
Debbie: " Gary loves me"
Amber, shocked, But everybody loves me, he can't love you!"
Debbie pulls away, he winked at me!"
Tammy: "Who is Gary anyway"
Debbie, wrapping her arms around herself and pointing at the blinking lights. Him!"
Amber, Sheila, and Tammy at once, "Those are Christmas lights! NOT a boy!"
Debbie dances around the room, "He like's eeeegggggggsssss!"
Tammy: "Forget it! Let her think the lights are winking at her, she doesn't know the difference anyways"
Amber, pushing Debbie into a stall, Well, now that's all the time we have for today in..........."
Tammy, Sheila and Amber: The girls room!"
Amber: Remember, everybody loves me!"
Sheila: You better run if you see me"
Tammy: "I'm going to kill Debbie!"
Debbie, from in the stall: "I peeeee'd!"
(AN: This is my first time trying anything with humor, helpful criticism is encouraged)
