"KUROGANE!" Fai yelled at the top of his lungs from the bedroom. Fai never used Kuro's proper name, which gave Kurogane reason to believe that something was really wrong. Fai could hear Kurogane's size 15's dash up the stairs as he stood in the doorway patiently.

"What is it, Fai?!" he asked frantically, panting just a little, but not out of breath.

"Umm... I..." Kurogane saw Fai look down at his feet sheepishly. But what he was really looking at was his pants.

"What is it?" Kurogane asked him with concern, stepping a bit closer.

"I'm having some trouble with something," he said rather quickly.

"Yes?" Kuro egged him on. "Come on, you know you can tell me." That seemed to comfort Fai enough to tell him what was wrong.

"Well... you see... it's this button." Fai started pointing to the button that latched his pants together. Kuro raised an eyebrow. "I'm having trouble unbuttoning it."

For a moment, Kurogane looked like he was going to explode with anger. Fai began to inch backward, not seeing the intended reaction, until Kurogane's expression changed. It lit up like a lightbulb does when someone has an idea, but not so much he was beaming. A small smile formed on his lips.

"Oh, a button?" he said at last. "Well, I can help you get it undone."

"Really?! Oh, thank you, Kuro-sweetie!"

Disregarding the slaughter of his name, he continued. "But can you do me a favor and sit down so I can reach the button easier?"

"Good thinking!" Fai commented as he dashed for the bed, with Kuro following not far behind.

Kurogane began to get to work on the button. He took his sweet time, making sure Fai was comfortable each time he made a move, until the button finally came out.

"Thanks so much, Kuro-sweetie!" Fai said with a gracious smile, but the smile began to fade as Kurogane silently got up, and began walking out of the room. Fai began to think that maybe he had called Kurogane the wrong thing one too many times and it had made him upset. So upset that Kurogane didn't want anything to do with him. Fai's heart began to sink. Until...

"Get your pants on the ground." Kurogane commanded. He had turned around suddenly and pointed at Fai as he stated his command.

Fai was shocked and didn't even move until a few seconds later when he stood up.

"I said, get your pants on the ground, Fluorite." he told Fai, taking big strides towards him until Kurogane was standing right over him.

Kurogane pulled down Fai's pants, then proceeded to narrate/rap their next few actions.

Pants on the Ground

Pants on the Ground

Lookin' really good

With your pants on the Ground

With my dick in your mouth

With us turned sideways

Pants hit the ground

Call yourself a seme

With your pants on the ground!

Walkin' to the bed with your pants on the ground!

Giddy-up!!

Hey! Get your pants on the ground!

Lookin' really good!

Suckin', fuckin' with your pants on the ground!

Hey! Get your pants on the ground!

Lookin' really good

With your pants on the Ground

With my dick in your mouth

With us turned sideways

Call yourself a seme

Pants on the ground!

"Who knew you could sing so well, Kuro-seme-sexy!"

"Who knew you could bend like that, Fai with no pants!"

"Who knew you could scatter the bed sheets so quickly!"

"Who knew you looked so good without pants!"

"You, Kuro-silly!"

"Oh, yeah."