Disclaimer: YU-GI-OH and all its RESPECTED characters and IDEAS do NOT BELONG to ME. YU-GI-OH BELONGS to its RIGHTFUL OWNER(S)
Dear diary of Yami,
You know those days when you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? He he he I do.-
"Yami whats that?"
"Ahh go away!"
That was Yugi... I wish he wouldn't be so nosy. I know, 'he's my other half' blah blah blah', but a girl ahem man deserves his privacy right? Well I'll forgive him this time, but only because he's cute. . Well since this IS my first page, I should tell you a little about myself and my-
"WAAAAH!!!"
"Yugi, whats wrong?"
"My feelings hurt..."
"What do you mean?"
"Kaiba hates me!"
"Kaiba doesn't hate you"
"He...sniff... he doesn't?"
"Of course not, he hates everyone!"
That rotten slut of a CEO. I mean really, I bet he spends his free time kicking puppies! I mean, I was talking to my girlfriend ahem I mean my buddy Bakura and he said Kaiba is a 'flipping cunt', and I tottaly agree! Kaiba is richer then Yugi covored in fudge! (which is nice and full of vitamins and minerals!) But does he give any of that money to me ahem starveing children!? No! What if it was Mokuba starveing? It would be a whole different story wouldn't it? Hey... speaking of Mokuba... why is it always him getting kidnapped? I mean... I guess there isn't much else you could hold ransom from Kaiba. I bet though, if it were his blue eyes white dragons, it would be a lot more effective of a ransom! That low-hearted bastard!
Dear Journal of Jonouchi,
Yo. Hangin wid da guys taday. I dink Honda is gettin a little tew close tew Otogi. Maybe hes got some kinda fag-crush or sumtin. ACK! boston accent suddenly vanished Is it that easy to tell if somebody has a crush on somebody else!? I haven't been standing too close to Kaiba anytime recently have I!?
Dear diary of Pegasus,
I'm so lonely sniff rich people are so misunderstood... maybe I should kidnap little Mokuba again... te he he...
Dear Diary of Yugi Mutou
Is it just me or did Yami wink at me today in the most confounded way?
Dear Journal of Mokuba Kaiba,
I had another Pegusus nightmare... sniff... I understand he gets lonely, but I shouldn't have to suffer for it.
Dear Journal of Ryuuchi Otogi,
Okay I am official freaked out. What is with Honda? Can I stand atleast more then two feet away from him? I mean, a guy needs to breathe here! I hope he isn't feeling me up...
Dear diary of Seto Kaiba,
The bisuness is going down again... maybe we can sell Mokuba's body... is Jonouchi standing too close to me or something? and why the hell did Yugi run off crying when I said he derserves to die? I mean, its a fact we all have to face someday. Well... besides me... and maybe that Jonouchi... No must repress my lustful feelings! Rich people are so misunderstood sob Anyways I think someone is stealing my trench coats out of my closet or something because it lessens everyday...
Dear diary of Mako Tsunami
Fish fish fish!
Dear diary of Yami Yugi
Yugi looks so cute in his school uniform! I just wanna gobble that lil' thang up!
Dear diary of Honda,
Everyday I'm an inch closer to that ass! I shall tap you! Its my destiny!
Dear diary of Mokuba,
What does Kaiba mean by 'selling my body'? I asked him if i was going to be some kind of slave and he said a certain kind... sob
Dear diary of Yugi Mutou
Why is everybody standing so close to eachother?
Dear diary of Ryou Bakura,
What an interesting day! Tea time was just brilliant and-
"What in bloody hell are you writeing you farking bint?"
Bakura this is private! Will you excuse yourself of my presence please?
"Very well whoreson, its probably just a cobblers pile of inferior rubbish. Nothing I'd give a rats arse about!"
Bakura please!
"Fine I'll sod off you little blighter."
sigh I wish Bakura wouldn't talk like that, it is effensive to my feeble heart sob
Dear diary of Honda
If he asks, my hand just slipped...
Dear diary of Yugi Mutou
Is Yami trying to eat me?
Dear diary of Jonouchi,
Yay Kaiba's trenchcoats!
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Thanks for reading this fic! I know its kinda wierd and probably gonna rub some of you the wrong way, bit i wrote it a while ago and a friend said i should post it anyways fer shits and giggles. And I know, Bakura makes no sense and is a sad attempt at an angry british guy. I know I make a lot of horrible attempts, but don't misjudge me... lol have a good day!