Universal News
by: cocho
I do not own Spyro or other related characters to his games. Some of the ideas were enspired by me from my sister. I do own Ojo, the studio and some of the news I make up.
..;; Uh...did I just say that out loud? on with the news:
Broadcast #1:
In a home, two baby dragons by the names of Aj and Tuck are sitting on the couch, watching Tv.
Tv Commercial- Dude! your gettin' a DeLL!
Aj- Dude...no. changes channel
Tv Show- AAAHH! HE BIT MY ARM OFF!!
Tuck- I'm gonna bite something off in a minute if you don't give me the remote ,Aj!
Aj- Oh come on! I just got it five minutes ago!
Tuck- Yeah, but your picking really crappy channels!
Aj- glares Shut up!
Tuck tackles Aj and they fall off the couch, clutching the remote in their hands. Once they dropped it, a certain Tv news channel was on.
Aj- getting his head squished by a pillow HEY! GET OFF!
Tuck- looks at Tv Cool! Something new is on!
Aj- Well can you get off me so I can see?! gets up and watches Tv Hey, this is some kind of news channel! BOOOORIIIING! is about to change the channel
Tuck- Hold up! This is the news channel that mom and dad watch really late! If its on at 4pm, then something MUST be good!
In the studio, a news cast of random people are setting up for the broadcast. Except for one, hot tempered camera man.
Ojo- Why the hell do I have to be the camera man?! You could've gotten Agent 9 or Bently to do it!
Cocho- at the host table Well for starters, Agent 9 would've broken the camera, and for Bently...well, I can't understand a damn word coming out of his mouth!
Ojo- ( --) Whatever. Cameras rolling in 5,4,3,2,1!
Cocho- Hello, and welcome to Universal News, where we report news not just from Avalar, but around all the worlds. Today's stories involve a greedy bear and burgers, the upcoming Forgotten Worlds X-games, and a certain villain possibly up to his old tricks again. First lets start off with Elora who is at the Skellos Badlands' High Supreme court, waiting for the results of a trial. Elora?
The screen behind the desk turns on, showing Elora waiting by a large door.
Elora- Thank you Cocho. As you already know, MoneyBags was put on trial about two days ago about food poisoning at his burger stand right here in Skellos Badlands. A tribalman went there for a bite to eat, but later suffered from food poisoning. I'm going to take a look inside. walks in, with camera man following
Judge Caveman- For the food poisoning of a fellow tribeman, and the illegal use of dino meat, I hear by sentence you to 10 years in the Barney and friends show! slams mallet
MoneyBags- What, NO!! is being dragged away by two dinos YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THE DAMN MEAT WAS FROM DINOS?! THIS ISN'T JUSTICE! I WANT MY LAWYER!
Lawyer- Too late. You did and your screwed. Later! runs passed Elora
Back to Elora.
Elora- (oo;;) The use of Dino meat? pulls out doggy bag and throws up Oooo...back to you Cocho throws up some more, and the screen turns off
Cocho- Oooh boy...what's this generation going through?
Ojo- I sure as hell don't know, but its messed up that's for sure!
Cocho- () No one asked you! Anyways, we now go to Hunter in Midday Gardens, where Forgotten World athletes are preparing for the X-Games. Hunter?
Hunter- on screen Thanks Cocho. As you can see, everyone is getting ready for the paliminaries. That involves XB biking, skateboarding and rollerblading. I'm even entering myself. Spyro is here too! Lets go see what he's doing.
They walk pass a few random skateboarders, only to find Spyro, sleeping under a tree with his flame skateboard on his lap.
Hunter- taps Spyro on the head Um...Mr. Spyro sir?
Spyro- wakes up Wha-what?! Where's shorty at?! Oh, hi Hunter.
Hunter- whispers Spyro, I'm doing my job right now. You know, the news broadcast? So your not suppose to know me!
Spyro- Oh, right. So...can I help you "sir?"
Hunter- Yeah, we were wondering how your preparing for the paliminaries?
Spyro- Well I just thrashed the practice court, so I decided to take a nap.
Hunter- I guess your relaxed then?
Spyro- Yeah mostly. Except for team Black Sheep. They were trying to make me lose my concentration!
BlackSheep- on the other side Hey Spyro! We're gonna kick your $$ on the arena tomorrow!
Hunter- In your dreams ya fodder!
BlackSheep- Same goes to you, ya mama's boy!
Hunter- takes out flamethrower Excuse me Cocho. flames are seen flying, and the screen goes static
Newscast- (oo;;)
Ojo- Wow...he actually did something smart for once!
