A brief reminder from Season 10, Episode 10.07 'The one with the home study":
[Scene: Central Perk]
(Joey and Ross enter. Phoebe and Mike are sitting on the couch, reading a magazine.)
Ross: Hey you guys!
Phoebe: Hey!
Ross: Hey, what are you doing?
Mike: Oh, figuring out our wedding plans.
Chandler: That's funny, we were doing the same thing!
Ross: Yeah!
Phoebe: It's really crazy! The hall, the dress, the food... I-I had no idea how expensive this stuff was!
Chandler: Yeah it is really pricey. I mean, I freaked when I first heard the numbers.
Phoebe: So what did you two do about it?
Chandler: It was pretty simple actually, I came up with a couple of cost-cutting solutions, wrote out a list and Monica told me to go to hell.
Ross: There's no way around it Pheebs, you just gonna have to accept the fact that this is gonna cost you a lot of money.
Mike: I heard that weddings are like a 40 billion dollar a year industry.
Ross: Yeah, and I'm responsible for just like half of that.
Phoebe: But really, it does seem like this money could be put to better use?
Mike: Are you serious?
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?
Mike: I think it would make me wanna marry you even more. (he kisses her)
Ross: I've got to say you guys, that's an incredible gesture!
Chandler: (to Ross) Maybe you do that next time you get married!
Ross: No, no, no. The next time it's gonna be a Hawaii at sunset. [pause] But maybe the time after that!
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1 Year later:{Here are some brief updates of what happened during the year}
1:Ross had participated {and lost} in the game show 'Beauty & the Geek."
2:Rachel and Ross had a fight when Ross got too near a female participant on the sets of 'beauty & the geek'
3:Phoebe is pregnant ....Mike has lost his job and Phoebe cant work at the massage are having a dificult time financially but a great time together.
4: Joey is dating Ursala ..AGAIN... And Pheebs doesnt know yet.
5:Chandler and Monica are living happily ever-after until..................
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{At Emma's School}
{Its parents day}
Emma's Teacher: " Your daughter is MAGIC."
Rachel : " We know. The Most Attractive Girl In Class."
{Emma laughs and Ross looks at her adoringly.}
Emma's Teacher: " Arent you Ross Geller from Beauty & the geeks?"
Ross {clears his throat and looks triumphingly at Rachel} "Yes I am Ross Geller."
Emma's Hot Teacher : " I am such a big fan......"
Rachel : " Really.."
Emma's Extremely hot Teacher : {Holding Ross's hand and making little sex noises} " I will do anything for you."
Rachel : {Shielding Emma's Years } " Ross....."
Ross : " Anything? .............. I mean ......"
Rachel :{dragging Emma away} " Get a room."
Ross suddenly realises what he is doing and runs after Rachel.
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{At Phoebe's and Mike}
Mike has accidentely cut himself while cooking.
Phoebe : " Come on Mike ..dont waste your blood."
Mike : " I love the passion you have even after so much days of our marriage."
Phoebe : " You are ruining the blood. We could sell your blood and buy food."
Mike {scared} : " What."
Phoebe : " My step dad used to sell his blood to buy us food."
Mike : " We dont have buy food."
Phoebe : " So we agree on the mugging thing."
Mike {to himself} "I will have to find a job."
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TO BE CONTINUED.
I BET YOU WILL LOVE THIS.
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WRITER'S NOTE:
1: Ross has earlier dated a time he is about to marry his daughter's teacher.
Weird?
2:Will Mike & Phoebe will have a marriage problem?
3:Joey and Ursala!
4:My fav line: Phoebe : " You are ruining the blood. We could sell your blood and buy food."
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