I just got this idea to make Inuyasha Red vs. Blue style. What is Red vs. Blue, you ask? It's this show these people made from Halo 2. I'm going to make them Inuyasha style, with two Zelda characters. I almost ran out, so I decided to use two other guys from Zelda. I have to start from the third season because I have windows and they didn't program it for that 'til the third season. The main plot is that O'Malley (Naraku now) is trying to take over the universe and a secret team of reds and blues (Humans and Demons here) try to stop him.
I don't own Red vs. Blue or Inuyasha.
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A human in a blue suit is seen lying on the ground near a desert base. "Oooh…ugh…"A demon in red is seen next to him, a gun in his hands. "C'mon Mr. Human Guy! Wake up! Wake up!
"It hurts…just let me die…"
The demon then spoke again, "You can't die! I'm bored! All the girls want to do is talk about chick stuff! And not the fun chick stuff like ribbons and unicorns!"
A little ways off, you see two women talking. One says to the other, "I'm not sure about them, but I often find them staring at inappropriate things."
"See! Boring stuff, like oppression in a hostile work environment!"
The human groaned, "Get Myouga…I need Myouga…"
"I can't!" He said, getting upset, "He got possessed by the evil guy and escaped! He's the one that shot you! Don't you remember?"
The human said once more, "I know. I want him to shoot me again."
The demon in red sighed, "Now, now, now. Look's like someone's got a case of fore-heed. If you where gonna die, you would've died by now! Maybe you just need to realize, you're gonna live with the intense pain."
"Get that Inuyasha guy, have him make me a new body…" The human in blue asked.
"Ugh, you can't! We're outta parts because we already used that joke! And Inuyasha left with the others to chase Myouga! But don't you worry," He continued, "they left a long time ago, so I'm sure they'll be back any minute! Sheik had a great fool-proof plan to catch 'em!"
(At some Teleporter Base)
A voice was heard echoing along the corridors of the base. "Hellooo… Hello? Is anybody there?" Sheik asked "Just great, I guess we all got separated in the teleporter!" The Sheikah then turned on his radio. "Inuyasha, it's 2.0, can you read me? Apparently your plan to chase Jenenji's robot army has failed miserably! I appear to be stuck at a station of teleporters, which could take me anywhere in the universe!"
Sheik looked around the hallway, "Or the janitor's closet. Hell, I don't know where it'll go! Inuyasha, are you there? Inuyasha!"
(In a creek near a Human Base-Camp)
The half demon sighed, "Hello anyone, do you read me? Are you there? Anyone? Any body? Nobody? Okay." Inuyasha turned off his radio, and then faced Link. "Well, I don't think the others are coming. We must have gotten separated, somehow."
"My toes are getting prune-y." The Hylian stated.
"Oh-kay…why don't we try to find Naraku?" Inuyasha asked.
"I know where you can find Naraku," Link said, "He lived inside my helmet for a while, and maybe he left an address to send him mail." Link then followed Inuyasha out of the creek.
"He must have taken some of the furniture when he left. And the carpet. And the drapes. And I wouldn't expect him to give that closet back, if you know what I mean." Inuyasha then followed Link behind a human base, still searching, when Link pointed at a body on the ground.
"Inuyasha! Look, a sleeping person!"
"What?" Inuyasha asked, confused at first until he saw the body, "Oh, Ramen!" The half-demon bent over a looked over the dead person, "He's not sleeping, Link. He's dead."
"Oh, good." Link said, relieved, "At first I thought that was me, because I am green. And, I like to sleep. But if he is dead, then that cannot be me, that would be silly."
"No doubt he was killed by our very enemy," Inuyasha stated. "Once again I find myself torn, one-half of me knows there's one less human left in the universe, and that Myouga's got a larger army than me! And that just won't do. No way." Inuyasha pointed his gun at the body, "Rest in peace, scum bag."
Inuyasha and Link where now at another side of the base, still searching for Naraku, when they sighted a heap of dead bodies littering the ground.
"Look, Inuyasha! More sleeping people!" Link shouted, "It must be nap time! But, who has nap time now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times!"
"What in the hell happened here?" Inuyasha asked, "There must have been an enormous battle!" He paused, "Hello? Is anyone okay? Are there any survivors? Preferably any half-demon survivors? Don't let that discourage you if you're a demon or human! I won't step on you're neck or anything like that!"
"Am I allowed to answer?" Link asked.
"Ssshhh…quiet. Do you hear that?"
"Yes. That noise is called 'Water.'" Trumpet music is heard in the background, "It is very wet, and very sloshy, and-"
"No, I was talking about the trumpet, ya idiot!"
"I have to go to the bathroom now, for some reason. Which is odd because I already went when we where standing in the creek together!"
"Wait a minute, I know that song!" Inuyasha said, "But why would they be playing it in the middle of a-"
All the dead bodies suddenly got back up, and they ran back to their bases saying things like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah! Hoo-ha! Go, go go! Yyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!"
"What the?" Inuyasha shouted.
"Running time!"
Though, once they all got back to their bases, Inuyasha and Link where left alone by the humans' base.
"What just happened here?"
"I think all the sleeping people-" Link was then cut-off by Inuyasha.
"Look, a port hole!" He then pointed to a window near the top f the Human Base. "Get over here and give me a boost!"
"Okay." Link walked over to Inuyasha. "You are a good person, and people say nice things about you."
"Not a moral boost, more of a physical one!"
"That window is very high. I don't think you are tall enough."
"I know, I need you to help me get up to it!" Inuyasha said, rather annoyed.
"I don't think I am tall enough either. Also, I am round, and the window is square."
"Just come here!"
Inuyasha had propped Link up to see through the window, plain and simple as that.
"What do you see?" Inuyasha asked.
"I see…a room."
"And? What's in the room?"
"There are some walls…and some ceilings. Wait! Just one ceiling!" Link said, hurriedly.
"What's making all that racket?"
Inside, a team of humans where shouting, "Kill the half-demons! Kill the half-demons! Kill the half-demons! Kill the half-demons! Kill the half-demons! Kill the half-demons! Kill the half-demons!"
"You are not going to like it…" Link murmured.
Inuyasha then let Link down, and said, "Link, I have a very bad feeling…"
Then, from out of both bases, humans and demons came out, shooting guns and killing each other.
"C'mon, Link! We have to get to higher ground!" They both then ran across that battle field, and climbed a ladder to the cliff of a hill.
"Inuyasha, I don't want our friends dead."
"What's going on here?"
A demon walked out of the human base, carrying a blue flag, and he shouted, "Everyone, stop fighting! Stop fighting!" The fighting ceased, and everyone looked at the demon. "Everyone! Everyone! Look onto me! I possess the human flag!"
"It's more beautiful than I ever imagined!" One demon shouted.
He continued, "I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worship me as though I where a god!"
A group of humans ran over to him, and…well…killed him.
The demon then shouted before dying, "I regret nothing! I have lived what few demons have dared to dream!"
The humans and demons looked back at each other, and started fighting again.
"I have no idea what I just saw, or where I am, or where the hell Naraku is." Was all Inuyasha could say.
I just copied down every word they said. This is exactly what happened. But I'm sorry that I couldn't put in anymore detail in the battle. And, because of what happened to my "Ask The Gang," I won't be writing another one. Sorry! But, this was one episode. It has humor, and I'll try to work better on the action stuff. What do ya think?