Cocho- (--) Don't remind me! And last but not least, there are rumors that a certain Riptoc might try to take over the Forgotten Realms in a few-
Suddenly a lightning strike goes between the desk and the camera to form a portal. Ripto jumps out of it and stares within the crowd.
Ripto- Who's in charge of this garbage pit?!
Ojo- points to the desk, where Cocho is hiding under That would be her.
Cocho- comes out from hiding You know, they have a back door for that!
Ripto- I was just watching this stupid broadcast, and YOUR saying that I'm going to take over the Forgotten Worlds, which I had NO interest in, just to make your ratings go up!!
Cocho- (;;) Look...I-its not what you think! I-
Ripto- THINK?! I don't think, I KNOW! points scepter at Cocho's head I have no...INTENTION to taking over any place at any time right now! You've got some nerve broadcasting this...this GARBAGE ABOUT ME ON TV!
Cocho- L-listen, I don't find this info! Reporters find it and just give it to me! I didn't know you were just doing nothing! I'm just the Host!
Ripto- Right, you didn't know! If it were up to me, I'd blast that empty brain out right now! But, I'll spare you...IF you tell me who gave this info to you!
Ojo- looks through reporter papers Hey! The reporter who gave this info to us two days ago, some guy named MBR, it was MoneyBags!
Cocho-...What does MBR stand for?
Ojo- "MoneyBags Rocks?" Man, what did this guy smoke?!
Ripto- grins evilly MoneyBags...
Ripto teleports out of the studio, leaving a trail of ashes and smoke behind.
Cocho- coughs Damn it! I said there was a back door!
Ojo- I wonder where he went.
In a prison cell, Monebags is trying to dig a hole underground. Ripto appears right next to him.
Ripto- glares at him "A certain Riptoc", huh?
Moneybags- (OO;;) This is really gonna hurt, right?
Ripto- Yup! shoots random fireballs everywhere
MoneyBags- AAAAAAAAHHH!!
Back at the studio:
Cocho- Well that's all for tonight. At Universal News, I'm Cocho saying-
Ojo- goes infront of camera Never, ever, EVER, get to Ripto's bad side! gets shot by a tranquillizer, and falls to the floor
Cocho- is seen with a tranquillizer gun Good night everyone.
I do not own Spyro or other related characters to his games. Some of the ideas were enspired by me from my sister. I do own Ojo, the studio and some of the news I make up.
..;; Uh...did I just say that out loud? on with the news:
Broadcast #1:
In a home, two baby dragons by the names of Aj and Tuck are sitting on the couch, watching Tv.
Tv Commercial- Dude! your gettin' a DeLL!
Aj- Dude...no. changes channel
Tv Show- AAAHH! HE BIT MY ARM OFF!!
Tuck- I'm gonna bite something off in a minute if you don't give me the remote ,Aj!
Aj- Oh come on! I just got it five minutes ago!
Tuck- Yeah, but your picking really crappy channels!
Aj- glares Shut up!
Tuck tackles Aj and they fall off the couch, clutching the remote in their hands. Once they dropped it, a certain Tv news channel was on.
Aj- getting his head squished by a pillow HEY! GET OFF!
Tuck- looks at Tv Cool! Something new is on!
Aj- Well can you get off me so I can see?! gets up and watches Tv Hey, this is some kind of news channel! BOOOORIIIING! is about to change the channel
Tuck- Hold up! This is the news channel that mom and dad watch really late! If its on at 4pm, then something MUST be good!
In the studio, a news cast of random people are setting up for the broadcast. Except for one, hot tempered camera man.
Ojo- Why the hell do I have to be the camera man?! You could've gotten Agent 9 or Bently to do it!
Cocho- at the host table Well for starters, Agent 9 would've broken the camera, and for Bently...well, I can't understand a damn word coming out of his mouth!
Ojo- ( --) Whatever. Cameras rolling in 5,4,3,2,1!
Cocho- Hello, and welcome to Universal News, where we report news not just from Avalar, but around all the worlds. Today's stories involve a greedy bear and burgers, the upcoming Forgotten Worlds X-games, and a certain villain possibly up to his old tricks again. First lets start off with Elora who is at the Skellos Badlands' High Supreme court, waiting for the results of a trial. Elora?
The screen behind the desk turns on, showing Elora waiting by a large door.
