I'm bored so I'm writing this I sometimes wondered what happened before Harry had to go live with the Dursleys. This story contains some cursing. You have been warned
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I just mess with the characters.
Lily sighed, "Are you sure you can take care of him?"
"Lily, don't worry. I'll keep an eye on Harry while you two are gone."
Sirius picked up baby Harry, "How hard can it be."
James smiled at Sirius, "Remus, keep an eye on Sirius too."
He put Harry back down, as he rolled his eyes at James.
Lily hugged Harry, "I'll be back soon." Finally she and James stepped into the fireplace and disappeared in the green flames.
"Well, they're finally gone. What do we do now?"
"Keep Harry entertained, happy." He looked for some books to read to Harry.
"I know what to do." Sirius flicked his wand, making two chocolate frogs appear. Harry clapped and grabbed one.
"He's only one!" he scowled at Harry's god father and took away the chocolates.
"Candy makes me happy. Look you made him cry now!"
"Harry, don't cry," Remus grabbed his wand and started to make sparks come out the end, "Look , you like the sparks?"
The cries quieted and Harry gazed up trying to catch the sparks with his hands.
Sirius smiled at his godson, "Can you say Sirius? Sirius." He said it slowly the second time.
Harry mumbled then tried again, "Simius."
Remus stood there wide-eyed , "His first word."
"YAY HARRY!"he spun Harry around.
Remus rushed to the fireplace and stuck his head into the flames to tell Harry's parents. "Lily, James are you there?"
"Is everything alright? What's wrong?"
"Harry just said his first word."
"That's wonderful! I'll head back as soon as I can."
Sirius sat down on the couch, holding Harry on his lap. "So now you can talk. Can you say anything else?"
They heard a flutter of wings and Remus came back holding a letter. "Sirius, you got a Howler."
He stared at it fearfully, "Should we open it, or let it explode?"
"Either way there's going to be a lot of shouting."
He took it and ripped it open. "HOW DARE YOU GET THAT BIKE! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SPOTTED! YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE MUGGLE NEWS AND THEN WHAT? THE MINISTRY WOULD COME AFTER YOU! GET RID OF THAT BIKE OR I WILL!"
Sirius rubbed his head, "Shit, that hurt my ears. How the hell did she find out?"
"Shit, how hell she fine out."
Padfoot realized what he just did, "No, Harry don't say that!" Remus smacked the back of Sirius's head.
"Shit,"
"No, Harry that's bad."
"We're back! What did Harry say?"
Harry started to giggle when he saw his parents. James went and held Harry high making the baby laugh even more, "What can you say?"
"Shit."
Everyone fell silent and Lily turned red as Sirius turned pale. "Who showed you that."
"Simius."
Sirius turned even paler and ran to the door as Lily raised her wand and chased after him.
Harry watched and then looked at his dad and Remus, "How hell she fine out?"
=^.^= That was fun to write. And somehow Sirius survived Lily's rage.