Elora- Thank you Cocho. As you already know, MoneyBags was put on trial about two days ago about food poisoning at his burger stand right here in Skellos Badlands. A tribalman went there for a bite to eat, but later suffered from food poisoning. I'm going to take a look inside. walks in, with camera man following
Judge Caveman- For the food poisoning of a fellow tribeman, and the illegal use of dino meat, I hear by sentence you to 10 years in the Barney and friends show! slams mallet
MoneyBags- What, NO!! is being dragged away by two dinos YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THE DAMN MEAT WAS FROM DINOS?! THIS ISN'T JUSTICE! I WANT MY LAWYER!
Lawyer- Too late. You did and your screwed. Later! runs passed Elora
Back to Elora.
Elora- (oo;;) The use of Dino meat? pulls out doggy bag and throws up Oooo...back to you Cocho throws up some more, and the screen turns off
Cocho- Oooh boy...what's this generation going through?
Ojo- I sure as hell don't know, but its messed up that's for sure!
Cocho- () No one asked you! Anyways, we now go to Hunter in Midday Gardens, where Forgotten World athletes are preparing for the X-Games. Hunter?
Hunter- on screen Thanks Cocho. As you can see, everyone is getting ready for the paliminaries. That involves XB biking, skateboarding and rollerblading. I'm even entering myself. Spyro is here too! Lets go see what he's doing.
They walk pass a few random skateboarders, only to find Spyro, sleeping under a tree with his flame skateboard on his lap.
Hunter- taps Spyro on the head Um...Mr. Spyro sir?
Spyro- wakes up Wha-what?! Where's shorty at?! Oh, hi Hunter.
Hunter- whispers Spyro, I'm doing my job right now. You know, the news broadcast? So your not suppose to know me!
Spyro- Oh, right. So...can I help you "sir?"
Hunter- Yeah, we were wondering how your preparing for the paliminaries?
Spyro- Well I just thrashed the practice court, so I decided to take a nap.
Hunter- I guess your relaxed then?
Spyro- Yeah mostly. Except for team Black Sheep. They were trying to make me lose my concentration!
BlackSheep- on the other side Hey Spyro! We're gonna kick your $$ on the arena tomorrow!
Hunter- In your dreams ya fodder!
BlackSheep- Same goes to you, ya mama's boy!
Hunter- takes out flamethrower Excuse me Cocho. flames are seen flying, and the screen goes static
Newscast- (oo;;)
Ojo- Wow...he actually did something smart for once!
Cocho- (--) Don't remind me! And last but not least, there are rumors that a certain Riptoc might try to take over the Forgotten Realms in a few-
Suddenly a lightning strike goes between the desk and the camera to form a portal. Ripto jumps out of it and stares within the crowd.
Ripto- Who's in charge of this garbage pit?!
Ojo- points to the desk, where Cocho is hiding under That would be her.
Cocho- comes out from hiding You know, they have a back door for that!
Ripto- I was just watching this stupid broadcast, and YOUR saying that I'm going to take over the Forgotten Worlds, which I had NO interest in, just to make your ratings go up!!
Cocho- (;;) Look...I-its not what you think! I-
Ripto- THINK?! I don't think, I KNOW! points scepter at Cocho's head I have no...INTENTION to taking over any place at any time right now! You've got some nerve broadcasting this...this GARBAGE ABOUT ME ON TV!
Cocho- L-listen, I don't find this info! Reporters find it and just give it to me! I didn't know you were just doing nothing! I'm just the Host!
Ripto- Right, you didn't know! If it were up to me, I'd blast that empty brain out right now! But, I'll spare you...IF you tell me who gave this info to you!
Ojo- looks through reporter papers Hey! The reporter who gave this info to us two days ago, some guy named MBR, it was MoneyBags!
Cocho-...What does MBR stand for?
Ojo- "MoneyBags Rocks?" Man, what did this guy smoke?!
Ripto- grins evilly MoneyBags...
Ripto teleports out of the studio, leaving a trail of ashes and smoke behind.
Cocho- coughs Damn it! I said there was a back door!
Ojo- I wonder where he went.
In a prison cell, Monebags is trying to dig a hole underground. Ripto appears right next to him.
Ripto- glares at him "A certain Riptoc", huh?
Moneybags- (OO;;) This is really gonna hurt, right?
Ripto- Yup! shoots random fireballs everywhere
MoneyBags- AAAAAAAAHHH!!
Back at the studio:
Cocho- Well that's all for tonight. At Universal News, I'm Cocho saying-
Ojo- goes infront of camera Never, ever, EVER, get to Ripto's bad side! gets shot by a tranquillizer, and falls to the floor
Cocho- is seen with a tranquillizer gun Good night everyone.